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[Bloitzhole]

There's nothing wrong with having a sexual relationship with your first cousin.
It's normal

 

[Meat Target]

Its a fucking toy which i used to set on fire when i was a child.

Sometimes I won't even read an article to make fun of it on KF. This is one of those times.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What do you say to someone with a PhD in trans and queer gender methodologies?

"Yes, I would like fries with that."

Being Mexicans would explain why Australians are so violent and drunk.

are you going to tell me porn isn't real life?

This is Advanced Clown World. The jokes write themselves.

This held true until he entered the atmosphere of Kiwi Farms, where his dissent into the atmosphere proved too much and he was quickly burned up in a fireball of autism

absolute faggots even by reddit standards

Admittedly I've never gotten a euphoria boner, so don't listen to someone who is clearly womaning incorrectly.

There are less objectionable ways to solve the homeless problem than breeding more shitbulls.

I wish that the A&H forum had a better quality of news, because these articles are truly awful. I hate knowing that they exist.

You know, thermo-nuclear warfare really doesn't sound that bad anymore.

Way to destine your daughter for a career in interacial gangbang porn.

This is so bleak I can't even come up with a joke.

The Pitbull owner cries out in pain as his dogs maul you.

TAMMY! TAMMY COME HEIMLICH THE DOG!

No, child. Synopsizes is not misspelt by any dictionary definition.
You have been warned many times to cease correcting my spelling.
Continuing to do so constitutes felony lexical harassment.
Never corect my spelling again, atalker
Enjoy Prizon

The grill cheese plays second fiddle to the tomato soup so make sure your tomato soup recipe is on point.

On a long enough timeline, Alex Jones is usually right about his consipiracy theories.

Quit murdering people, you murdering murderer.

Onlyfans is the crypto rush for women it seems.

Cunt could eat an orange through a tennis racket.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

View attachment 5226776

IT SEEMS BOTH SIDES ARE CALLING ME A HOMOSEXUAL

 

[Pissmaster]

get your lazy ass to bed cause i want you to fill out three job applications in the morning you lazy fucking nigger

 

[Gentlebastard]

Applying advanced mathematics to this conundrum... giving men the value of +1 and women the value of -1, clearly the answer is that the pillow is closer to being a woman. The pillow has no sex giving a value of 0 so is 1 away from being a woman. The deluded retarded troon being a dude with a value of +1 is 2 away from being a woman. QED - mathematical proof that troons aren't women and never will be.

If a gun was held to my head and I was forced to choose between fucking the waifu pillow or the troon, I'm fucking that waifu pillow.

True engineers(not Comp Sci) have never seen a woman so they can't actually troon out since they have no point of reference.

I've posited the idea that the proliferation of onlyfans is just a way to look at a coworkers ass without HR going on a crusade. It's like a social condom of sorts.

"I don't want them punished, I just want them brainwashed" is a telling window into his mental state.

if I had to choose between being a land whale or taking that shit I truly think I’d consider jumping off the roof.

Congratulations, you may not die like Elvis.

I wasn't sure if Ralph complaining about Faith dressing their son in corn clothes to alog him in an official court room procedure could be topped but this is close.

I don’t have the vocabulary for how MATI it makes me.

Kiwi Farms threads have killed several of my ribs I'll have you know

At worst Kiwi farms is responsible for negligent ribicide.

TLDR: Google are niggers.

They are calling you slurs in their cricket language.

It's frightening when some anonymously says they don't agree with me.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He grabbed me by my phantom penis really hard.

I saw Null at an antique coin shop in Serbia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen silver coins in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the coins and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each coin and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Inter-species erotica, fucko.

Big Mommy Toxic Femininity. It's everywhere.

Don't shameshame me, bigot.

Turn that "Z" into Zyclon-B.

You know what they say, don't knock it until you've taken the red rocket

The way people are acting you'd think there was a lyric like "we'll take you outback to shoot some cans. Like Africans and Mexicans",

 

[internet friend]

where's the dick?
found it. It's gross. Nice ass though. I will force the janny to view it.

 

[Local Fed]

I cannot put a number on how many American soldiers I would let lay down their lives for Israel.

There is literally no point to the internet if I can't use it to tell an ugly man that he will never be a woman.

Mosquitos. The niggers of the insect world. My blood is not open source, and my legs are not an all-you-can-eat buffet, you winged faggots of death.

Blacks are naturally hydrophobic.

 

[vomitusdeux]

He looks like a trooned out Jay Leno.

This is even more retarded than the Donkey Kong family tree.

Guys, look what I found.
Black
lisping
witch
vtuber

He’s gonna fuck that baby, mark my words.

they really brought a community of like minded people from all over the world together who enjoy zooming in on the toe of a demented hillbilly and exchange insights on diabetus and fungal growth.

That's a nigger right?

He’s doing the classic “I only became a sadistic pedophilic diaper diddling zoosadist because of yardfish. I was a normal person before that.”

I think there would be accessible guns in CWCville.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Thank you for your bravery in sharing your story of realizing the Holocaust was bad, friend. I myself didn't consider that the Holocaust might have been bad until I saw a DA image of Rainbow Dash (best pony) photoshopped into an internment camp. =(

id rather have another holocaust (im not a jew ill be ok) than work in an office uwu

The Holocaust? More like the LOLocaust...
Gottem.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Been a while since I posted here but I wanted to share with you all my orchid that bloomed thanks to the help of the advice I got here!

(n.b. you really gotta make the flower in the attachment part of the quote, to get the true spirit of it)

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I even came across troons who bullied me and kicked me over a simple thumbs down gesture

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They took the gay marriage movement and turned it into "we're cumming for your children."

 

[keytar]

Someone has officially sworn under oath that Patrick S. Tomlinson is obese.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

"boohoo i had to throw away my leaf water"
AMERICA was BUILT on THROWING AWAY LEAF WATER

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

So he threatened to kill himself, spread that idea to his associates online, tried to extort Null, and then around that same time had a heart attack or stroke at the age of not-that-fucking-old?

 

[Spud]

hardcore videos of a lady gettin' her butthole hollowed out by an entire football team:
"Just click [I Agree] and we'll take your word that you're over 18"

 

[MrJokerRager]

I don't want to be your buddy, Bill Gates. I just want to type a Word document.

Shut the fuck up and go sign up to die in a human wave attack directed by a man in a dress with no genitals and armed with nothing but swimming trunks and a pool noodle.

SECRET ANCIENT CHINESE TECHNOLOGY KEEP HOUSE COOL BETTER THAN WESTERN PIG DOG TECHNOLOGY CHINA NUMBER ONE YOUR MOTHER FUCK BLACK NIGGER APE.

nigbulls suck