random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Is there anything more demeaning than getting dunked on by furries?

 

[Aunt Carol]

"washing your penis is fun and cool, actually!"

 

[Poonocchio]

I'm sorry to ask my kiwi brethren, does anyone have that picture of the tranny on the baby diaper changing table in the womens restroom?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Penis for me but not for thee.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

I gave in to curiosity and looked up technical details on vaginectomies after that gore post.

Veterinarians are reluctant to do them on dogs because it isn't the most humane way to treat various dog gynae problems.

But hey let's do it to a type one diabetic gal with multiple mental illnesses.

It was on page 890 of the SRS thread that I propped a card of St. Michael next to my monitor.

>It was on page 890 of the SRS thread that I propped a card of St. Michael next to my monitor.

 

[Meat Target]

If anything all of this ludicrous over-spending to essentially erradicate the word nigger reinforces the unreality of the online landscape. Watch this, ready? Nigger. Nigger nigger nigger.

 

[WolfeTone]

i want a josh companion mod for new vegas and have him tell me kiwifarms news as i gun down raiders

@TyrasGuard

 

[Meat Target]

You can steal his epilepsy meds and get really high. As a bonus, maybe you get to watch him flop around like a dying fish.

 

[Max Free]

9 + 7 = 15

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I bought Hogwart's Legacy

Hopefully The Washington Post is using its contacts with the FBI to make sure this death threat is being investigated.

It's legal! You just have to wear a fluorescent vest, press the button that activates the warning speakers and hazard lights, and carry a little yellow flag.

d00d I totally just did a mass shooting and I was STILL misgendered.

Extreme sadness and disappointment with the state of society and the world.

Theyifesto*

According to the stats, Women using violent means is in the minority. But stats don't and can't possibly track Women using soft means to destroy and drive a Man to blow his own brains out due to reputational, monetary, and emotional destruction.

Women largely operate invisibly. The Queen is the most powerful piece on the Chess board.

Go get a didgeridoo and go fuck yourself with it. Fucking prison island cucks.

I’ll officially retract my posts linking this account if we get confirmation on it. (Not really, I will be consciously spreading misinformation).

tranifesto

There could even be glowies reading this thread right now! Everyone make the FBI feel welcome. Keep it your pants boys, and for God's sake don't tell them about Dynastia.

backwards hats and vans shoes deserve a watchlist at least

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Probably best to keep shooting until it completely stops complaining about being misgendered.

If some tranny shoots my kid you better at least get me a Pepsi

How many times can a person say the word Nazi without getting bored?

The racist community and the transphobic community are some of the most diverse and accepting communities nowadays.

We've crunched the numbers, I think we've reached a final solution to the "us vs them" equation

HOLY SHIT...There's a free Mets poster inside!

The solution isn't even "investment into mental health." We can start with divestment from mental illness.

She passed another mass murderer in the halls wearing the same shoes and was just mortified.

What's the next level after "peak trans" because I think I passed it about 24 hours ago and I am headed somewhere new and uncharted.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Is cyraxx physically capable of tounging an anus?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I eat legos cause I like the texture it gives my shits

 

[MrJokerRager]

nigger I ain't reading every page of a happenings thread. Tried that with the Ukraine war and now I have PTSD

 

[Angry New Ager]

When your pants are so tight you can see the lifted edges of the phone case that make it identifiable as an Otterbox Defender series, your pants are TOO FUCKING TIGHT.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Every time there is a crime committed where the races are different, you'll notice there is always a cracker involved. They can not help emanate their racism, which causes a justifiable response. Violence is the language of the unheard - you'll notice the man didn't speak before doing this.

 

[Ookoo Squad]

>Cards against humanity
>ABDL nonsense
>VORE SESSION
>Abridged history of the Russian Federation

 

[Puff]

It always amazes me how strong these women are. Imagine if black people weren't niggers, they'd run the world.

