random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MrJokerRager]

I am literally begging American conservatives to stop glamorizing being poorly educated and poor in general. People that live in trailer parks and don't have any teeth aren't noble salt of the earth heartlanders, they're white niggers.

 

[Pedophobe]

If you're actually what you claim to be there shouldn't be any performance required. You just are.

 

[blablabla]

is there a first-person shooter with rape mechanics

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I don't think even Jesus could forgive us at this point.

 

[Hepativore]

I'm in my house pooping in a bag, making knives out of my own feces.

 

[Tablet County]

Kiwi Farms is about having fun on the internet. These guys are overthinking it.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Yea a whole Xenobiological life form based around Dicks an Pussys by a known Swiss sexual deviant get's sexualised what a fucking shocker.

I mean the Face hugger is literality a Russian Reversal vagina.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think Satan would want you to photograph his cookie on nice plate instead of a dingy paper towel.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Also, just don't fuck retards."

 

[Tablet County]

Esoteric Hitlerism doesn't qualify as an actual religion

Get yourself a foodie beauty and give her a Funyun.

I'm not even going to dignify that with a photograph of Jason Alexander.

 

[JamusActimus]

Niger those other ways are fingers, dildoes, massages , tongues ect. For me its cuddling since meds rendered me impotent if i was a men dunno the word for woman. He makes me happy so i am more than happy to make him happy. Plus he is great dad to our kid and gave me a healthy robust son he deserves the blowjob when he asks for it . Money is part of it but more providing a house and less stress about finances since he is a fucking jew when it comes to money and knows how to wield that jewery to make sure all of our needs are met and then some. The man deserves a medal and lots sex if he asks for it. Dont be an asshole and be the man she wants usually works bruv

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That is correct, sir. A glowing, pulsing snowflake tattoo placed slightly above her crotch.

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

"You are no Italian real men don't look at men's rear ends."

"I just looked at your profile you little bitch, and your not Italian your black. Get off this site."

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Everyone thinks you're weird. When you hear people laughing in public it's about you. People think and talk about you constantly and it's all negative. Maybe if you weren't so weird people wouldn't do this. Try being less weird

 

[Sawamura Simp]

i have a lot to say about refs and i'm definitely going to be quoting a few posts in here but i'll save it for later because i'm tired and need to jerk off

"Zoey Quinn fucking 5 guys for video game reviewer coverage 10 years ago caused me to hit an octogenarian with a hammer"

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit heroin...

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed up.

if they don't show Elden Ring dlc I'm gonna invade Geoff's house and rape Kojima in front of him

X-Mas Bonus:

I doxed Santa, deal with it.

 

[Pedophobe]

I hit midlife and bought a convertible. It never occurred to me that I should cut my dick off instead.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I've been leading a better life, encouraged by the bastard tranny death niggeredgelords of this horrible hell site that should be wiped from the face of the earth for it's crimes against documenting embarrasment and cows. How cool.

If one day, this site actually does go down permanently, my life will go on. But it will be a lot less funny. The internet as a whole will be a lot less funny.

Life itself has become parody. Weird Al rules for this dimension. Maybe Chris was right.

the great battle between Good and Evil that I'm totally part of by telling people to enjoy prison on Twitter

can't even get permanently banned from a thread like a real man

Thanks for trying but.....its just not the same coming from someone who is not a morbidly obese retard who spent the last four years screaming empty threats at his toilet, colon, clones, and wookies on twitter and simpering about how much of a big deal he is for getting five seconds of media coverage because the local PD were tricked into kicking his door down and running a train on him a bunch of times

If this sounds like schizophrenic nonsense, you're right

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"My tits tittying, my ass assing, my girlcock is girling"

And men will literally fuck anything...look at your mom for example

Women just don't understand that a tit is a tit, and if you're going to let a man touch them, when it boils down to it he's just happy to be touching a tit

What a phenomenal fucking sped.

Are we really going to allow this Felony Sides Destruction on Christmas Eve? Nigga, how am I supposed to enjoy prison when I need new ribs?!

It is trite for me to say but in the spirit of Christmas I pray they end up okay. Even if they are deranged sex perverts and vectors for the worst sort of communicable degeneracy, a frigid mountainside night with little or no shelter on this holy day is too grim for my taste. I hope they are just exaggerating their plight in an attempt to guilt people into granting them more gibs.

How did we go from Tranny Waco to Tranny Donner Party

 

[BirdUp]

As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.

 

[Skitarii]

Of course, he's got cabbage to copulate with.

 

[Tablet County]

I, for one, am looking forward to the Nigger Detector 3000

i'm going to blast you into Orbit

You're confusing me with a queer or a faggot. I'm only gay.

This is a trolley problem where pulling the switch does literally nothing.

A reminder, there is no truth or knowledbe

Edit: Oy, a shanda for da goyim. I was ninja'd by a nigger.

Kiwi Farms is a ZOG honeypot and you got caught in it's web. Soon you will enjoy prison, stalker child.

If a 5 offered to tie you up and ride you all night long, she'd be already eating delicious long pig kidney soup.