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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I kind of wish I could bleach this kind of knowledge from my brain, some days.

 

[Pissmaster]

You should pay him a visit and show him your penis again to make him feel better about his wife being killed by Pfizer.

 

[Faceless Whore]

"The worst part it's that I also have schizophrenia, when I forgot my medication the walls misgender me and I also cry."

Also any or all of the lines from this poem. My browser was a nigger and crashed so I lost the post it came from, but pretty sure it was from the Transphobic & Terfy Memes Thread:

I see your hair. It is a wig.
Your Adam's apple still looks big.
You are a man, and that is clear.
I do not see a woman here.
I must admit, it's rather odd
To hear you say you're now a broad.
You have no uterus, so no:
You cannot bleed from down below.
I do not like your padded bra!
You should not use the women's spa!
You tell me you had surgery;
Your pronouns still are "him" and "he."
Your chromosomes are X and Y.
That means you'll always be a guy.
You gave yourself a girly name.
That does not mean you're now a dame.
A surgeon chopped your eggs and ham?
I still won't call you Ma'am I Am.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I eat plastic straws to curb my rampant testosterone.

 

[Quickfix]

"DeeDee, don't touch my manifesto!"

 

[Gentlebastard]

We get a better class of autism around here.

We will know the very minute he is discharged from the nursing home because he will make the 1 star yelp review in the car on the way home.

All workers should quit in protest if their co-worker uses Reddit 24/7 as a personality trait.

Chinese tik tok be like : super iq genius child prodigy does virtuous thing, very patriotic!

Western tik tok be like : mental illness, vice, perversion.

They know what they are doing.

Stick to the fucking curriculum and teach five year olds reading, writing and arithmetic. Oh, and not to eat paste.

You know you'll be watching, just like the rest of us.

The Nigger Experiment: How Black People React to Insults and Stereotypes

I may be wrong, but the only thing stopping this from being his Swan Song is the fact that he ate the Swan. Raw. Because he's fat. And a bad chef.

I guess we can look forward to Kevin continuing his hoard, Jen continuing to eat shit and Penis getting more animals until it's a desert landscape there too.

THE TRANCH OFFICIALLY RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON

Give the bloke credit. He happily let go of his cock and balls. Don't take that achievement away from him.

Does being a coomer make you gay and troon, or vice versa. Or both?

I would like to take the time to apologize to all the fundies and conservatives I made fun of in the mid 2000s. You guys were totally right about gay marriage and the slippery slop. And we were wrong. We were so wrong and now we're in a nightmare we can't wake up from.

Yeah, I guess seeing another culture and doing fun things with the rest of the family  might be nice.......but we must consoom our goyslop

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Do I have to link to the post? I typically store my favorite posts as screenshots because niggas edit their posts.

 

[Faceless Whore]

Do I have to link to the post? I typically store my favorite posts as screenshots because niggas edit their posts.

I think people enjoy knowing when they've been nominated for random_text.txt, so quoting is preferred. But you can also let them know by @ing them. Type @ and begin typing their handle, wait a second or two, and a menu should appear that lets you select them. For example:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is anecdotal evidence of Chanian/Guntian/Bitch-titian demonology, sir.

you had one job you goddamn faggot

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

And with the amount of goddamn people on kiwi farms I'm starting to wonder if we're actually the normies.

Dylan isn't innocent. I'll bet that Dylan has been balls deep in plenty of anuses.

 

[Spud]

Do some assholes just sit around waiting to see if a nog drops off their package? I mean I'm racist but I have things to do.

 

[PhoBingas]

I mean I'm racist but I have things to do.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This retarded furry porn addict is too fucking coombrained

Call me Inceldamus

For those of you who continuously fail to understand what thread you are posting in, this is not the "muh butthurt about everything I don't like" thread

Looks like I got permanently banned for having over 50 bans. Not even worth evading, tbh.

Don't ever underestimate the power of out of control narcissism

 

[RACISM]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I seriously don't think it's Third World Islams who are pushing troonery, unless it's off a building.

This is absurdly off-topic. Though, remember when they grew a human ear on the back of a mouse?

 

[Meat Target]

We can make so many new pals. They'll probably get rid of their teardrop tattoos because they wont be sad and alone anymore.

It's like there's a factory somewhere churning out retards.

He probably depleted an entire mine in order to harvest that much copium.

 

[Spunt]

"On her phone her nickname for me is Daddy Cum Cannon"

From here

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Remember, the FARMERS are the ones in control of this internet! The false and NOT HONEST ddos attacks set for Null today has been canceled due to YOUR brave efforts. THANK YOU KIWIFARMS for defending Null! Now help Kiwifarm's COMEBACK at KIWIFARMS.NET

 

[Rozzy]

All I remember is that I was young and it was messy.

 

[Meat Target]

White guy asks Indian woman for Bobs and Vagene on Opposites Day.

Obtains same result.