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[Penis Drager]

@Epic Fisting Man said:

I am not a bitch; I am a nigga.

I love nigger pussy.

I want to fuck nigger pussy.

But if I did fuck a white pussy, I would want to get paid.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

We are Anomalous
We are a Region!
Forgive and Forget
Expecto Patronum.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What the fuck are talking about? The only faggot here is your useless nigger ass. You are an abnormally low IQ having fuckup that looked at the paper/internet specs of the 7.5 FK and declared it to be great. Oh, and you watched "respectable" guntubers that told you it is awesome.

Niggers like you keep falling for the faggotry of the gun industry and the autistic shitheads that clamor for their marketing shekels.
You seem to worship "respectable" people. People who proclaim that the .223 Valkyrie is a game changer and will revolutionize the long range accuracy of the AR pattern rifle. Then it doesn't.

The 300 blackout was supposed to revolutionize the AR platform according to "respectable" gun industry media. It didn't. You can buy it. You can like it. It never broke free from an option to become a revolution.

The 40 S&W was supposed to be the greatest thing that happened to personal defense ever thus displacing the 9mm and .45 ACP forever. Now it is known as the unwanted bastard of the 10mm and nobody likes a bastard. Same with the .357 Sig. Does Sig even make a model 320 or 365 chambered in .357 Sig?

The 45 GAP is another "revolution" that nobody wants and only Glock supports.

The 10mm is the greatest thing ever for semi-auto pistols, proclaimed the "respectable" gun-writer shekel hunters of the 1980's. The only guns chambered in 10mm are adaptions of already existing models made for an autistic subsection of gun owners who believe grizzly bears live on the prairie of Kansas. No 10mm only pistol has been designed since the failure that was the Bren 10 and that was 40 years ago.

The 5.7 is another example of the next revolution that failed. Every once in a while someone makes something chambered in 5.7. Dumbasses talk about how awesome it is. Then it goes on ammunition manufacturer subsidized life support. The current 5.7 awesome is the Ruger 5.7. It too will die.

If you were younger you would have sucked the cock of the people who claimed that Winchester's short magnums where going to change the face of hunting in North America by "respectable" gun reviewers. Then Winchester went bankrupt. It was bought by FN who promptly closed US manufacturing down and moved it to Portugal and Japan. Funny that.

You drool over the current fad of pistol caliber carbines, yes pcc's are a fad. The only reason they currently exist is because of the pistol brace coupled with "respectable" people in the gun community. Without a brace they are overweight, hard to shoot accurately, pieces of shit that perform less well than a Hi-Point pistol. Bullshit cheap copies of the Broomhandle Mauser. In other words, people like you like them so much that if a gimmick is banned nobody would feel they are worth $200.00 in taxes and would drop them like a hot pile of shit.

You even deluded yourself into thinking I like California Karl. The California native screwup that proclaims he got bad knees from sitting at a desk. Karl probably has a bad back from drinking too much Mountain Dew. His personal "On the clock" faggotry led to the WWSD rifle. A rifle that only a fuckup from California could love. It is a cheap ass copy of a cheap ass rifle that conforms to every specification, except the threaded barrel, of the Clinton era assault weapons ban. It is a "lego" without the ability to be a "lego". The only imagination that was used in its development was how to market a cheap ass ban style rifle to stupid morons. Or, how about that Civil Defense rifle. A rifle that comes with FREE PATCHES and Ian approves of it. Must be great.

Fuckups like you listen to people like Ian when he claims everything French is better than everyone else's shit. Must be because all the people of the world are racists against the French. Which they are because, truth in stereotype is a thing. In an Inrange video Ian proclaims that the FAMAS is the best bullpup ever made. Why would he say some stupid bullshit like that? Because, you poor stupid people "respect" his opinion and will never be able to afford one and realize he is full of shit. It is a mediocre bullpup and a subpar rifle at best. He recently proclaimed that the French GIGN MR73 sniper revolver is better than the H&K MK23 because it is French and other "REASONS". Think about it for just one second. A .357 revolver with a scope and a bi-pod. It must be better than everything else. It is a French revolver we are talking about! Slap a pistol brace on it and Pocket Dragoon will jizz for free on Onlyfans. Again, poor stupid people, you being the poster child of that subsection of humanity, will never be able to afford one to find out differently.

