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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

right after her case i wanted to fuck her... its ok, i was 6 at the time

its the zoomer equivalent of old days youtube when it was full of fat retards posting themselves being fat retards

 

[Gentlebastard]

What the fuck is "gender: questioning" and "sexual identity: questioning"???

It’s the groomer version of Stolen Valor.

Fucking meatball with toothpicks in it physique over here.

Welcome to the Farms, faggot.

its a showcase for just how low humanity can go. If I was an alien race I would use it a case study to avoid humans at all costs.

Retard fails to understand that a retard will always be a retard.

I guess I underestimated the power of autism.

IT IS ILLEGAL TO REFUSE TO HIRE A PERV IN A DRESS FOR YOU DAYCARE BECAUSE HES A PERV IN A DRESS.

What reveals our character are the choices we make about urination.

Girl on Bumble asked me if I knew who Chris Chan was so I said yes and she unmatched me. I am so sad and confused.

He struck me as a loveless loser who couldn’t afford to buy a wife, so offering himself up as a green card marriage seemed logical.

belive it or not i actually have gotten laid off cat calling before. its why i wasnt allowed in the incel club

He just has lazy, wrong, or shittakes and that gets him a career? Fuck, I should start a YT react channel.

If you ever have a child who is a reddit moderator you need to kill them to restore the family honor.

i'm going to be autistic here

this reminded me of a post on r/heroin i saw a while ago and i'm trying so hard to find it now but i can't. it read "Last night I accepted Islam for a baggie"

I am not at liberty to say more about this topic, lest I reveal my powerlevel.

I appreciate everyone's efforts in trying to explain basic interaction to this socially incapacitated man, but I'm sure it's flying right over his head.

In all fairness, most of us are just enjoying the spectacle and think everyone involved is kinda retarded.

 

[Law]

You literally quoted right I was already fixing my post, bravo you impatient retard nigger. Goes to show that you have suffered from ADHD.

 

[Table Country]

If you had told Harriet Tubman there would be niggers in dresses pretending to be men in the near future, she would have sat on the back of the bus.

Green Ireland stole me lucky charms from Orange Ireland, and we were too polite to take it back.

 

[vomitusdeux]

He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A power bottom.

i have Diseases

For counter examples, see that new poster dog fuck girl, who changed her dog fucking quote after I quoted it to pretend she didn't say it. I don't know much, but I do know that cow doesn't put the cart away when she's done shopping for her dog fucking supplies.

"I don't have enough spoons" - bitch, here's a knife, go slit your wrists and shut the fuck up.

But I guess commies queefing in solidarity didn't bother to think of that.

But on 4chan they'd call this kid a broccoli-haired faggot and tell him to kill himself, because unlike TikTok, 4chan has class.

This brick-jawed menace has been awfully quiet lately.

the diaped up doo doo lover

Oh, so that's why pooners are depicted with bright pink skin.

Thanking your discord mods at the end of your thread is insane lmao

I don't care if the choice was between meigh and Mila Kunis, or meigh and Scarlett Johansson.
If I had the choice to impregnate a buck toothed lolicon pedo or a coin clipper, I'd do the horse bride happily.
Just to hear the jewess kvetch about it, and to have the satisfaction of knowing that she'll be the last baby dick biter on earth.
"Oy vey Goy, you have to have sex with me, or you'll be genociding the chosen people. Oh gawd, it's like anuddah shoah"

>Rose
>she/her
>first picture is of panties with obvious penis bulge

This thread makes me feel like a cleaner who just walked into a hotel room occupied by a schizo who's covered the walls with photos connected with seemingly no rhyme or reason to each other with bits of string.

Women really are the niggers of the human race

The only reason I believe he’s Jewish is because insanity runs in their families, and this person is nuts.

We need to normalise saying nigger in public and saying it all the time. I'm so colorblind that I call random whites on the street nigger, by accident.

"I dilated a Disney employee"

Meatloaf here, looking rougher than I'd expect for a dead guy.

I was confused why I didn't have this thread watched, until I was immediately reminded why I don't have this thread watched.

Being sterilised and left with untreated mental health problems is part of their culture, bigot.

What motivation would anyone have for developing AI voice chatbot in a perfect replica of an obscure meth-addled reheated diaper lover and potential monkey killer/fucker/eater?

