random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

nothing ever happened on this globe [...] at which some people did not have their fill of laughter

My argument for why I don't believe this is AI: GPT can't write this schizophrenically.

 

[SneedYstwyth]

 

[Sprate Header]

did i just fucking read about paedophile rhodesia?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I gave you the PNG, do it yourself. I saw things looking for that bikini picture...

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm really a man/woman/wolf/the whole cast of Final Fantasy 7 inside

He's right to be anxious. There's been much made about stochastic terrorism fueled by violent rhetoric. The narrative has been that mass shootings are caused by white male incels egged on by right wing extremists. This time though it's an angry pooner doing the shooting, and TUR was ground zero for trannies larping as a militia in preparation for armageddon. It's probably not a good time to be ground zero for ARM THE QUEERS merch, as well as having a bitter ex business partner maybe in talks with the feds about some of your firearm shenanigans.

Before I expanded the thumbnail I misread this tweet as "THE MUTANT TRANS MOVEMENT IS HERE" and I was disappointed when I realized my mistake.

what the fuck, woman

Browsed the SRS Disasters thread long enough to be comfortable choosing death

Fuckers wasted a perfectly good meatball. I'm fucking enraged.

If you continued to read it after the first sentence, then a warning wouldn't have done you any good anyway.

Looks like the view from behind a very old, very sick Labrador.

We've heard of growers and showers, but this pooner has an I-dunno'er.

 

[quackrock]

Nobody's leaving. Nobody escapes. Nobody wins. Everything gets worse forever.

 

[3MMA]

I've always thought the KF logo resembled a clit.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Mr Keto wants fresh toast, says it's soggy lol."

There is a nonzero chance it contains semen/vaginal secretion and or urine of kitchen staff.

When you rewrite the history of Stonewall to portray Black people as violent and willing to riot at the drop of a hat

It's ok. The goat cut off his horns and now identifies as an alpaca.

At least it might stop the fags from ERPing this year.

The Mexican lady seems close to figuring out that forming your self-image around a billion-dollar corporation is a sad and hollow endeavour but she's clearly in too deep to give up now.

Gaston is the real protagonist and the whole movie is a cautionary tale about hoes not being worth it.

Even among coomers ftm troon porn is pretty niche.

He's just an armless, legless bitching machine at this point.

Jesus christ what kind of worm hole did we open in 2012 that allows this level of spastic bullshit to pervade our lives.

She's still jamming a dildo into her holes even if sometimes there's a second dildo in her pants.

I like old mortgage eyes (one fixed, one variable) at the front there.

>run a subreddit called BlackPeopleTwitter
>no black people
Are they self aware for this to be a April Fools joke? Or is this just another unironic white cucks scenario

Comedy equals tragedy plus time, child.

Which is why I, Patrick S. Tomlinson, think the Holocaust is simply hilarious.

Man. That semi-vacant stare with the mismatched eyes pointing in slightly different directions. The lumpiness of the cheeks. The number of chins. The skin glistening with grease. The alcohol sweats. The shirt riding up and over the muffin top. If the hair was a bit darker and the terrified stalker child was black I'd absolutely believe this was intended to be Pat.

"Cleans?" the troon asks, "What is that strange word?"

I know a few pages ago we were mourning the neckbeards and we all morn the loss of the tomboys every day but on this day-after-trans-day-of-visibility I'd like to take a moment of silence to mourn the loss of the metalheads. You could have become slightly reclusive, odd men with long hair and a bangin taste in music that you're just a little bit too into to be normal if it weren’t for internet porn and reddit. Ashes to ashes dust to dust etc etc amen.

What is called reverse racism by some should simply be called „ungratefulness“ and again proves we just need to kick these people out. Jfc we could be living among the stars and are instead babysitting third worlders.

>TRANS VISIBILITY NOW

*reposts trans-created content*

>NO, NOT THAT KIND OF VISIBILITY

Please go back to scrambling tofu like a normal hippie.

Fucking newfags.

 

[Meat Target]

Glory to Transtotzka!

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

I've actually factored Joyce into my facial theories. I'd be interested to hear if either one had groin cysts

 

[Sprate Header]

He's also a huge fan of scat, and not the jazz kind.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Shut up dough tard.

That shit was burning my eyeballs out of my skull.

Hey wait....... WHERES MY PENIS!?

It's gay to cum in a woman

They're both effeminate homosexual men, and such is the landscape of fringe right politics.

Milo Yiannopoulos has declared that Ethan Ralph is fat and Milo would not have sex with Ralph

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I want to see this man actively defy the advice on this thread until he's hiding in Mexico, married to a horse.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Honestly I don't give a shit what happens to white people, they're a bunch of soycucks who deserve to go extinct.

 

[Gentlebastard]

He later described himself as "heteroflexible." Basically "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20."

Essentially, a "thug" is a gay black man doing fruity things (a cousin of "Buck Breaking," if you will).

You did something for your wife, do you want a fucking cookie?

There's literally no reason to post this except to prove to people that you're such a great guy.

You think he got where he is today by ever not wanting a cookie?

"Listen stalker child. You fell for my trap. I have innumerable pairs of dirty crapped briefs, child. "

I swear this is turning me into a crazy conspiracy theorist ready to lock myself in a cabin in the woods to write a manifesto.

God, I just want to scrape some of that grease off the top of his head and apply it to those tragic ends.

Why oh god why did I not listen to the warning.

If you wouldn't scream a fact about yourself to a crowded bar, don't post it on Twitter.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I have a special account with Oneechanbara, Senran Kagura and shit like that on my will for my father

That way he'll find some relief that as much of a racist bigoted autistic reclusr i was, at least i wasnt gay

 

[Aunt Carol]

I regret making a lasagna for that bitch.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I kissed a girl on the penis.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

...or so the South Africans would have you believe

Many years ago there was a creepy guy following me on MySpace, and however many times I created a new account, Tom added himself to my friends list.

(TW: anime)

Unless he only eats shit from other vegans, he's a secondary carnivore.

Luv it when i is shaggin a real puss puss, 'ate dangling bits expect me own, 'ate shagging aresholes and 'ate shaggin open wounds. Simple as.

When you go to prison, the most important thing in your life is gonna be booty. A man's butt. Booty, getting some booty is more important than eating food. It's more important than drinking water.

"We lost Cedar in a goating accident, now get off my property."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Do proper feeding troughs come in multiple bright fun colors?

The local fuck and suck is run by the notorious alt-right figure known as Sneed.

If you don't hear from me by tomorrow, she killed me in a fit of rage.