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[RACISM]

So some inbred cracker cunt cussed me out and I should just take it. Fuck you. I got a trove of information that i needed. Do I aim to stay here? Fuck no. I’ll repeat myself, I don’t owe any of y’all crackers any explanation.

 

[Meat Target]

I have prepared the most convincing blackface plus stereotypical muslim garb so hopefully the trannies will ignore me.

 

[EyeGuy]

Source

Because I like to be as honest as possible, I told L. about the night spent with my ex and the liquid dripping from my asshole. He, in turn, told me that he’d hooked up with a meth addict the night before.

I am proud of my heritage and feel dense shame in my inability to perfectly understand or perform whiteness, a condition that is written on my skin—the obviousness of which eludes white supremacists. I am undoubtedly a thin caricature to them: a nose and a brain.

 

[Rozzy]

I made a Twitter and Kiwifarms account to harass her but she started all of this.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Now they might scream over them or talk over them, but actual communication with normal people?

Never.

It's sad that it's working so well but sadder how accurate most of it is.

And the troughs aren't pretty trans colours so they are hardly fit for troon purpose.

What makes this even more hilarious is the fact that there actually is a Hamlet action figure with a spring-loaded Yorick's skull accessory.

That moment when you can feel the blood clot move from your neck arteries into your brain.

If you or your loved one is currently struggling with the symptoms of wanting to create a podcast, there is help for you.

The full retard saga begins.

20% of Americans are disabled?

Fucksake, add that to the 90% who are clinically obese and how the hell are you getting anything done over there?

I wonder if we're going to see a opioid addiction arc

It was the loli waifu cartel behind it all along.

One they cracked the door to let in Samaritans, its was only a time before the filthy Greeks got in, and its been all down hill since then.

OMG im gettin' booooombed!

We've reached peak GloboHomo where a sweatshop all the way over in China is mass-producing merchandise for a fucking conflict so Americans can virtue-signal how much they support the Current Thing .

Think of all the resources, labor, and technological marvels that went into that process. All so some dumbfuck can virtue signal

sometimes truly wish that I believed in Hell or God so I could console myself with the contemplation of punishment after death.

Don't worry, I believe in both. Right now, she's learning there are far worse things than being misgendered.

You're asking for logic from someone who willingly eats shit.

I had a girl pass me in Publix today with yoga pants so tight I could see her labia outline. Like girl put your pussy away this is a grocery store.

It says a lot when doing crack, meth or heroin would potentially improve his health.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

DeSantis got out maneuvered by Mickey Mouse.

 

[Sprate Header]

Good to see she's doing OnlyFans at 37 to empower herself.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

I actually prefer my girlfriends to have been NIGGED by Tyrone and Jamal. It makes it easier for me to sway them with my Aryan wit and charm

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

My load orders are legendary and legit... and horrendously autistic. Send me a message if you want to know more.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Microsoft doesn't even wear pants

 

[anustart76]

I told L. about the night spent with my ex and the liquid dripping from my asshole. He, in turn, told me that he’d hooked up with a meth addict the night before.

Source: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/your-love-is-like-a-river.159792/

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You silly little stupid Niger.

 

[Kheapathic]

That's a lot of rape

 

[Spud]

holy shit what absolute fucking cope, just blame the Jews like a normal person

 

[keytar]

100 years from now some impressionable youth is going to inherit a strange coin and accidentally mutter the words "Who is Chris Chan?", damning themselves to a life of tardgazing.

 

[Path Wanderer]

[Mod Edit: This OP is trash but the thread is pretty good. This will be fixed soon.]

Indicting a president over paying a porn star is something I would hear in a GTA radio station.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yeah she may have literally murdered children, but think of the men in wigs being bullied on twitter!

"If only they had let Hitler into art school."

 

[Meat Target]

California Edit: Remember, the cops need EPA approval to unearth endangered flowers and plants.

 

[tehpope]

Jewish women either look like goblins or they're absolute semen demons. No in-between.

Option A: The existence of the white race and a future for our white children.
Option B: KHAZAR MILKERS.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

That "Feel like you" ad is the dictionary definition of dysgenic.

From left to right you got:
A hobo whose eyebrows were burnt off while trying to light a crack pipe

A gay nigga in white face

Type 30 diabetes

Frankenstein's monster with the Bonus Chins DLC.