random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

Your ignorant hot takes should come with a "Made in China" label.

Bro wrote a whole manifesto proving he's wrong.

Saying France can’t make a plane because a pajeet flying a Rafale was shot down is like saying Italy can’t make a car because a pajeet driving a Ferrari wrapped it around a light post.

KKK Imperial Grand Wizard having some very mixed feelings about using the Monkey's Paw to wish for "Aryans to start the race war".

 

[Wodanaz]

that face when you are sitting in your room flickergooning to images of nazi femboys and ultrawotanhitler when your obsessed kike nigger of a father breaks down your door and starts screaming at you for not finishing your daily ZOG mandated bugslop goyslop 5th meal today to keep your shabbosgoymaxxing and ameriaryanmaxxing streak so you turn into a tradcath based keyed aryan new aztec mexican warrior and cast a magic ancient kike repellant spell to banish your (((father))) to the depths of niggerhell(california) but after the event the cia mossad DEI hire trans black woman of color who lives next pod reports you to the goy control forces so now you have to wear your ancient katana created and used by adolf hitler hxmself to cut trough 1488 different versions of george droyd and save the white race by gooning to 2D pictures of anime women online but the goy control forces send obsessed clitty leaking chudcels to leak and flood the african village you live in so now you have to revive the soul of yakub and make a deal with trump(pbuh) and sell your soul to save your rhodesian aryan brothers of ethiopian origin

 

[drfuzzyballs]

I'm disappointed my posts weren't put in the rotation

Those sheets contain no urine and a normal amount of semen.

My cat bit my dick once if that counts

 

[Premium Gonzo]

I believe that it's called uberjeets.

Star Trek replicators will destroy the fast food industry

can i borrow a french fri?

What does mcdicks offer?

No I just can't see any of them transitioning to VHS tape rentals.

 

[JustSomeDong]

if you read something that seems intelligent on reddit it's probably AI.

 

[Mound Dweller]

"I survived a permaban and all I got was this lousy strikethrough"

 

[Speedrunner]

Nearly ran over two niglets today. Driving to work and one ran out into the road, making me have to swerve into the thankfully empty oncoming lane to avoid them. Three minutes later, it happened again.

 

[Aunt Carol]

TWIRL THAT FUCKING CAPE, TIM CURRY, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!! TWIRL!! TWIRL WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!!

 

[30+GameOvers]

If you squint AU$1.8M kinda looks like AUTISM, which I find apropos.

 

[Spectate]

my dad loved me and never did meth ever

 

[CaddestSlown]

You guys become retarded when left to your own devices

 

[30+GameOvers]

He looks like a pre-evolution form of Cyrax. Like he's a Bulbasaur and Cyrax is an Ivysaur. I'll say Tommy Tooter is the Venusaur.

 

[stupid frog]

Absolutely pathetic losers that refuse to grow up. Imagine worrying whether you’re seen as cool by people young enough to be your children. Imagine your mom in 1998 defending her right not to wear super low-rise jeans and butterfly clips.

 

[Oliver Onions]

*I Googled which Indian city is most similar to Sheffield and this is the result I got.

 

[stupid frog]

No I'm perfectly well-adjusted and normal fuck off.

I have never been cool or fashionable at any point in my life and thus have had to realize nothing, learn nothing, come to terms with nothing.

Autism wins yet again.

Fuck you child, you're rizztarded.

 

[Tablet County]

You know you're a fucking retard/schizo when you're making me defend American public schools.

Unfortunately for him, the show is a sideshow and the audience is mainly there to pelt the geek with rotten vegetables while he fucks snakes and bites the heads off chickens for whisky and cocaine.

You absolute legend just need to build up your confidence to approach her NOW!

I'm a trans woman who works in service and I'm literally typing this up while being raped by every single adult male in a 50 block radius.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

Black women are the niggers of the female sex.

someone who doesn't leave his computer unless it's for his cummies

This nigga is the Ship of Theseus, sure he might still have the same name but literally everything about him is different

Do these people even get views or are they just funded by blackrock?

Hi Sean.
NIGGER

"I LOVE ORANGE NIGGER COCK" -Nick Rekieta

"I blame myself for not working things out, even though there were other forces wanting that outcome." -@theralph

I have strong suspicions that he's Chinese or one of the lesser Chinese subfactions.

And that's how a tranny(?) destroyed my raiding guild when I was 14.

I think it's time for you to do research on public disturbance laws in your neck of the woods and assemble a jeetshaker.

A guy who's idea of a poker face is stapling his own cards to his forehead and calling the dealer retarded for advising him not to

she is DEFINITIVELY on birth control like the good whore she is

im pretty sure the bible said something about a guy named noah building a boat

To paraphrase Michelangelo: The cucked nigger-faggot was always there.

This state sucks but it's also a woman's state.

I am by far the most active mod in this thread doing it all for free.

That's not hot content at all. Just a bunch of women shaking their backsides!

Hey faggots

Stop being faggots

INDIAN MEN ARE THE WOMEN OF MEN

Verify DEEZ nuts
I never, EVER threatened to rape anybody

"I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ"

"A cuckold's game, the only winning move is not to play."

 

[NiggerKing22]

Interacting with the kids of the FNF fandom would probably be sufficient to cure someone of pedophilia.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I just wanted to inform you I will personally and passionately buck your fum.

 

[Mound Dweller]

At the risk of being called a degenerate coomer I thought I'd share the fact that if you sub to Dillion Harpers onlyfans it is actually her that you talk to in DMs.
Also, Piper Perri seems to actually run her own account as well but she is a bit of a cunt.

The saddest part of it all is that maybe being doxxed and killed by women is the best thing that could happen to me, maybe I should never have been born in the first place and this is just the judgement for that crime catching up to me.