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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Minions! How evil. The boomers must be stopped at any cost!

Jut stop being faggots and jannies won't have to clean up the spedghetti you threw all over the walls.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

An old Japanese meme.

“チャリで来た。”

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

no one ever feels bad for saying nigger

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Persona 3 was really ahead of the curve by making taking a shit a gameplay mechanic

Their faces are basically just skulls with skin pulled over, and they have Power Ranger suits that are also space suits. So much more appealing than period blood.

 

[Aunt Carol]

and by queer couples, i mostly mean lesiban couples where one of the lesbians is clearly the man butch-lesbo but whatever.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Hope she gets the rope and have a dude dressed as Spongebob kick the chair.

Equality means crack pipes for all of us.

I remember null said he yelled at a gypsie child who got between him and McDonald's

It was a positive, I still think we should gas the thieving pikey bastards, its the only way to ensure those smelly fucking gippo caravans don't show up near my house again.

if I had busted my ass for years to get to the international mcdonalds orgy and then it's some police state shit because goddamn mainland china I'd be pissed af too

 

[Meat Target]

My lust for Hillary Clinton is more legitimate than his football career.

I’m not a faggot homosexual, sorry.

"Free Automobile and Gasoline Government Of Truckistan"

What if I get a bullhorn system that gives "meaningful" critiques like "you r gay and that's bad because AIDS and furthermore..."

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

If they want to read the insane gibberish I send to my friends via group chat, such as complaining about how not believing in the Moon landings proves people don’t believe in fairies, and talking about old Georgian farmers whining about the cold, then let them.

My friends don’t even understand half of what I‘m saying. I can keep an entire team of CIA translators busy by myself.

 

[PhoBingas]

It's like if you were hired as a replacement for a shelf stocker in a grocery store, but the previous employees could block your path and shoot you with tennis balls american gladiator style while you tried.

 

[AMHOLIO]

from @garbage cake 's proving grounds thread on erin the troon

 

[Meiwaku]

@bernadette:

its giving a lot of credit to a brain that is essentially neuron soup.

tfw mobilefagging

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY HONK EM ALL!!!

From the Freedom Convoy thread.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I'm not taking shit from some asshole bird.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

^ I was trying to think of what the balls reminded me of and then it hit me. Any one of those enemy characters in an old Mario or Yoshi game with comically big lips.

 

[Blackhole]

I can assure you, with 100% confidence, that this account is not a Bardfinn alt.

I'm bold; honest; suffer no one. And this is why I'm widely respected on Reddit.

Slick algorithms have turned our attention-spans to dogshit. Cheap, reactionary engagement! And there's a whole lot of useful idiots that keep feeding this beast; "Doing it for free!", as it were.

can we get this added to the quotes file at the top of the site please

I have it on good authority that a certain ArmPitCream is blaming the Jews for the deafening honks outside his apartment right now.

Just 2 weeks threads to contain the spread sperging.

Coronavirus is fat and I would not have sex with it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Girl, no one is calling any of your flappin and slappin in the breeze body parts any of those things.

You got beagle boobs and a dumpster ass.

Your nipples have never seen the sky.
You make it look like Hank Hill has cake for days.
Nothing on your body is sexual because you’re fucking gross, and only a true degenerate would find you physically appealing, and degenerates aren’t people.

accurate and informative

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In the past, this retarded "publicity stunt" would be worth taking a piss and/or shit in front of a McDonald's for.

Seems legit. Just like those articles where a mom who lost her son to suicide is shown holding up a screencap of the liveleak video.

God, the Canadian government is such a tsundere.

I would not have sex with the Canadian government.

Come at me, you stupid fucking maple Nigger.

Wrestling IS REAL!!!

"Okay, maybe there was a GiveSendGo. But it wasn't six million."

There is no need for squiggly lines on our maps, or faggot lines as we call them.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Ron... The protesters are using the pig as a prop to ridicule the police, it is not in fact acting in official capacity as a police sniffing pig.

 

[frozenrunner]

Does anyone have the clip of her slamming into the wall? That sounds hilarious.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

I only use meth socially.