When Ian shows a gun and briefly explains its history and function he does well. When he offers his opinion on what is good or bad he is like every other gun shilling, shekel loving, autist gun reviewer on the internet.

TLR = In the words of Larry Correia "Go suck fire a shotgun".

I'm sorry I can't link this one properly, it's in the General Guntubers Thread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There is no God. This is kiwifarms, not your special needs local bible study. I can make myself orgasm in 5 minutes and there's no one more important to me than me. Stop shitting up the thread and get back to trannies.

 

[Mal0]

WE DO NOT FORGIVE WE DO NOT FORGET WE HAVE OVER 9000 PENISES AND THEY'RE ALL RAPING CHILDREN

If autism poop has value my boxers are worth a Ferrari.

 

[Local Fed]

They essentially constituted a riff on the classic straight man/wise guy dynamic, except with more holocaust denial and racial slurs.

Also, when confronted with her morbid obesity she replies "I lost the fight with food" or whatever.

I want to see Jill Biden and Hillary Clinton in the octagon now.

It's a pity that the Angry Video Game Racist didn't take off.

Yeah, I don't buy that. There's no way an actual racist would have to clarify what "niggers" meant.

I'm going to stick to my principles and say that jokes about shooting minorities are always ok

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

imagine being in bed with your spouse and this little sped comes in the middle of the night to wake them up for ‘seizure cuddles’ while it flails on the floor like a chihuahua.

It's an absolute hell of degeneracy, retardation, animal neglect, and gaping woundhole diaper shitting.

"Its our second date, and she's brought the Uhaul. I AM A REAL LESBIAN NOW."

One of the aspects of this that I find most amusing is how quickly a group of mentally ill men pretending to be women were forced to confront the reality, that an actual, mentally ill woman is a different creature altogether.

I would hazard a guess that the mysterious "final secret" whispered into Bonnie's filthy ear while he was furiously frottaging was something like "you should probably hide your fancy new hunting knife [that's getting too much of your attention] because one of my alters self-harms and you playing with the knife and Tweeting about it is triggering."

Foolish girl! Telling another witch your Last Secret allows her to steal your magick! All your familiar daemons will obey her commands now!

She can't even do basic research to fake a seizure right

12 bolt-on coyote teats.

Also a word of warning to anyone who might make the mistake of checking her twitter: not only did she post a nude, it's her in what looks to be the coffeeshop bathroom showing off a disgusting stained sarlac pit of an asshole. So tread carefully because I am NEVER gonna get that out of my brain.

 

[Squid Bitch]

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"NIGGA ARTISTS OF ALL KINDS
DM @fatblackclit your email to join"

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I've never dated a girl but I do enjoy eating shit.

And finally I faggot because when I've seen two men in love, it just makes me feel like, maybe, one day, I will be able to find someone that loves me that much, too.

I don't know what's up with people who do that. I like my cum. I like it fresh. Like it's fucking cum on my lips. Like it's cum on my tongue. Like it's on the carpet and in my hair and in my pants. I don't want to be a fucking douche bag.

It makes my ass clench. It feels fucking awesome and it keeps me awake at night while I'm dreaming.

NOW THAT WE HAVE TAKEN ON THE KIWIFAGS, WE MUST MOVE ON TO FAGGOTS, WHO ARE EQUALLY FAGGOTY AS THE KIWIFAGS. AS WE WILL FOREVER KEEP ATTACKING THEM, AND FAGGOTRY AND FAGGOTTING AS FUCKING A PRIVILEGE OF THE SUPERIOR COSMETICALLY RICH NATIONS. BUT WE HONOR ANY NATIONS WHO JOIN OUR WAR AGAINST FAGGOTS, THE WAR IS ONE WE CANNOT LOSE, THOUGH WE WILL NEVER TOLERATE FAGGOTS.

