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[Kamen Rider Faiz]

"Syrup posted the thread Is being a sissy baby inherently homosexual, will you go to hell for being a sissy baby? in Q&A."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

May God preserve your innocent soul young man.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

>It looks like five people took ipecac and food coloring and threw up all over a 3x5 foot piece of cloth

 

[William Tyndale]

Can't hate the hustle, especially when it's at the expense of troons.

 

[Betonhaus]

Fucking switch to decaf, dude. Jesus Christ. Thread mentions aren't supposed to be an autism Bat Signal. Porn is not going to kill you, you fucking spaz.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"I am staking my reputation on this attritbution.
When was the last time you put your own name on the line this publicly to help stop true evil?"

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm not a Chowder fan but the timing of this just after he exposed the Daily Wire of their contract shenanigans (which is a major no-no to those types) is highly suspect.

 

[Positron]

Source.

 

[quackrock]

After A Lifetime Of Guilt, Here's Why I'm Finally Embracing Autistic Joy

 

[Gentlebastard]

people might start executing every last fag on the street if rainbows don't start having gold and midgets at the end like they used to.

This is honestly making me uncomfortable looking at it for too long. Its smug aura mocks me. Well done.

People should go to jail for looking and remembering things that you post online for everyone to see, its human rights reeee

That's the baffling thing about generation soy, most of these people grew up normal-ish and did this shit to themselves.

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My (25M) subs (23F, 26F, 22M, 28M, 28M) have unionized

It's a giant self-indulgent dopamine trap filled with midwits and you can't call out fags for being obsessed with Internet points.

When Seizing the Means of Production Meets Grab ‘em by the Pussy: A Political Treatise

I am admittedly a little excited to have a new reason to hate that book.

I am wondering if I'm going to live long enough to start seeing serious arguments for white-human sacrifices.

Woah hey now no fair, Null said it was my turn to spy on lolcows with the Kiwi Farms drone!

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen. All that time contemplating the dating of satellite imagery and we could have just used coast-to-coast kiwicam instead. You're an autist of the highest caliber.

The truth finally comes out: Kiwis did 9/11.

Seeing the recoil travel from his blubbery armpit through his blubbery belly to his blubbery arse and back again is like reliving the glory days of Mythbusters ballistic gel dummies.

They're troons. LARPing is the very essence of troonery.

Troons: Why does everyone hate us so much we just want to live our lives!

Also troons: Vote in a tranny lawmaker, who introduces a bill to legally protect actual pedophiles within the first month of office.

She looks hopeful a sudden brain hemorrhage is imminent.

Even an honest misogynist like me who hates all the worst traits of women and sees them everywhere acknowledges that there is no defining characteristic of behavior that makes a woman female.

I wonder aloud to myself, on my next voyage to the store, instead of ice cream, why not pick up a mossberg shotgun in 12 guage, along with at least one 12 gauge cartridge, see what that feels like in my mouth and all over the wall behind me.

a vibe less like opulent harem quarters and more like a cartel kidnapping dungeon.

I juts don't get how minorities are somehow expected to be good and innocent just because there's few of them.

Serial killers are a minority.

They always come across as so dainty and feminine in their tweets. You'd never be able to tell they were formerly male incels.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Pfff, bitchs melting down and having a scream session ain’t a big deal. It’s when they throw a fist or start listing to nonstop true crime podcasts and buying chemicals online you know it’s shit is getting serious for real.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The draw a line around the cellulitis booth is very popular with the kids.

I feel like this thread is turning into white hot helpless rage anonymous.

Trooning out is the new midlife crisis. Car dealerships hate it!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

The ultimate goal of drag queen story hour is Drag Floyd.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

@Vyse Inglebard is just my alarm clock made out of meat.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

My brother called me a bitch-made faggot when we were growing up. I need intensive therapy for my trauma.

 

[Disc]

I doubt that there hasn't been a single mass produced item that has never been stuck up a man's ass if it could fit.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Why are you so invested in this childrens game that my shitty opinions cut so deep?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Some sperg had an article on one of the clickbait sites ranking the smash amiibos by how usable as a buttplug they were.

I think Jigglypuff won.

 

[Chromeo]

"People are so fucking dumb sometimes, I'd kill them if it wasn't against my personal code of honor/ethics."

 

[AltisticRight]

From here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16202938
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu