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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I need to know what format of Magic he plays, it haunts me.

 

[cherrysour]

being “trans” just means not being you

 

[Return of the Freaker]

They can't even rub 2 Jewish sticks together and light a hot take anymore.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

You get 5 USD (hard currency) I get your eardrums. I then call the cops on you because you can't hear me telling you to "LEAVE NOW!". The cops shoot you because you're a nigger and we're in US of A


You get 150 rubles and I get your penis. I feed penis to my dog and it is still very hungry.


You get 12 Tarentaise (good looking breed, high fat/high protein milk) and I get all your body hair. You don't grow it back. Thank you please leave, don't let the cows shit in my store.


You get my spit (worth $1 000 000) in your face and I take your balls. You were never going to use them.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The Golden Girls weren't swapping fuckbuddys, unless I missed that episode.

emotional support stripper

Nigger is not a skin tone. It is a state of mind.

"r/rapefantasies"

welp, that's enough internet for today

How did he manage to cum that much?

yes they grow shit in California other than retards

In our area, uncrustables were restricted to a rival chain. Customers acted like I had personally shit in their car.

God I wish I could have shit in their cars.

I think they hate assault forums like the Farms too

might be the first time in history someone has stolen an applebee's photo for a flex.

I hate playing to stereotypes, but you can tell they're not real women because they didn't use this as an excuse to go to TJ Maxx and buy a decorative apothecary jar.

This is the day I felt old as fuck being on a shitpost forum, kids today don’t learn their history

Come to Kiwi Farms for the ability to call niggers niggers and faggots faggots, stay to discover the many reasons why aliens lock their doors when they travel through this solar system.

Never buy girl drinks. Unless it's for girls. And then don't forget to include roofies.

>doxed by a magnet and a Monster can
common trans L.

The Kevin Gibes of the world are trying to shove the glass jar up OUR rectums.

Imagine the absolute state of your life that you, as a man, brag about buying girly drinks, and getting so wasted on your trough of bacardi that you pass out in the woman's bathroom.

Now, imagine that none of this actually happened and you stole the picture off a trending twitter post and made up the story for "clout."
And you're proud of having done this.

So when he said "barrel chested" he meant he looks like the warp points on Donkey Kong Country.

He should have just posted a picture of himself sucking a dick. It would have been less gay.

Even after getting a fleshtube and double mastectomy, women still fill their rooms with knickknacks and macrame.

Never seen an attractive person with that word on their bio.

got that tard rage potential look going for him

a shooting star of a Lolcow. Blink, and you’d miss him, but boy did he shine bright with tard rage, dumb antics, and awful pictures of himself. It was magnificent and we should all be greatful to have been around to witness it.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Ireland was once terrorized by the Black and Tans, now they're being terrorized by the Blacks and Trans

Nicholas J. Fuentes is a mentally stunted imbecile, his braincells were ejaculated from his daily tranny porn jerk sessions.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

But not Redditors, who rarely see sunlight.

Because most people totally throw birthday parties for someone else the same day as a funeral.

You know that's not the only underboob skin tag she's got, either.

I guess she's still too fat to use the weighted hula hoop

You'd know what pussy whipped meant if you weren't so cock-thirsty.

-Communication: when it comes to informing the world about his wife's yeasty vagina, he excels at it.

no, you don't pass bro. You look like 2011 pewdiepie with that pickaxe chin

Lmfao imagine having to carry the decaying remains of your flayed and mutilated penis,

sorry, Mr Dead Innards, you look like every other male black metal fan ever.

I mean surely sucking on the tits of big titted turkroach milfs is close enough right?

incestuous cat rape dungeon.

He told a fast food outlet he couldn't work weekends. It's like telling a strip club manager you don't want the customer's seeing your tits.

I can hear the screams of palestinian children looking at this picture.

a sweltering chemical toilet for house cats out in the Alabama woods.

"tucked in" is an extremely mild and inaccurate way of describing how its flayed, split down the middle and shoved back up inside the faggots taint.

Just don't queef, son, you'll blow out the windows.

The dick would be like having a literal dog shit attached to your crotch.

they look like a literal joke and I love that for tranny representation.

Stupider than a used tampon

She will die prematurely from heart disease on this hill.

You never get fucked as hard or as thoroughly as when you fuck yourself

Kids should know to hate and fear the homo. Their butt is on the line, literally.

The market must be really saturated for groomer clickbaiters with cartoon avatars

I haven't checked the syllabus at St Andrews, but I'd be surprised if the philosophy course had a module on being exposed to some rugger bugger's latex-clad dong.

Tell me on the doll where the femoid hurt you.

Well the first thing you need to do is fuck off and the second thing is touch grass you sheltered little autist

 

[keytar]

jersh the Keffals masturbating video at:
https://uploads.kiwifarms.net/data/video/4368/4368052-5e710ec5d28c03e79c31d7274d4bb5f8.mp4 on the DDoS Retardation doesn't work

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

1648 Tulip ln. please come here. or order me pizzas. I don't care anymore. dealing with an alcoholic. not scarred

 

[Punished Neco]

Don't discredit how much my opinion matters - Enny43

I'm a million times more than a Reddit mod - Enny43

Source, Keffals mod in DM's to some Youtube creator. [Twitter post]

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I doxxed myself, come kill me, faggot

Yes it’s all true. After the Torah is returned to the ark the rabbi steps up to the podium and says, “now onto the real issue at hand. These shitbulls…”

 

[Pissmaster]

I still have no clue what the fuck is happening but I do know one thing: you will all be raped

Fellas fellas relax this kind of tension is not an ideal environment for rape

 

[Meth Until Death]

Dumb nigger, you should have never posted your dox. I'm gonna hire a bunch of Chinamen off Craigslist to come to your house and eat your fucking ugly dogs

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If you dont stop telling lies about me, I'm just gonna have to Rape ya.

 

[LurkTrawl]

You find a bipedal, human-shaped fox person IRL, it's just a dude in a fursuit who will probably be ecstatic to meet you. You find a dog-shaped dog, that's a dog. Please do not have sex with dogs.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Back in my day we didn't have sushi or darts, when we wanted to celebrate, we went outside and beat niggers with sticks.

I still do that

 

[Anonitolia]

You do realize that linking to the Bechdel Test doesn't actually prove your claim at all, right?

 

[Kerr Avon]

Where Degenerates Dare, a tale of Allied commandos seeking to infiltrate Schloss Balldo

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I doxxed myself, come kill me, faggot

Because liberals prey on retarded people and most people are retarded and half of them just happen to be women.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This thread has generally been wrong about the specific things that are wrong with me. I am pretty insufferable, just not for the stated reasons.