I hate that Pamperchu sounds kind of like Null

I miss when the worst thing Pamperchu did was walk into Babies R Us dressed like Tommy Pickles.

How many people can say they've sexually assaulted a stuffed animal?

I'd be willing to bet a disheartening number of people, unfortunately.

This is like asking if sodomy is gay with a condom on.

Does he still have that old ass creepy Asian sugar daddy?

are you still on that inbred fag getting domed? jfc give it up already

*Holy water. Distilled isn't enough for what this guy is

I feel like those feet pics should be censored

Being a tranny is inherently dysgenic. It's great they'll never reproduce! Plus you don't want those hereditary mental illness genes in the gene pool, do we?

Fueled by meth and microwaved diapers.

Hate it when I have a messy orgasm and the cum stains my Che Guevara poster.

Somehow this is LESS surprising than Chris raping Snorlax.

All the real biological guys would take one look and actually piss themselves from the correct part of their real penis whilst laughing.

The concentrated autism of this. Your mother should have drown you in a basin.

Drug-addicted diaper fetish furfag pedophile zoosadist... the adjectives just keep fucking piling up for this bastard.

has anyone told them you can enjoy the great outdoors without mutilating yourself?

"I wanted to cut my vulva but I fell asleep from crying" is one of the poonerist statements any mentally ill pooner ever made.

If the FBI was confident . They would’ve done something to stop furry Jeffrey Dahmer.

He should've just stuck to stomping on wet diapers in his bathtub like he was trying to make wine.

I dare these people to look upon this thread and tell me that euthanization is not the most humane solution for an individual such as this.

"Having a salami stapled to my groin is great for my self confidence. It is amazing being a sexually dysfunctional mutilated freak who is targeted only by extremely desperate perverts and fetishists. My life is exactly how my yaoi fanfictions were, I am truly living everything I've ever dreamed and not regretting every second of my nightmarish existence as I irreparably ruined my body through surgery and hormones, contemplating suicide every waking moment of my life."

So pube beard and the voice of a cartoon Christmas elf. That doesn't make you a man.

someone should edit the brown fujo into a FTM troon

we're talking about a rabbit raping pedophile who microwaves used diapers that he steals, that's pretty tame in comparison.

Trooning out will transform your sex life the same way the USAF transformed Nagasaki.

it's gross that this chick is sitting on a public bench bleeding through her clothes.

I know it's just an ad and it's not real blood but still what a dumb idea

Yeah, I always wanted to fuck the serpentine from Ninjago.

What, no Ursula the Unexpected and Incredibly Embarrassing Flooding Episode Due To Endometriosis?

My ex-girlfriend lost her virginity to one after just two months. She wore cat lingerie with the tail and everything. Meanwhile, I wait two years and she just leaves me after that without having sex with me at all. What an absolute fucking whore.

I have a TB of ram why would I worry about closing tabs SMH

I can't for the life of me understand why you think posting a screenshot with tabs of the porn you watch is a good idea.

You say that, but I never took a hatchet to my genitals so let's just call it even.

No one wants to touch anything that looks like a graffitied train station toilet wall, and is likely as cold and fragrant as one.

Nigga, when your face looks like this, it's not "dysmoprhia", you really just are extremely ugly.

hopefully your yaoi will keep you warm and valid at night.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Scientists are utterly retarded. I'm seriously doubting the whole round earth myself, it makes no fucking sense if there are multiple layers in the core now... That would make gravity fucky because its has already been without adding more layers.

sex work is real work unless it involves anime

Imagine being the baby that was conceived with that shit riddled cum.

Pussy napkins.

Where are the nudes

Super aggravated sexual assault II Turbo: Hyper Raping.

Super aggravated sexual assault II Turbo: Hyper Raping HD Game of the Year with DLC included

BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO

It's this kind of body horror that keeps me up at night. What if I have a male twin inside me? Does that make me gay?

Also as a rule of thumb people don't normally get pregnant up there.

Looks like a better penis than half the shit in the SRS thread.

That makes me a faggot, not necessarily gay.

Well it's only March so let's not suck each others dicks yet.

You mean there's a non reckless, environmentally sound and professional manner to dump fuel?

