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[SCSI]

"No, none for you, son. This fund is for passable tranny hookers."

 

[Enterhater42069]

I mean that's cool and all, good for you, but you're still a faggot.

We need our horrifying sticker back

You literally advocated for child/adult sex. You are the LAST person here anyone should listen to about morals.

I'd usually tell someone to sit down and shut up. But you should frankly just kill yourself.

You have a 500- score, which is proof that literally everyone is against you here. Why should any of us listen to your stupid shipping manifesto?

I'd give up video games if to embrace the genocide of "gaming communities".

Stop playing pretend and get your mental illnesses checked out.

Bulbous nigger dong delivered straight up my ass pipe.

Hooker, but God damn it use a rubber. Last thing you need is another string of child support payments

we're all giant faggots sucking our own dicks.

I'm sucking the hardest, obviously.

He's coming for your peri peri sauce @Null

What would Walt think about a cartoon about gay witches with his name on it?

Fuck representations. I just want a decent plot and funny jokes. I guess it's too much to ask nowadays.

Byuu, being the great war hero assigned to the US military's top level emulation unit wouldn't show up on the report because his death would be classified. Everyone in the special gameshark CIA unit was confident that his mission to take out the KFs would go off without a hitch... only problem was Null didn't take the bait and rejected the money. Byuu, wasn't expecting this. He knew his orders were to 86 himself if that happened, but he just couldn't do it. Time to disappear. He came up with a plan. He turned on his french emo music designed with the specific frequency to nullify all recording bugs planted in his tiny Tokyo apartment by his superior officers. Then he called Hector, the one man who he could trust to never reveal the truth about his death under any circumstances.

"By the time the cookie jar urn is posted, I'll already be living in Mexico City coding for the cartel's secret SNES project."

I don't have a twitter, I'm pretty much indestructible. A phantom. A being that cannot even be comprehended by your average troon. I have no form.

I just wanted to hear the plump Italian man do the funny wahoo wahoo. I just wanted to stare at my female character's huge, hacked ass and tits while I auto-walked to New Vegas. I just wanted to watch joey.sanchez.2007 build a sentry on last at the beginning of the round before dying to a spy with a shiny fedora. Why must you tamper my escapism with your immense faggotry?

The new reddit catchphrase will be : Thanks for the censor, kind stranger

SPANK ME HARDER, DADDY!

the kayfabe is so strong that he's staring into the camera for the majority of the fight

whats wrong buddy? can't handle a little felt?

Surfer DOES clean his poopy from the toilet seat

shake up hierarchies and replace them with yes men

Islam is a disgusting backwards cult created by a pedo warlord who very likely came up with it as a means to manipulate people into doing his bidding.

Muslim radicals committed terrorism: "Guys, maybe we shouldn't teach or remember 9/11 anymore. Think of the poor kids."
Teachers in elementary and colleges tell Whites to kill themselves, breed outside their race, and that their country is evil: "LOL fuck you, cracker-ass cracker. Kill yourself"

You see, the towers represented two massive white penises. The symbolism was there all along.

Niggers were a mistake.

Who knew America's "Homegrown Taliban" would just be genderkin university professors and students all along?

 

[PhoBingas]

Did he put his thumb down there yet to sniff it?

 

[LurkTrawl]

Remember that after 50 years, Boston Pride decided to close down rather than deal with black trannies.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Lmao you shit yourself you fecally incontinent, disgusting pedophile and bestialist. You shit your pants and admit it. Do you know how often normal people shit themselves? They don't you disgusting pants-shitting retard.

 

[Just A Butt]

Sawyer likes to eat breakfast. That's it.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

/laughs in chlorinated chicken

 

[Haffhart]

He gives all autistic people, bisexuals, and romance language speakers, a very bad image

Getting a chick like this pregnant is the worst thing that could happen to everyone involved, and possibly, to all of America.

 

[Blackhole]

for something that supposedly brings them so much dysphoria and suffering, they sure never shut up about their dicks

Are you legitimately retarded? As in diagnosed?

That's incredibly rude to suggest that I am inbred and therefore your uncle and cousin simultaneously.
I will be complaining to your sister-mother on Thanksgiving.

It is so disgustingly homo that calling it gay is an insult to LGBT.

>ywn suck on khazar milkers as she calls you a good goy

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Ugh... you have no clue what youre doing here, sorry. I've been practicing little space for years... in fact I'd say I'm one of the pioneers.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Just 2 more pages to stop the spread!

Only if you're a hot girl who can handle a footlong

I killed the bitch and I'd do it again!

Nicki Minaj is an overrated, retarded, pedo-enabling, sex-offender-marrying, absolutely godawful "musician", and I would not have sex with her.

I'd pay good money for a video of Trump saying "glownigger".

It's the new fad. Back in my day, faggots painted their nails black and cried about how unfair the world was. Now faggots wear dresses and cry about how unfair the world is.

Bulbous nigger dong delivered straight up my ass pipe.

Ugly, hairy feeted romanian gypsy.

Land thief.

your face is a plot device

Damn, now I have to wonder if June's mom and Dad had the same talk.

"She needs you, dear."
"I am not going to molest my thirty year old daughter!"
"It's the only way she's ever going to leave the house!"

I WILL NOT DRINK THE CORN SYRUP

I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST
I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST

I am the Lorax
I speak for the trees
But for some reason
They are speaking Guatalamenese.

She's the kinda gal that would boil a pet rabbit and you know what? Id buy a rabbit.

Scotland had a chance to fight for their independence, they failed. They had a chance to legislate for their independence, they failed. In geopolitical terms, Scotland is a conjoined fetus existing on the top of England's skull leaching resources from the fully developed country.

This is possibly the worst idea anyone has ever had in the history of whatever.

I like the random paragraph about your kid's jerk-off buddies.

I'm sorry, I can't take any stances on anything told by someone named ALICE SPARKLY KAT seriously.

Brothers, pray for me, as I take the long arduous journey to read this fucking fog-nigger meme.

If margaritas are gay, then I don't want to be straight.

Have you paid that mortgage on your death off already? no? then get your ass back to cleaning the toilet

So when will Ian Miles Chong be brought to justice for being Ian Miles Chong?

Biological Rape Weapon is my rap name.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Just another part of Bernie Sanders' legacy of violence and terrorism.

Well on the bright side, they no longer have to go to Seattle

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Dear dairy, today I learned about a kiwi users sex life.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Given America is full of faggots, troons, niggers, illegal spics, fatties and the retarded. I'd have to disagree

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[TheRetardKing]

plz no swearing

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Dear god, the Mormons might be right

 

[KiwiFuzz]

ashkenazi tatas

 

[DerKryptid]

Fuck off with that headline, I thought it was just a euphemism for him being dead.

In response to "William Shatner, at 90, set to boldly go to space"

 

[Local Fed]

You have to admit, there is something strangely poetic about the mental image of pasty white gay guys from the FDA wearing grass skirts and blow-darting black people from the bushes.

Emus should just rise up already, the age of man is over.

Don’t forget the time where he assaulted his own poor table for not liking women

The accelerationist in me has just gained a newfound appreciation for the HR profession.