random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Black Man Underwear]

@MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti

let's hit up old man Jenkins family graveyard, his cancer ridden aunt just dissolved so she should be ripe

Make the government launch a satellite full of dilators of increasing size
Space dilators
then aliens will think we have warp technology

@RollingRock2

The international dilation station

 

[everybody in Portugal]

No, I want to buttfuck the dead body while it's still warm. What kind of weirdo wants to fuck an ice cold dead body?

Since I too destroy cervixes I am rebranding myself as a waterslide.

I for one welcome the advent of our machine overlords if they're gonna mean we all get cyber-shitters.

It was surprisingly mostly not painful (stitches around the base of my dick were the worst, the leg stuff I hardly felt at all), but it was REAL GROSS and kind of unsettling, because my leg bled a bit, and losing the sutures reawakened my anxieties about my dick falling off.

I miss the days when we just could call them faggots. Now I gotta keep track of exactly what sort of faggot they are so I can apply the appropriate slur.

Even shit holes want some proof of your monthly income and employer. "Whimpering for gibs on twitter" isn't gonna fly.

 

[Hamstirer]

we want to watch her Content because we want to laugh at her doing life fatly and stupidly

 

[Tablet County]

I CANT FUCKING READ. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I have more hobbies than "Chatting with my bodyguard" and "Having sex with prostitutes"!

it's like Klaus Shawab was given the powers of Yakub to create a race

North Korea is full of starving, racist midgets.

"I didn't thirst after his cock... I came to terms with it."

we should make all crime eagle and then give everyone a racecar or a pony and astronauts

He is a Last Man who desperately wishes he were an Ubermensch.

Anon was molested by a Sardinian confirmed.

My wife is a dago and I remind her daily. She meets all my sexual needs like sucking my dick and letting me throw her into plate glass windows.

Your walmart checkout line looking ass is a dead giveaway.

*intentionally puts on blackface and a bullseye with wings outspread in hope*

Eat tortas and drink melted ice cream to create your own, organically grown, non GMO gunt. Homemade is always better.

Forsooth. They will rue the very day they exposed us and our fellow degenerates.

 

[Syzyg]

Elaine Miller's answer to the question "If you would have the power to kill one person who would it be?"

Me

 

[HarrySachz]

 

[Gentlebastard]

Okay, look, so maybe he  did have a prolonged singular incident with the jews back in the 40's, but is it really fair for us to judge a man based on a singular prolonged incident of mass jew murder?

Nein, stalker Jew. Ze delousing chamber is not to kill you. Zese are your delusions again. You have been instructed Tausendmal to move schneller. Enjoy showertime.

"You must lie to me,"
"Are people lying to me?"

I don’t hate normies. I pity them.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Well i guess i am a nonce after all, a retarded one for going full throttle with my stupidity

 

[BirdUp]

I got a soft spot for boobies.

@Twinkletard

 

[Pedophobe]

Funny harmless shit we wish happen never happens. Horror shit we hope never happens always happens.

Informifying

FACT CHECK FIRST.

or you get vagina videos.~!

You know you're down bad when your physique can be described in geological terms.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

You aren’t Jesus, you aren’t even Bob Dole. You are a faggot on a retard bullying site raging at a man who outstrides you in his gait.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I just want to say you're consistently the dumbest fucking person in this thread. I don't think you've ever said anything that has positively contribute to it. You're stupid and should stop posting.

 

[Harm]

I truly hope this person has a series of financial downturns which are unsympathetic. I'm talking septic tank failures, bad concrete, faulty building issues. Investment failure. Missing a digit on a wire transfer.

DMCA strike your hairline Diddler Dax, maybe you can get it taken down.

MERGE MY POSTS @Trombonista

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

FUCK RACISM
I LOVE PUSSY
ALL COLORS
I BARE ASS
TWERK
ON REQUEST

 

[Jason Wynn]

Can’t quote it, but this one’s a gem.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

One asked me to read his "manifesto" a month into dating. Summary: let's live in underwater cities run on perpetual motion machines of his own devising, and he should be allowed as many child brides as he wants because he's the savior of humanity (this one ended up caught by interpol in a child porn case years later)

And I made that bastard another grilled cheese as if I hadn't just walked in on him wanking one off into the face of Megatron.

you can see that she uploaded at least a dozen prolapse porn to her page.Her Shrek fanart is pretty cool though

That's why I can't take ethnostate Brosnan seriously. Like are you gonna let THIS guy into your ethnostate just because his nipples are pink?

Tfw overdosing on fentanyl (blackpill retardation) in clownworld normgroid society (people going about their day)

I've had period cramps worse than any tattoo I've gotten, but I don't tattoo my asshole or anything either (and probably also wouldn't date someone with a tattooed asshole as that's too far even for me).

yeesh. I'm not scared to put my vagina online. I am on an adult site after all.~!

he has done a lot of things like a Rap about incest and almost got into jail once for doing a cum tribute to the Spanish Royal Family. The ant thing comes from a OnlyFans he did while being underage...

You know this man is a turbo pedophile just by the fact that he signed up with a second life avatar.

 

[Tablet County]

If your character is, for example, Office McFuckface and you go on about his family, his surviving his heart attack, how uncomfortable his shoes feel, his hair loss and success with Rogaine and all that bullshit is completely unnecessary if he gets raped to death by midgets on fentanyl and there's no callback to any of that.

Legend has it if an OP is called a faggot a thousand times before the Jannies sweep it up, he turns into a DOUBLE NIGGER FAGGOT!

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

You boy loving pigeon rapist, you can't even grow it unsustainably.

I don't think allowing these two to call each other niggerfaggots would have prevented this. It didn't prevent that one Brazilian kid from getting murder raped over Tibia money. Also didn't prevent that murder over losing at Counter Strike. I think the lesson here is don't give out your address or real name online. Especially not during an argument.

water slide water is stored in the balls

So retards online is your source for this?

Where can I learn more? I don't remember reading about this fecal fun fact.

The Lord's mercy is not strained, but He also has extensive quarantine facilities

how the fuck do you manage to fail being a big titted bimbo.

not well AFAIK, i dont hear much from them since they killed themselves

It’s not impossible, but no one would want to unless it was specifically to injure and humiliate him violently.
Not to gain a desperate primal sexual release.

You do it for the memes

I’m fucking pumped for the C-Span calls tonight.

That was the absolute state of the union.

No refunds.

How much choco choco chip do you expect for it to take the big man down from the throne?

It's my own fault of course, I'm a regular here, I should've braced myself. I'm eating blue cheese for fucksake! The absolute horror.

Also he clearly orchestrated 9/11 so this wasn't really a negative for him.

Whether or not I sincerely believe it and need to produce evidence of a quality that would be of a higher standard is moot because I don't answer to the autistic inquisition.

That it seemingly bothers you is funny.

Democracy dies in depends.

While pushing the button, he was heard uttering a cryptic phrase:

"The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream."

Rawstory keeps posting in a non-serif font so you already know they are not serious people.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Without derailing the thread into the ethics and efficiency of coon euthanasia

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

government regulations about how computers have to be usable by Helen Keller

also don't use a [menstrual] cup if you sing opera. it does not stay in when you're belting