Lmao I read that as "I dilated a Disney employee" at first. Tbf that's not exactly a far fetched story for Disney cultists

I miss when radiation was cool and gave us giant things and super powers instead of cancer and death.

50's radiation was the best

Youre saying thats disgusting but you chew on women's pubes like cows on grass.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Accidental post sorry.

Even if he is found to have violated hipaa, Jesse may loose his ability to process medical records. His fax number will not longer be considered secure distribution.

If Josh released an anti-trans flag, best believe that bitch wouldn't have a single factory sealed crease in it when I brought it to an event.

in my last post i mentioned some problems i had been having. basically my labia minora/clitoral hood/clit area looks and FEELS like a dick just tucked right under the skin like i have really bad phantom penis sensation to be honest. supposedly it might be an erectile tissue issue but honestly i dont really notice any change in size or anything when i get turned on. basically this makes me super dysphoric, honestly it's kinda worse than when i just had a dick because it feels like i still have one, i can even feel the outline of a shaft under the clitoral hood, i just cant actually enjoy sex with it anymore the way the phantom feeling gives me to urges to stroke it or penetrate my partner (sex was the one time i was okay with my dick).

you're not regretful? you sure sound regretful.

Is she made out of meat clay or what?

"Duplicitous little bastards: Israeli Intelligence"

I don't know if they would understand "the" English but you sure don't understand "the" English

I have never looked forward to a soup less.

Oooohhh Chimpanzee that, monkey news

Maybe in 40 thousand years they'll invent the wheel, much to the joy of Papa Smurf.

But on the other hand, I don't feel comfortable condoning the actions of a terrorist organization.

Why is Monkey not capitalized?

Alcoholic behavior does not count if you are currently spending the day fishing.

Enough about trans rights, let's talk about trans wrongs

Just like how my gut flora's behaviors are my own.

So dyke, fag, fag, fag, fag, fag in denial, person with an actual physical disorder.

 

[Spud]

Beating me in a fight won’t unfuck your girlfriend.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Fun fact: Virtually every drop of water on Earth was at one time or another consumed and pissed out by a dinosaur.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

How does she get fired if she's HR?
"Oh no! You said the n-word! I'm reporting you to HR"
"Nigger, I AM HR."

Marvin Heemeyer did it wrong. Instead of building a Killdozer and destroying the homes of his enemies, he should have built a solid concrete fortress with speakers behind bulletproof glass, and just broadcast the word "Nigger" at full blast. It would have completely crushed these pantywaists.

 

[SiccDicc]

The great Euro-East-Asian-Castizo Alliance will stand a thousand years!

 

[Larry Potterfield]

TLDR; Big Gay Ai appointed his pet Dong to a position power but Benis Boy was a screw up.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

“His spine must be a Klein bottle considering how far his head is up his ass.”

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eliezer-schlomo-yudkowsky-lesswrong.11361/post-905441

 

[Brain Power]

The simple pleasure of relieving yourself and within seconds leaving the toilet to resume daily activities is something I will now appreciate more from now on. I can't imagine it being a goddamn nightmarish production every time I have to piss.

Being mature is getting a lot of shitty tattoos as a 30 year old and letting everyone see your wife's fake tits and ass online.

When in doubt, type nigger.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can feel the disgust radiating from the poor fuckers in those costumes

Slight PL but I was once a kid

Kids will mock names no matter what, but if you name your son "Simba" you're just giving them extra ammo.

Is the Lion King your autistic special interest? No one gives a fuck.
Did you buy yourself a multi-thousand-dollar lion fursuit? Are you in debt because of your insatiable Nala lust?
Well, then we have reason to be concerned now.

We're not pearl clutching. We're pointing at the retard and gossiping about him.

No one gives a fuck beyond taking a chance to deride you.

Surest way to prove your sane and rational argument is saying "I tried to cut a body part off".

His soyface and optimism: gone.

You're never too old or retarded to learn how to shut the fuck up so you don't make yourself look worse.

I refuse to believe that those posts aren't jokes and I will not accept any evidence to the contrary.

An ex-President wouldn't use all-caps unless it was super-duper serious.

FYI: Trying to moderate this thread caused a serious problem in the database and all posts in this thread are malformed.

Is he finally realizing he shouldn't shit where he eats? In the figurative sense only.

A male patient/resident with "no male caregivers" is a big red flag for staff unless they have a Tragic Backstory for it.

