random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[RACISM]

I was found innocent of everything on that police report, it's bunk from a crooked cop.

 

[WolfeTone]

This is true. I missed the entire 24 hour period of my 12th birthday due to excessive cough syrup ingestion.

 

[Pissmaster]

This just in. We must now boycott Looney Tunes who have posted the below image on social media. The traitor to mankind Bugs Bunny has been taking away women's and children's rights for almost a century now by normalizing cross-dressing.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I know it's pride month but stop being such a colossal faggot.

 

[peach tea]

“My foot was just like… dangleeen.”

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Tell her you were just kidding, it was a joke, you aren’t really into furry anal vore, you were just joking, a joke between friends.
Do what I did, go to therapy, pretend to be cured, and just hide it better next time.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

In the video, the book appears alongside brutal sex scenes and is penetrated by the singer.

The Egyptians have internalized white supremacy.

@Spl00gies " *scratches bald head* "

 

[Gentlebastard]

Blind women detect breast cancer significantly earlier than doctors

Blind lesbians now have opportunity for Best Job Ever

You can live a perfectly persecution-free life if you don't bring your perversions out of the bedroom. It is that simple.

If you're going to give your kid a name like this why don't you just name him Donthirethisnigger Washington or something?

See that, woman? All you need to gain my respect is to shoot niggers to death. Wasn't that hard, wasn't it?

The self raking leaf's life or death struggle.

We're reaching levels of soy that shouldn't even be possible.

You have to love the irony of BLM Inc. being nigger rich.

I feel a little dirty defending nintendo just because I wanted to politisperg.

He still lost his business, he lost almost all of his herd, he lost a ton of gibs and is running on the goodwill of other troons with patreon, he still likely has to take shitty contracting jobs with no healthcare, he lost his tranch gunclub and militia, he's forced into silence on twitter aside from ranchpost if that's still being updated, he lost all the puff pieces about him, he lost so much. He gained a house and didn't have to deal with Bonnie's crap, but he's slowly exhausting all his safety nets and turning his current home into a biohazard again.

And he's still stuck with Kevin. Which is a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

Pretty tame by German degenerate standards.

I know it's pride month but stop being such a colossal faggot.

If it's not teenagers, it's the aspiring rappers you really have to keep an eye on.

This is definitely third worlder behavior, urban youths would never know how to clean and prepare a whole bird.

Now you just get the cross-section of a given audience comprised of histrionic faggots and people whose entire vocabulary is DSM diagnoses and therapy-speak.

I have such a seething contempt for Reddit, it's unreal.

>she
good lord. I hope that's a troon other wise she should rope if an actual female

Pity Jim Jones never left a PR team behind to field questions from bored shitlords, they could have even applied for Kool Aid sponsorship and made a few extra bucks...

Another example is the Camponotus saundersi, or Malaysian worker ant, which is capable of dying by suicide by exploding.

Great, frigging Muslim ants.

The eyes are the windows to the soul but there is nothing behind those eyes but the burning desire to maul a toddler to death.

I'd say "Fuck cancer" but this fag would probably take it as an invitation to find the nearest malignant tumor...

Every time I see someone with these shoes it activates the wild chimp instinct in me and I want to bite their face off.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Hi to the FBI agent reading this thread because it lit up the monitoring software with a mention of far-right and pressure cooker.

 

[Plague Flea]

"I'd also love to start packing, I just hesitate since I'm still wearing these damn diapers."

 

[Say What Now?]

Also posting because it's a really, really good one. "I'd also love to start packing, I just hesitate since I'm still wearing these damn diapers." - Womb Wizard Stephanie

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I start crying when I'm taken out of densely populated areas.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I'm acktually a little older. Generation X. But imbibed with discipline and a work ethic and self-made and a strong resistance to roaming the halls fucking weeping when life doesn't go my way, like when loved ones die or tragedy strikes (which of course can happen to everyone, rich or poor).

It really wasn't my intention to shit up the thread, but several of you ran wild, and mean fucking wild in your highly emotional, impulsive nigger ways which strongly indicates living paycheck to paycheck and room-temp I.Q. It caused a phycological reaction for me (your running is an invitation to be chased) and you didn't disappoint.

It's also the reason why y'all have lost people to Troonery in the first place.

But by all means, Carry On, Wayward Bois!

 

[Anne Hyroe]

@Null hahaha you little BITCH your ass went dragged down to the fucking darknet KEK
COB gang won
should've think twice before removing my sneedchat privileges
your ass is now mine, little lying bitch boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I quit reading this when I got the overwhelming urge to find the author and give them a swirlie.

This is the end game of niggers. High trust societies will no longer exist.

Niggers have ruined the basic foundations of how the consumer economy operates. It's kind of amazing when you think about it.

So, good job at actually literally setting us back a century?

Are internet users illiterate now?? Do they need all their preachings in video form with sassy little edits? I am absolutely an old man yelling at clouds with this nonsense.

Total pajeet death, now.

Is Elmo gonna cut his muppet dick off now?

Hahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Fat Shaming Real Hahahaha Fat Nigger Just Walk Away From The McDonalds Like Fat Nigger Just Close Your Mouth Haha

Non-psychos don't threaten to murder their wives and unborn children

>The knobs on your stove are unmelted

Bigot.

he's incapable of understanding that we think he's a clown and are here for a laugh. the total absence of humor in his personality might be one of the more pathetic things about him tbqh.

Oh look. Autogynephilia and a fetish collar. Shocking.

Seriously, how can any reasonable person look at this and not immediately realize how severely autistic this person is?

It's just like a boycott only even more virtuous and less impactful.

 

[NoReturn]

I have no affiliation with Argos or niggers in general

 

[SiccDicc]

@Big Ed's Oxycodone Stash 8:31:11 PM:
Got some stinky Ed balls for you guys to smell
@JoshPlz 8:31:18 PM:
served on used disposable plastic plates that were washed in the local chemical poop river

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Society A.) Buttsex is banned, but in return children go unmolested.

Society B.) Buttsex is legal, but a lot of children get molested.

Yeah its a real tough choice there pal.

Not sure if A makes sense, the Dar al-Islam is pretty legendary for its number of chomos.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I've recently become too autistic after observing the dark side of Japan. I must counteract this before I've become a hopeless incomprehensible husk of insanity

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

Who would take that fat bitch's advice on anything other than how to be a big fat bitch?