 

[vomitusdeux]

(Cums feces)

I shown my friends that futa Cell and now they won't talk to me anymore

I honestly have more respect for Rapist of Tentacles than I do aforementioned types

What the fuck is barf desperation.

It’s like we’re seeing the jack off of all trades right in front of us.

What's up with super edgy and intimidating BBC shemales?

I've seen furry fart profiles with more effort than this

>takes bite of meat
"LOL hows it feel having a mouth full of semen!??"

Pamperchu clarifying that shitting the bed was intentional, and that its a beautiful day in Oregon.

"I smell like babypowder and pee, and maybe cigarettes"

stop trying to send your failed males to the ladies room - they will never be real woman, they smell weird, and worst of all they keep fucking touching our mint condition soft toys

you complaining about your mcdonald's shift work isn't going to magically make said people want a relationship

What in the name of Christ's circumcised cock are you talking about?

I HATE DIAPER NIGGERS SO MUCH HOLY SHIT I WANT DIAPER NIGGERS TO GET THE ROPE THEY ARE PEDOS

Even his moonrunes are autistic.

Am I being terribly mean if I mention that masturbation is a common male sleep aid?

I think the only living thing on planet earth interested in eating out a neovag is maggots. Even then, who knows, even they might have standards.

I've been more concerned over an irritated hangnail than these girls are over necrosis.

Yeah, but I never saw a furry that somehow managed to get two other furries stuck inside his balls and masturbating, basically vore but with testicles, in R34.

Down in Florence there's no way to miss her
This moonfaced fat slob named Polissa
She jumps on a rope
While begging for dope
And whines of her lack of ass kissers

the Martha Stewart vaccine commercial was badass.

That’s why he was drugged by his own seizure medicine - routinely prescribed for anal rape by cutlery

if it has "the look" you know it was drawn by a sexual deviant using a cum-stained tablet

when you got butt raped was it dry like adebisi on schibetta, or lubed like schillinger on schibetta in oz?

Why does he look like Beetlejuice?

When his bent periscope dick hits your g spot

You think Chris cares about formalities like "death" or "decay" now that he is the ascended goddess?

Lock up your grannies, shoot your anthropomorphic furry characters and hide your game shop employees!

I always bring a loaded handgun to my school so I have nothing to worry about.

if the troon was alive long enough to squeal in pain before dying in a pool of its own piss, shit and blood.

man I’d fuck a pound of ground meat if it was laying there and I needed to get my nut on.

Okay newfag let me give you a little history lesson.

The reason you never find any based conservative women in these places is because they are busy raising a family and not attention whoring on Telegram.

That Sprigatito plush has seen some shit man.

Blood is upon Null's hands for this (period blood, obviously)

POON FOR THE POON GOD

MTFs are more dangerous individually, but pooners travel and destroy in packs, breaking their targets down with annoying catchphrases and a growing smell of blood mixed with urine

Women sure are incredible at the self-hatred thing.

This is like someone live streaming their slow suicide by exsanguination. It's such an impotent, frustrated, raw thing; and so fucking stupid at the same time.

I'm still not explaining myself very well. Like, you know when you see videos of guys killing themselves and you just can't look away?

Matt Bernstein the gay Jew with painted nails

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

i need somebody in my life who will send me "i care you"

Buttmad retard furry sex offender with a petty grudge against other furries or a furry con, comes to the farms to vent about them, trips himself up by being too obsessive, then claims to be a DIFFERENT buttmad retard furry sex offender with the same petty grudge.

I'm still cracking up about being raped with a butterknife.

WHERE IS THE MANLETFESTO

This post implies that you read "American History X" as "American History Ten," and therefore the sequel would be "American History Eleven." I don't know why, but that really struck my funny bone.

"Woman parks car, killing six."

This is why the Farms exists.
Because public shaming works.

Is there anything more demeaning than getting dunked on by furries?

Nigger got roasted by the Taliban Public Relations Department

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I just broke a long nofap streak to her vids on spankbang. I feel really ashamed now and will take a very long break from posting on Kiwifarms.