 

[Haffhart]

Those themes were also prevalent in Konaka's Serial Experiments Lain.

...And???

Its time to sack rome again...

 

[vomitusdeux]

Stop hacking my info

sorry japan. we're not sending our best.

I gave birth to my tampon while shitting today so that was a fun new experience for me.

Anyone who pays for youtube should unalive themselves in Minecraft.

Genital mutilation for mentally ill faggots is life saving in the same way a heroin addict needs heroin.

The equine version of the fat granny that lives in a mobile home from the 60's and smokes two packs of camels a day.

Looks like the face has been cummed on.

Vaginas are icky and moist holes

when we go too fast and I have to brake suddenly my ham hock is going get ripped free and go bouncing down the ditch never to be seen again

I'm afraid of Josh. He took my sandwich once and ate it in front of me and asked what I was going to do about it while he made menacing eye contact

What a disaster it must be for FTMs to exercise as their trouser-trunk flops around and leaks urine constantly and creates noticeable stains on their shorts.

Makes me proud to have .8% Neanderthal in my blood now.

You've never written erotic friendfiction?

... y- yeah. Me neither...

I didn't even know this guy had cancer and he fucking beats it. A fucking pedo zoosadist.

What a wild time we live in.

Hand egg

The child is no longer crying for now, I think someone used their penis, if necessary.

He's out here searching for Leaf stuff in people's homes like a Nazi checking for Jews in the walls.

Sort of like the results of "no depth SRS", where hot-dog-arts-and-crafts are performed, but a grundle pocket is never drilled.

Sometimes, no matter how you use your words, or how you use your penis, it just doesn’t work out, no matter how afraid you are to lose them. Then all that’s necessary anymore is to move on, no matter how much you love them.

New rule, you aren't allowed to claim you have "dyphoria" until you're old enough to spell dysphoria.

Only on the Farms could a thread about a hunchbacked eunuch side-step in to an interesting lesson on German linguistics.

Sunk cost phallacy. Or sunk phallus cost.

But but but full-body orgasm is just one surgery away!!

Children are small. I think if you were to kick it enough like a mare punishing a foul it'd relent. I don't know how to stop the crying. Try shaking it to see if it stops.

I'm into troon fitness:

Fitness lifetime of medical horrors into my early 20s.

Feel like I’ve won the brainworm lottery.

It's pretty obvious to anyone who's ever been in a Dollar Tree that the reason they wouldn't sell eggs is that you can tell when they're over a year old.

Should get a cover up of a crate, and insist the real penis is inside.

I hope he finds a cum jar and within a Leaf figure drowning in the viscous man juices.

Desantis eats pudding with his hands

*We are a LGBT-inclusive glowie spook agency

Let's ban every Chinese "person" from life.

There’s still a chance for Hillary to be president of the senior living home.

"HELLO THERE, CHICOS! YOUR MALL DESIGN IS *&#%!; I HAVE GRADE-F DESTRUCTION FOR YOU!"

I like your comment, there has to be consequences for Zoosadists, but your nazi talk and that racist cartoon are unnecessary.

it’s hard to get so fucked up unless you smoked meth everyday and got frost bite and loss a foot. Even then it’s not getting a never healing hole in the place where your dick used to be.

If you want to move up in your company and in the world at large, become the kind of man who always takes dumps in the first stall.

The fan, now missing a blade, was horribly unbalanced and bouncing around like an autistic 8 year old in a pokemon card shop.

I'm surprised nobody's called them "Nipples".

I’d have an easier time choosing whether to eat red hot coals or crushed glass and thumbtacks, both options laced with cyanide and Ralph cum.

I didn't know that Trump was President.

 

[Table Country]

I don't know who Trump is, but he is fat and I would not have sex with him.

You know what they call Total Nigger Death in Paris?

 

[mister meaner]

I’m not afraid to use my penis if necessary

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

selling a beanbag or round pillow that looks like Ethan Ralphs gunt would be funny.

i'm saving it for a special moment

You're a fucking freak, you know that? Who posts this shit?

I’m very afraid of everything I just read

Because outdrinking somebody is funny

it isn’t doxxing if I put it out there publicly tbf

If GPT started training on Java code made by Indians and Nigerians that's when we're gonna need John Connor.