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[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

@Adalwulf ay yo are you gonna finish your fries, bro?

 

[Sprate Header]

i think maybe i have autism probably got it from the multiple vaccines i had as a kid

 

[NerdShamer]

I got bashed on this autistic forum for defending those with armpit fetishes (Pitricians); it's one of the most normal fetishes out there, given its association with pheromones along with it being focused on a region of the body that normally isn't seen unless the person in question dresses somewhat revealingly

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't know what your mom was doing but I find tuna casserole to be pretty luxurious.

 

[Betonhaus]

This thread has been great for finding drama

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Ladies, rank your uterus on a scale from kumquat to pomelo.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ram Ranch is real, and someday I will find it.

 

[Spud]

if rapist gets raped in prison, that is not some 1-1 draw but rape winning 2-0.

 

[Romeo]

You can choke on a Ham Chinese sandwich you butthurt little buck broken bitch along with every last retard who would rather feel good than know what they are talking about.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

the fewer furry hyena dickgirl enthusiasts among the D&D playerbase, the better.

 

[Meiwaku]

Despite my username, I’m not a pedo

This is my fave L in the whole thread. It is a subtle one but absolutely hilarious to me that even this man’s purse got misgendered.

And of course "intersectional" means "repudiating common humanity".

Of all the sins that OP has committed, the one that's least forgivable is the double-posting. Jesus Christ, you dumb nigger, the edit button exists for a reason.

So America First is full of paedophiles? Maybe it is a real political party after all.

 

[Spud]

She is the character most likely to be disgusted by him.

She is also a cartoon horse.

 

[Meiwaku]

"Belgian. Barely human. Half french. Half dutch. All mistake"

From mad at the internet

 

[Osmosis Jones]

This may be useful. Getting a text. There is a missing nog larva rumored to be in your area. DO NOT RELAX!

 

[Betonhaus]

Just pick your favorite handful of slurs and start firing them off whenever people start getting obstinate at you, that’s the Kiwi Way.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I AM
NIGGER TOAST
AKA MEGATRON

Yes, girl, lose your mind! Babble yourself into irrelevancy and middle age!

Some of you niggers really won’t be happy until Null permanently locks this thread.

Thank you brave soldier; this is exactly the kind of nightmare-inducing content I'm looking for on this website.

As a person who hates other people,

The 4H disease: Homos, heroin addicts, hemophiliacs, and Haitians.

I miss the days of Worldstar hip hop, Liveleak and Bumfights when two retards beating eachother up wasn't politicized. I just want to watch a black lady get her weave snatched off her at the ghetto mart without people screeching about institutionalized racism.

Occam's razor tells me that the answer is: Munchausen's.

Has any lizard ever installed a fence backwards?

Someone got allergies? In the spring? Why clearly that's never happened before and they must have nuclear turbo Ebola Covid Aids and we must turn the country into a giant supermax prison immediately!

He's making all of humanity look bad. He's lowering the average IQ by a point or two and raising the average BMI by roughly ten million. That's how fat he is.

The fact that they think that these pictures are cute enough to post on Twitter tells me that they don't even see the problem.

Now, imagine this: some illiterate soybean dirt farmers from the fourth world are gang banging a woman and have managed to figure out the politics behind this whole familia structure when these high falooting NY honkies can't even decide on what to call themselves.

he fucked with the wrong gaggle of retards and now his life is crumbling.

If you're gonna be trans-Amish, ditch the electric wheelchair.

they want to feel anti establishment. And that doesn’t work if you have the same talking points as Disney and Starbucks.

I want to laugh at troons, not watch slapfights.

plus the perception that, in an ideal world, they wouldn't have to work, and could simply receive free HRT and anime porn, allowing them to hide in their troon caves in perpetuity.

 

[SentinentCloud]

I learned it when I was 21 and a black man invited me in his house to “show me something.” I thought he was going to try and sell me crack. Turns out he wanted to suck my dick.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If you're gonna be trans-Amish, ditch the electric wheelchair.

 

[Chongqing]

theres youre help bitch

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/5053081-333fc36d211be66db2c4ea95f0696547-jpg.5064337/

 

[Aunt Carol]

Some people just don't understand that Bible black came out 20 years ago and the surgeons aren't legally allowed to perform dark magic on their patients anymore.

I also wish I could be straddled to death by psycho supermodel soldiers.

Maybe the solution is to be less ass-blasted.