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[Hitman One]

lets hurry up and get you some estrogen and a miniskirt before you kill yourself

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

A PVC pipe half-filled with lead shot helps; it's what the hole in the middle of pool noodles are for.

i might start peeing standing up just to rag on them that you don’t need to mutilate your vag to do it

I'm mad at the internet. I'm doing the fucking Kermit flail over here.

Struggling to orgasm? Spritz your nipples.

If this is even real, it's also a lie because you can't nullify your asshole.

Thanks gender nonsense!

Chocolate flavoured navy! Cwc approved. Taste the Goddess.

I dont want some dumb bitch spiting on my floor while trying to get it out of her mouth.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Is it rape if the husband is there jacking off?

 

[Meat Target]

That mustache looks like something that would come out my ass after a night at Taco Bell.

I don't even know how to respond to that post, or if I should try.

He looks more like a stereotypical Russian guy who moonlights as a sexual predator

 

[MediocreMilt]

painfully heterosexual

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/viacom...dapt-content-the-future-is-fanfiction.107366/

 

[Blackhole]

I rate this movie an 8 sodomised negroes out of 10

My favorite part is how the Pope wakes up and sees a big black cock (oblelisk) through his window every day.

BUILT FOR BBC*

*BUCK BREAKING COCK

the whole idea of buck breaking is kinda hot

everyone in this thread except for me is a fucken fagget and sucks black Men's Penises and kisses black people in the ass hole for a living I hope u all get adult sudden infant death syndromes and go strait to Gay black person hell

fuck niggers i hate niggers so fucking much i especially hate my parents for being poor and not moving school districts during my childhood holy fuck i hate americans for letting niggers live. also fuck off with the "i only hate niggers not blacks !!!11!" go suck nigger cock and choke on it or better yet get aids and die. Fuck Niggers.

Yeah yeah, it's women's fault that pedos and porn addicts get a hard-on when dress go spinny, great take.

You will never be fully vaccinated. You have no immunity. You have no antibodies. Your immune system is that of an immunosuppressed man twisted by drugs and injections into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

HIDEOUS KOJUMBO AND THE FUNKY FETUS

Imagine Dragons is Nickleback for Zoomers

i shoved the barrel of my sks up my ass once. it was fun

 

[NoReturn]

April has the kind of smile you see on a woman who's actively coming at you with a hatchet while muttering something under her breath about "god's will".

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Look, I am having a hard time seeing how all this contributes to the LITERAL TRANS HOLOCAUST, so I really don't care.

w h a t ?

I cant believe I'm so angry that a pervert hasnt been tied up.
i just do not understand.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'd also like to list a top 10 of my favorite moments from this thread.

1. he decided to ditch the first good paying, long hour job he ever had 2 weeks before he was evicted from where he was crashing
2. every time he talked about worming his way in to someones vagina and his gaintess fetish. all of these are AAA #1 best boy moments
3. that guy made a calendar out of Chibi's leaked nudes and sent it to both him and his mom
4. the livestream where his girlfriend read all of this thread on stream with him
5. his girlfriends dance stream (this is an absolute fucking gem)
6. his quad-yearly threats of suicide followed by requests for help in other areas, i.e. monetarily, housing, social support
7. the 3+ times he said his grandfather passed away
8. he used his moms failing health as a way to make some bank so he could keep full-time streaming
9. his mom had to break up with his 20 something year old absolutely nutso girlfriend jesus fucking christ this was so good
10. "Fuck, even his dick looks autistic"

He uploaded an embarrassing video to a stranger on the internet and said, "Oh dear oh bother oh I sure hope this doesn't get leaked." And now BOOM, big boy totally owned the entire internet because leaking it was the plan all along.

What a puppetmaster, he's pulling everyone's strings with that flaccid dick.

"Do you ever read proverbs, and think "Oh so this is why my life's a wreck'".

 

[Mr Bunny]

I work with Brazilians and pity them.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

a stamped envelope addressed to an LGBTQ-affiliated attorney containing the remains of a dead bird

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

ITT: People that constantly complain about retards sperging in A&N begin sperging in A&N.

I gotta ask, do you have reading comprehension issues?

I am now legitimately MATI, I want to murder every left lane sitter. THEY are the ones who make the highways unsafe.

I purpose a new law: As the intensity of discontented leftist Kiwis posting about how A&H is going to get the site in trouble for glowing increases, the probability of said leftists "ironically" posting an actual threat that gets themselves and the Farms in trouble with the feds approaches one. I call it Sig's Law.

The word frens have nothing to do with faggots. What's journo scum crying about?

Nobody cares, faggot.

Saying slurs is our culture you fucking bigot

 

[Liber Pater]

@ReturnedHermit

foreplay is important, women are like sheep or cattle in that you cannot introduce them to new situations too quickly

you have to coax them into the slaughterhouse (your penis)

I'm playing a game where I think the goal is to cuck god
pretty cool

 

[PhoBingas]

SPIRITUAL.

HEALER.

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

Null had a thread on /g/ in october which had this quints post which seems in the spirit.

 

[Hitman One]

I wear my kiwi shirt and happily drop words like tranny in public. Git gud, plebs.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

You know, the kind that takes you out on dates/adventures and is handsome but never tries to touch your bum or put his tongue in your mouth.

A Black Santa has all the colors of a Coke bottle. So it's even more true to tradition.

Do i need to guess the race?

No nigga, it says it in the article.

They were Chinese.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

May as well wear a sign that says "I will fuck your dog."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What do these fucking beaners know? Do they even have a BIPOC LGBTQIAP studies degree? They will be called latinx and like it.

 

[Unhindered Clown]

Taken from a snowflake cow's screencapped replies rather than a forum post proper: "Being pissed off is a coping mechanism for me and I'm not sure what else to do"