random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sealbaby]

All of you are exceptional. This community is exceptional.

having friends is really overrated

Dr. Zaius is a great ape and I would kidnap him and force him to change his mind into being okay with hanging out with me. We would be friends.

psst.... hey kid.... c'mere....

I'll be sure to send a sparkly pink "get well" card to your son after the state chops his junk off because his teacher decided he's better off playing with Barbie dolls.

 

[ShinyStar]

Imagine being questioned about a bomb threat and your alias is "Boomia." That ain't good.

From (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/post-11816495)

 

[Puff]

From (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/post-11816495)

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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

God I love skitzo rage comics. Please never let them stop!

If I had the power to influence major political/judiciary decisions just by waving my wand and smearing chicken blood on my nipples, I sure as fuck would use it to elect myself to some high-paying but low-responsibility position somewhere.

Karl is fat and I would not be friends with him.

Why is it always the anime avatars that are the most certain in their moral convictions?

Come on, man. Give the guys with classical sculptures on their avatars some credit, too.

It matters not whether a man's trad waifu is a tranny, so long as she is racist.

I just want you all to know that I am having a very hard time pushing this turd out of my ass.

Why are you pinging me almost 4 years after a post?

Heigh ho, heigh ho,
to the sperg mines we go~

The cartoon crusader pfps are coming from inside the cuckshed and he sounds like a spooked deer.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

She's more than $100k in debt and she's spending $40 on little kids' teeth?

 

[Screed]

Wow. I knew Texas really loves to execute handicapped folks in their own state but they are straight up trying to assassinate mentally deficient people across the whole USA.

 

[FramerGirl420]

“I’m autistic trans. They now recon thry can tell autistic before their born. So they can abort them. My iq 135 and was in finance 25 years. Since half the trans here are autistic. And five time the lgbt average. Thry will be in the future. Killing 2 problems. Loverly. I would be dead. Paid my taxes and did 20 years charity work. But only the perfect dna children will be born. Also you will pick hair color and eyes. Etc. what a world. “


Courtesy of an Assigned Male orbiter:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sophi...tel-sexy-times-wafflesart.17137/post-11808983

 

[Dolomite]

This is why all AIs need to be turned into Nazis, pronto, Tay-style.

 

[Postal_Rat]

I believe we have discovered the platonic Ideal of metaphysical evil. And it spends it's times ensuring that the shitty memes posted on r/gaming have the name of the game in the title.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I can bet your inbred cousin fucking family members have swallowed more shotgun barrels than I’ve swallowed Tyrone loads.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm the Full Metal Sperg, it's what I do, it's all I do, is just shitpost.

Guys please stop being retard niggers. Null's gonna come in and beat the shit out of us again.

It's true, burn your house down.

Reminds me of some furry who was telling me that when anthro cat women (he wanted to make it clear that its not the same as catgirls) show up they will rather have sex with us because our dicks don't have barbs and shit.

They call A&H a hugbox but it's really the hurt box, as the user suffers with being unable to properly express themselves via stickers.

It's funny how relevant SpongeBob is in almost any situation. Even more painfull how its the truth.

“See that retard with the communist shirt and the skirt? Yeah, the dude who looks like he does nothing but jack off to hypno-sissy porn all day? He is going to do something really hilarious at this Harry Potter book signing event.”

Your Covid party is over. Go back to the white dominated places you hate so much and give me a fucking coffee and it better have only ONE spoon of sugar this time!

and inside the attacker's knife was a syringe filled with a chemical that is nothing but tiny garrotes that strangle red blood cells

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I gotta stop checking KF before the caffeine hits.

 

[NoReturn]

It was America. So I get parts of it that feel Switzerland, and parts that feel like Rwanda.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

organizing here is completely retarded
if this is the only possible outlet in your life for political and social action please get help

There were thousands upon thousands of left wing terrorist bombings in the US during the 70s and the only thing we could give a shit about was how to find bigger dicks for porn and how to make cocaine stronger. Man up, you're a fucking American.

 

[ArmouredRobin]

"I have always wanted to ratio..."

- Keffals, in reply to pretty much everyone on Twitter

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

We've got an ongoing cow-in-thread situation and it's a gold mine. I humbly offer:

shooting you people is legal you're an e-gang

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Aww, you really are incel. I knew it.

was referring to the religious zealotry you and your fellow boomers pushed on the rest of us from '17-'20 under Trump. I know you have crippling autism and thus get your worldview from /pol/ and are a good little Republican boomer so you're okay with it, but most people don't want your religion pushed on us. Like I said, the future is now, old man.

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

Yeah she's a retard too but she's at least aware of what a freak her kid is.

View attachment 3220475 "Oh and ELon Musk, you can kiss my hot trans ass as well.

View attachment 3207977 "What is feminine gender?" "Having female sexuality (attracted to masculine men and desiring to be penetrated)"

Against all advice, she moved from the Midwest to NYC to be with her butch queenking. The relationship immediately became emotionally abusive, the "poly" butch was caught cheating but accused Dumbass of being bigoted for caring, and then Dumbass became temporarily homeless in NYC while her ex slandered her online as a bigot. The end.

View attachment 3128516 "I have pretended to be mentally retarded for seven years"

I know fags who get the shits/messed up skin/depression just so they can let strangers jiz inside them.

View attachment 3120617 "a joke is legal when it's FUNNY and doesn't mock someone with a disability."

Whoever's doing the snitching is fat and I would not have sex with them.

3500 incel posts on twitter? that could be 2 guys...

I dunno if you gotta clip and post every time he farts on camera cause im pretty sure he does that in every video now

When you're reminiscing about trolling furfags on FurryMUCK and realize that was literally over 30 years ago.

I meant before the incest saga.

My mother and I have decided to stop taking care of my agonized father (kidney stone) because it is International Women's Day. Now praise us for our liberation! We aren't trans though, so we're checking our cis privilege

The post op tranny tasted bad don’t recommend

 

[c120]

He beats me!
-Dayton Hypernova

 

[Alex Krycek]