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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Stop appropiating white people culture
Niggers should only dance to drums and bone noises

 

[Weltraumfürst]

That is a spectacularly weak chin. He looks like someone who gets beaten up by the women he attempts to rape.

 

[demicolon]

Oh, obviously you don't say you're from the farms.

You say "I'm Joe Schmidt, From Piece of Schmidt Book Reviews".

 

[Tablet County]

The idea that I could possibly have my foreskin back fills me with a rush of emotions that I can't even put in to words

 

[Angry New Ager]

I'm no foot fag, but this looks like a match

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

How many dogs will be involved in the gangbang?

 

[Tablet County]

From the creators of mattress slut and couch cuck, we bring you: niggachair.
Rated hard R.

Isn't The Color Purple like 40 years old now? Is there a remake or something?

remake

they ruined another classic by sticking in a bunch of niggers

 

[frozen_runner]

The elites don't want you to know this but breathing in the Steam Deck Stank is how you open your third eye and find the way past the great ice wall that encompasses our flat earth and meet God.

Thank you. Fuck faggots.

Taylor Swift stops existing when you drink non-fluoridated water.

From the creators of mattress slut and couch cuck, we bring you: niggachair.
Rated hard R.

I didn't know that some dudes had a stimming fetish, but I guess someone has to cater to it.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I’m to the right of Mussolini and I own a Tesla. Jack is just a moron.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Sobbing, I paced around my house and yelled, “I don’t have a personality disorder!”

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/im-an-autistic-sex-worker-and-heres-why-it-works-for-me.179269/

 

[Hitman One]

Premium subscriptions included the option of a “free castration performed by the EunuchMaker.”

 

[Cybertonia]

My mother was, for many years, a non-internet user. She didn't learn that some guys were attracted to feet until her 60s. Meanwhile I saw my first barfcock at the age of 11.

 

[ForTheHoard]

This morning, I was crying over a queer kid in India.

Jackie Singh

 

[Gentlebastard]

If you go to the ER and tell them you lost a tampon you’ll get fingerbanged and your insurance will pay for it

It's amazing to see how far chess has progressed. I remember when chess players were limited to adjusting their cock and balls as a means of communicating with their team.

How many bits of information per minute a human being can send via voluntary contractions of the anal sphincter?

This is the second time I've heard of an anal beads cheating incident in the professional chess scene. I have no other recourse but to consider chess to be for faggots.

I thought shitting where you're not supposed to was a Chinese pastime.

I dislike people who commit suicide like that. You are ruining people's day and fucking up infrastructure. Park the car and jump, and do it in the middle of the night so you don't cause a traffic jam.

I feel like there's a decent chance a bunch of them eventually commit Jonestown style ritual suicide to avoid catching a cold and that will be funny.

We are simultaneously everything he has ever wanted, and also exactly what he fuckin deserves

Is it even possible for a straight man to bend his wrist this far? Go on, try it. I think it needs some really feminine genes to be so limp wristed.

Since when is political science "science"?

He claims to not be in the closet, yet this photo looks like he has a ravenous hunger for cock.

We're not a true crime podcast, we're not crusaders for truth and justice, we're not (spit) journalists, we're not cops or lawyers. We're here to laugh and have a good time.

“How did you come to love having a girl dick?” “Lots of troon pornography.” It really is annoying when stuff the religious right warned us about decades ago ends up being right, coomers really are pathetic creatures.

The inevitable has happened: We’ve entered bitch eating crackers territory.

how about we just laugh at the dumb fat guy and shitpost about him?

The Redditor should be rounded up and gassed.

"The entire country of Ukraine were secretly Russian bots the whole time"

Look at this thing. This fat depressing mistake of a man. Look at him and be glad you aren't him

 

[AgendaPoster]

I know your belief that "the age of consent should be 14" isn't relevant to the thread topic, however I cannot help but be disgusted every time I see you.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

You can keep my abayas and give them to your next bitch

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No, and if you don't go back in time and abort my mom I will go back and beat her to death as a newborn myself.

 

[Kawaii Supremacy]

"100% community funded"

Inspired by a MATI stream where someone said you don't get any money from your forum.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I accidentally walked into a black barbershop in [REDACTED CITY] and got the best haircut of my life. Also they're not shy using the bay rum. I think it actually got me laid, they could detect the African pheromones that got transferred.

 

[Tablet County]

I saw a nigger once at the gas station, probably a year or two back. I was expecting to get mugged or something but it didn't happen. Nothing happened, surprisingly. He just bought a pack of Newports and left. I'll always remember that day.