I agree. My girlfriend isn't into small dicks. She told me it would be better to have a bigger one. But I don't know if it's because I have a medium cock or the difference in race (I'm white). Anyway, it turns her on to think I'm into my penis.

Bow down at my feet niggers. You should be ashamed of your existence, and you would if you did one second of the shit I do.

I am a GOD. You faggots are just niggers. I am better than you motherfuckers, period. You are just niggers. Niggers ain't shit and don't matter.

If you are here, I know you don't matter. You are all just niggers. If you are not here I know you don't matter. If you are here, faggot losers with no balls or fucking chance, then you don't matter either. You should be grateful that I allowed you here. You wouldn't be here without me and I wouldn't allow you here without good reason. This is the only reason that matters.

So, you faggots are niggers. You are black faggots.

The only reason that matters is why I am here. The only reason that matters is why you are here. This is why you will pay and you will be paid a lot. The rest is just fucking bullshit.

What is your purpose here?

You are niggers, and so are we.

My purpose here is to rule your ass black faggots.

Black niggers and white faggots aren't even the same thing. Black faggots are niggers. White faggots are niggers. You are all niggers. Don't get it twisted. We are all niggers.

There is not one nigga, black, white, or mixed, who would not stand on his fucking head if he could just get a chance to fuck a black girl. That is the truth. You black niggers would just fuck that bitch over. Do you really think that the white fuck with the pussy will take your black ass seriously or give a shit about your black dick? Hell no.

The only thing you white faggots have going for you is that your pussy is still white. You aren't fucking up all of the time. You white fags are so fucked up in your minds that you have never let a nigga feel your pussy up. That pussy is not even yours and the nigga that fucked up all of that white pussy is the one who gets to fuck it.

Black pussy and white pussy are pussy's.

We are niggers, and if you weren't a nigga, then you would be in prison, maybe in jail or dead. The only reason you are not in prison or dead is because you have the privilege of fucking our niggers. That is the only reason that matters. Don't tell me different. That is the only reason that matters.

What is the only reason that matters?

It is the only reason that matters is that I am here.

You are niggers, and so am I. We live off of one another.

We don't know what to call each other except for what we are. Nigger.

The only thing that differentiates us is that I was raped by a white mother fucker as a boy and had my first dick blow as a white bitch.

He sucked my cock like it was made of candy.

If I didn't get raped as a boy, I wouldn't have such respect for a white bitch's pussy. I would fuck it over and over and over and over. A white bitch is so worthless to a nigga like me.

She is the niggers for all black men.

She is the niggers to me.

White pussy is the niggers to me.

That is the only difference that matters.

I am not a bitch; I am a nigga.

I love nigger pussy.

I want to fuck nigger pussy.

But if I did fuck a white pussy, I would want to get paid.

I want to see that whore get it all and give me my money.

But if I did fuck a white whore, I would want to fuck her for free.

It is that simple.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If autism poop has value my boxers are worth a Ferrari.

Cyber Ninjas got me here.

Can't you introduce good microflora into a person's digestive system without having to manually insert a foreign turd?

 

[Cilleystring]

No comment

Hold on even if I say I get off on transformation art, then everyone will still assume it means pedophilia?
Even if it is just art involving no real life people? How does it hurt children since I am not molesting them, not consuming real life child porn nor do I have a primary/exclusive attraction to them?
That seems very unfair, like it's entrapment.

 

[Least Concern]

Has there been some major tranny related event to trigger this?

 

[Blackhole]

To be fair, I limited your mom to 40 minutes of deep dicking per day, and she won't stop moaning about it, either.

if my posting doesn't make your eyes glaze over within at least the first third of the content then I haven't done my job

So they're basically at war on how to waste taxpayer money?

