random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SCSI]

How little self esteem you must have to idolize a politican's breasts over YOUR OWN?

Respect and feels for Superman’s battered asshole.

Her highest ambition is to get raped.

Which ironically makes her… Unrapeable.

No wonder she’s deeply unhappy.

 

[Spunt]

CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO DISCUSSING THE HORSE FUCKING, PLEASE?

 

[Brain Power]

The Virgin Buzz Lightyear vs. The Chad Minion

 

[Sprate Header]

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"These stupid faggots are so fond of archiving everything. I guess they think it makes a big difference lol"

 

[No0neKnows]

I was reading this thread while having breakfast this morning. Two hours later I was bleeding.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I’m pretty sure women can already choose not to be mothers without growing cocks.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Think of the piss

'Penis fell off'. A truly haunted statement.

This picture reeks of perpetual virginity.

motherfucker looks like Midlife Crisis Gollum

You might be right, and I might be just a tad on the autistic side.

I'm so jaded I thought this was a Nikocado Avocado asscheek meme.

fucking quantum hoes

 

[Meiwaku]

everyone is niggers
everyone is faggots
everyone is reddit

it's how you deal with being those things that matters.

Imagine having twins only for one to be a gay catboy and the other looking like a colombian tranny.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Imagine you take over a website you think is just about some autistic Virginia ponyfag and then years later end up considered the biggest Internet terrorist in the world.

Dude at least be honest... You see, I nutted several times to Rouge the Bat since I was a kid, but that's okay, because I'm not insecure about it.

As a black guy, I'm extremely uncomfortable with this.

My man, you really just whipped up some high-quality futa fetish porn to make fun of a lolcow? Are you okay? … WHY DID YOU MAKE HIS CHARACTER-INSERT A TWINK?

I told my mom about Elliot Rodgers cause she once said I was a gentlemen so I chipped in unconsciously with "I am the Supreme Gentlemen" at which she looked at me quizzical so I had to tell her about Elliot Rodgers.

Why would you need a wiki page when you have a thread on kiwifarms?

I don't know much about dominatrixes. I have never had to pay a woman to call me trash. They seem happy to do it for free and have even been known to take time out of their busy routines to fully labour the point.

Black twitter is making me a race realist.

the Tranny Cabal are making moves
KF is going down!

SILENCE PORCINE HOMUNCULUS! THE LIZARD KING RANKS YOU

I can't imagine a more damaging way to raise a child except perhaps for her pegging him with a dildo

Men's assholes aren't built like they used to be.

Why is someone pretending to be his toilet telling people he put up his fence wrong?

Everyday the good people of the farms inspire me to be a better, more retarded autist.

My mom calls it "the fat woman website"

 

[PhoBingas]

She's wrong. Siamese twins can get fucked too. If I see one more pair of conjoined twins in the HOV lane I'm seriously going to lose my shit.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"I shit my pants, just not at the show."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

So it's like a dominance thing? Like, "Look what I can do. I have so much power in this situation I can dance freely and you can't stop me."?

doxing ur moms poop

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Do you think cannibals would be interested in eating these human skin flesh sausages once they all start falling off? It’s basically a hot dog but with human flesh. And a really wacky piss tube in the middle.

I thought REAL witches spell it as "Magick"? This bitch is a fraud.

Roll 1d20 against Wisdom, cunt.

Don’t worry, guys. I’ve set my magic rocks up on the windowsill, sprinkled them with glitter and dirt, and chanted Enya songs at them in order to protect the supreme court.

Holy fuck, that Frenchie sounds amazing.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

ES SENORAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! desecha el GameStop

 

[WolfeTone]

 

[I am vomit]

She's so keen to tongue her own shit covered arsehole

Why does her oc have visible animated pubic hair?

Even the big titted Jewish tomboys aren’t spared.

Okay I will go to the hood and find out how a black reacts to slavery in order to determine what our policy should be on the nation of Japan. I'll also observe whether he returns to his stoop so we can learn if you'll be a retard for another three years.

I bet you're super happy she's into ice and not Sonic.

welp. pedophiles gotta stick together i suppose

Yeah in a mass grave.

 

[Table Country]

a footstool can be used as a table, it may never fully be taken for a table but if it becomes useful as a table the rest of the tables won't care unless it starts trying to rape them.

 

[Neko GF]

"MY MOM IS GETTING HATEMAIL"

 

[Where's Waldo?]

 

[NoReturn]

Proof some men will stick their dick in anything. Including this oragutan/chimp hybrid who somehow escaped from a mad scientist's lab and learn how to ride a bike.