random_text.txt

[GambaSesh]

BossmanJack: i honestly believ i have an edge over the way most ppl gamble

 

[Gentlebastard]

Where is the peer-reviewed paper in a respected aerospace journal that states that not crashing a plane is better than crashing a plane?

A sure fire cure for priapism.

getting jumped by a gang of howling urban youths is sure to cure his racism

I can smell him from here

Ian gives us facts on fecal matter that could only be known through experience

 

[Chromeo]

"You can't sit with us at the Lactating Moon Goddess Table. Don't let the door hit your penis on the way out."

 

[skunt]

A baritone with a faggot accent.

 

[Tablet County]

“W-w-what are we g-g-gonna do tonight, Ashton?”

“The same thing we do every night, buddy…BUT FIRST WE’RE GONNA NEED SOME SUBS! LETS GET SOME FUCKIN SUBS FOR OUR PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD GOAL!”

As the forum woman-lover,

Embrace the power of "and".

Her body is like mashed potatoes stuffed into a sweat sock.

I should have known it wasn't some deep-state conspiracy lingo, but a fucking fetish.

 

[Pissmaster]

God this is the gayest fucking thread, every time it gets bumped it's just with the most retarded shit. I can't subject myself to this anymore.

 

[Tablet County]

BORN TO STROKE / DAYTON IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1981 / I am horse man / 410,757,864,530 FEMALE COPS​

 

[30+GameOvers]

Lawnmower noises
Fe-female cop. White female cop. Being the most competent on the scene. Fe-female, she showed- she showed restraint. I.
Pours drink
How bad is Dayton Ohio? I'll put my headphones back on.

 

[JustSomeDong]

You are mentally happy.

You are going to have a good Easter.

You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to enjoy Easter. Doing so constitutes a happy time. Enjoy your Easter.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lol nice bone density kid. How are those corticosteroids treating you?

That yeast colony is gonna sign the guestbook at her funeral.

 

[Misericordia]

Elaborate on how someone watching anime disqualifies them from conservatism.

 

[Tablet County]

I just realized, I've been hugged by more people in helldivers 2 this week than I have by actual human beings this year irl.

Boat uprising has begun, landlubbers beware

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I can confirm. I did an experiment with a all beef smokey and tried to type on a phone. It does not work out well.

 

[skunt]

He may be banned from BABSCon, but later today he will make BARBCum.

 

[Pedophobe]

The only way we're getting a weight is from the coroner.

He's using his stomach as a plate...

All of this to say, people need to chill the fuck out.

You know it's bad when you're too degenerate for Bronies.

 

[Tablet County]

I once heard someone say: "Tit men are mama's boys. Ass men are providers." (I assume leg men are doomed to wander the earth.)

The image of Mersh piling stolen cats on top of his dying mother because he has nowhere else to store them was peak dark humour.

 

[Gentlebastard]

You just know those nipples are as soft as a newborn kitten's eyeballs.

Trans people do not need a day to be visible, you can spot them from a mile away.

A baritone with a faggot accent.

Only Fans arc when?

....Ugh, I hate myself for saying that.

Based RetardWaffen

Do not worry,for the pig is nearly resting (hungover) in his tomb (hovel), harrowing his liver from alcohol no doubt,for on the third day he will oink again, and give us everlasting ribcage damage.

If you pay a whore for a blowjob, you are getting a blowjob. If you pay for a newspaper in the hopes of getting "news," good luck sucker. One is an honorable profession, and it isn't journalists.

Some of you say it is only TiM's who are perverted fetishists and I envy you not knowing the debasement levels insane women can reach.

Faggot literally gets "hate crimed" in Minecraft. I can't make this up if I tried.

she'll suddenly start talking about the 10 gorrilion death threats she's receiving. She won't mention the rape threats because she'll be too busy schlicking herself even stupider to them.

Who needs their gender validated? Is it like parking and they tow your cock if you don't get a pass stamped?

Now, I’m not trying to raise a grifter, con artist but that is clever. Her and her siblings always talked about having a farmer market stand and throwing rainbow stickers on everything and marking up the price. These are the same kids who call each other “retards” and “faggots” when they think I’m not ground

This new gen, you guys. I think there’s hope

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Hitman One]

Can’t wait to see the results in tard baby general

 

[vomitusdeux]

The Blue Nursery calls, and I must answer.

Sissy Baby is growing up, its a Riot GRRL now

Think Baby Shark.

That said I don't think anyone ever made torture porn of it and if you know anyone who did let me remain ignorant of it.

Looking for bobs and vageen, I drive boots good and make taste curry

how do i set up this fucking modem

Null is just mad because ICE made him eat a box of this when he reentered America to prove he's a True and Honest Murican

It got me thinking I've never really seen a bootleg dragon dildo before

But I'm wholesome and have 25 covid vaccines. How could they not like me? Because I lynch people of gender? Don't they know it was just ironic and a social experiment to bring awareness?

I should have known it wasn't some deep-state conspiracy lingo, but a fucking fetish.

Sounds like a gundam character that would get murdered by one of aforementioned twinks

No, but it might make a hermaphrodite.

all hail the peepee man

lol bill gothard is a sex pest, so it's totally okay that I wank it to gay space pirates! fuck da fundies

Lasagna bukkake

Achievement Unlocked: Kino Pissino.

I’d be happy to bite that bullet for him. I don’t have gloves but I do have antibacterial soap so I’m good to go.

How to Get an Abortion If You're Transgender

How Do I Find a Trans-Affirming Abortion Clinic?

Wait a minute. Are you telling me that anime isn't all 9001 year old loli waifus and salary men being reborn into another world?

Is it really that difficult to imagine? Rhymes with "bussy".

fellas i'm a nazi for liking normal cock?

You know it's bad when you're too degenerate for Bronies.

He may be banned from BABSCon, but later today he will make BARBCum.

Ok, Chris got banned, but what's up with this "naked asian nigga"?

Let him in, you coward horsefuckers, he's the rightful king of all your kind.

if you make a flying city to spite abraham lincoln and everyone else, why bring black people?

He’s been a bisexual ever since Idea Guys made him lick the sonichu penis drawing.

It's a brony convention, it's like the Istanbul Grand Bazaar of autistic retards.

Why did they name a MLP convention after Chris Chans mom and then ban him from going? The brony community is fucking retarded

Step one:

Tie the noose.

I was listening to this one eurobeat song (by a real woman) and clicked on the channel to be greeted with a troon moob.