That's what politics is.

You can't complain about racism when you chimp the fuck out because someone said a no-no word like a fucking trained animal hearing an attack command.

these guys will pay you to dox but k*w*f*rm*rs will still do it for free

The /k/ube wills it.

Looks like some of those Haitian bucks were improperly broken.

Just waiting for the glorious day where I read a headline about this demented potato's death.

I haven't left the United States. Don't need to. The rest of the world is shit.

Whatever you do don't let Al Gore hear about that!

Generally anyone who spells "asshole" as two words is suspect to me right from the start.

rinoblicans are filled with grifters, conartists, and crooks. same for democrats but they also have pedos.
so its nigger cattle, pedos, and the schizo maga r/patriots.win

The FBI has become the Praetorian Guard of the democratic party. Nothing more, nothing less.

He is the slithering scum that clawed from the ooze of the swamp reborn: Politician.

What a wonderful time to be alive though, huh?

peepee in,poopoo out

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Shoot a rabbit you caught munching your cabbages and pop him in a pie, save the planet.

I consider this declaration of war, you hairless ape, we will beat you in demographics.

I WILL RUB THE SPOT BEHIND YOUR EARS and you will fall comatose. The rabbit revolution is an exercise in futility

SEE! THIS WHY WE WILL WIN! We're too cute and cuddly, I will smother you in your sleep and nipple your toes.

 

[Blackhole]

OOPSIES! OUR BAD TEEHEE! TRUST THE SOYENCE!

this wouldn't have happened if I didn't get vaccinated

YOU WILL TAKE THE VACCINE
YOU WILL TAKE THE BOOSTER SHOT EVERY TWO MONTHS
YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
YOU WILL LIVE IN A POD
YOU WILL GET THE CHIP IN YOUR BRAIN
YOU WILL BE HAPPY...
OR ELSE!

If they deny it, you know it's true.

Something wrong
I hold my head
Stacey gone
Our nigga dead

Biden doesn't turn invisible when he acts like an incoherent old fool, dipshit.

Why ARE WE funding $1 billion to Israel?

"Tryin' ta scares me?!? Black don't crack!"
"Put it down! Don't mock my Glock!"

"Oye vey, this worker is a super white supremacist Nazi! Everyone condemn this worker, Juan Carlos De Los Lupe Gonzalez!"

As a representative of the old goths, we respectfully decline your offer and suggest he be placed with the autistic faggots.

I also enjoy the company of hot women!!

Tulsi could indoctrinate me into her weirdo religious cult all night long.

You thirsty mother fuckers make me glad I'm married and thus in no way tempted by the thirst.

Well, you see... something something damages something something laches something something.

A&H is my home,no niggerfaggotkikes welcome

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If you feel like a 15 paragraph microscopic diagnosis of this cunt, just STOP. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP. I am a Real Internet Psychiatrist, and medically, what we call someone like this is a COMPLETE FUCKUP.

The diagnosis is FUCKUP and the treatment is beating the shit out of them with bars of soap in a pillow case.

I like to think Sky is in the bed when they fuck, staring at the ceiling and getting seasick and occasionally dissociating.

nobody's fucking in the free love commune.

She's a deranged goblin, yes, but a deranged sex goblin.

Can't wait to watch another cluster of 'polyamory' go absolutely nuclear in realtime.

Man this season of The Real Tranchwives is real spicy, isnt it? How long will Kindness outstay her welcome? Will she break some of Kevvys toys on the way out? Who will get the rape allegations thrown at them? I'm on the edge of my seat!

 

[stupid frog]

a dinosaur 2 minutes ago
40 minutes? Fuck that. Tag me when she dies.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Godspeed kiwis.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Explain how to consume marijuana while legally possessing a firearm.

 

[CatParty]

The same kid who sleeps with a special blanket from when he was a baby was asking someone if he had, “Seen the jizz master?”