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[Law]

Sad what speedrunning does to people.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

your "dick" is now kinda celebrity of its own

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/drag-q...-grooming-omnibus-thread.120450/post-12090436

@Larry David's Opera Cape

Use this opportunity to utilize the "ignore" feature for any poster who claims twerking is not sexual or is somehow ok for kids. "It's just like hopscotch!" etc.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

grant mcdonald needs to make a song about Ukraine like "14 Azov Buttalions in the air getting fucked and fucked by those big black cocks cumma flowin' cumma flowin', yo Zelenski At ram ranch, butt hole in the air
Buttered butt hole getting fucked real deep Fucked and fucked and fucked boy"

It's definetely the O, since it's the fattest letter of them all.

He could be Q aswell....fat letter with a piece of unwiped shit hanging out from the ass.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

The court ordered that he shall not wear his ex-wive's clothes.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

How fucking hard is it to make fun of a fat guy on the internet without being a complete faggot about it?

But no. You fuckwits put on your dumb nigger helmets, jumped in the fagmobile and cranked up the retardation to an 11/10.

Anything I could say here would be unfair and insulting to actual tards.

He's raping the lizard again

someone made a KiwiFarms Transphobia Graph?

Being gay was probably so much cooler when it was sneaking around and hidden symbols and shit like a secret society, now it just seems faggy as shit. Like they made being gay somehow even gayer.

One day we will breed the perfect retard.

Imagine trying to leak sensitive documents only because you wanted to have your main have a buff in the next update to a multiplayer game, and have this be the third time this has already happened.

Nothing, they're doing god's work. Information about tank specifications is always appreciated.

 

[SCSI]

It's when two diesel dykes shellac their labia, let them dry, and rub them together until they make a clicking noise, which scares their republican neighbors.

There is no more fun form of retardation than genuine retardation. Try it sometime!

We're all at least somewhat retarded or we wouldn't be here

A man finds slap fighting where he can

My gynecologist couldn't tell my dick and balls from a vagina, so the joke's on you.

Null must have killed himself out of despair 50 pages ago.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not gonna lie, I'm 95% sure that those are candles, but they look absolutely delicious and I really want to take a big bite out of those colorful tetrahedrons.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

>FUCK SELF IMPROVEMENT ITS NAZI SHIT NIGGA! JUST DENY YOUR PROBLEMS AND THEY TOTALLY GO AWAY !

 

[Useful_Mistake]

ya thts not true ill probs just go to jail for an extended period of time and not care about this site

i did 63 days in this last year

i dont think that can happen with me i went like 10-13 times this year and i need 13 exactly to become really

also i did a lot of time on a nerve agent so im hoping i can infect other people with one too

i have no power but im investing in it and again i could just lumen database it or something

there is no parole in the illuminati except a horrible death

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I like that the last thing that went through his head (I mean other than the bullet) was how hard all the other autists would be laughing their ass off at him.

She has apparently also posted pictures of her vagina being filled with insects and thumbtacks and other ridiculous things. I guess this is a subgenre of the fandom in the Japanese market.

Memes made by the utterly deranged

How the fuck did he manage to dress like the entire cast of Scooby Doo all at once?

Welcome to Kiwifarms! Here is your complementary flogging for touching the cow!

Breaking my lurk just to say I find penises unnatractive.

Everyone I don't like is the same person(and a troon):

 

[Meat Target]

That picture... Steven Seagal has an autistic son?

... Steven Seagal has had SEX!?

 

[A Grey Cat]

yeah they were but it certainly didn't help that the first generation of degenerate fanboys had crawled out the woodwork to openly express their desire to tie cartoon minks and skunks up and fuck them silly didn't help thing much.

 

[Dolomite]

They should be legally forced to show you a splash screen of the fat autistic retard who wrote the article you're reading, sort of like the wrecked lungs some countries force tobacco sellers to put on the sides of cigarette packs.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

my life goal is becoming an inspiring writer, basically Dostoyevsky but with nekos.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'd unironically buy a Nickelback album full of Metallica covers.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

omg stfu u little bitch this shit is so stupid it hurts

not only if i cant take this down do i not care i was legally told it was a waste of time

im a fukin criminal about to do more crimes y do i care

How do you not remember how many times you were arrested?

y they invented christianity and jesus's last name is lucifer, its jesus fukin christ Lucifer

some other family is using the lucifer last name now and running the organization like house of gucci from what ive heard but im not sure

i hung with them when i was young

 

[Meat Target]

The journalist sees a manlet whom people make parody accounts of salivating over his sister’s milkers and they want the government to step in and put a stop to his success.

 

[StinkySnack]

It is the employee's duty to track down the woman's address, pick her up, and deliver her to the Mile High Neon.

 

[Brain Power]

Nigga really wrote a whole article about God's penis