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[Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6]

no, i dont sell it. im giving my book away for free.
all my work is financed from social welfare.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Famous gaytheist has gay sex in England while being a gay faggot

@Albino Blacksheep Refugee you got your bussy raped and reshaped by @Mr Bones Wild Ride and now you're his gimp slave.

Friends was the Big Bang Theory of the 90's

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

It speaks volumes that one of the few news sources that clears the bar for trans acceptance is the one that never publishes the truth...

 

[vomitusdeux]

He even asks the supposed 16 year old virgin from Alaska why she doesn't have an Onlyfans, seriously Adam what the fuck

Jesus Christ can we please talk about the fact that he says the phrase ARE YOU READY FOR JOKER'S COCK GO INSIDE YOUR UNDERAGE PUSSY

PSA for cumbrained individuals: Your cervix opening for any reason, especially penetration, would hurt like fuck.

sorry im new here. but yeah, im "doxxing" myself, i have no secrets : )

Name a more iconic duo than the schizocow and the sex offender registry.

stop being brown right now

I'm laughing at the pictures of chibi scrunching his belly rolls together to try and look cut. Who does he think he's fooling?

At first I thought it was supposed to be the Batman joker trying to hit up anime schoolgirls. That would be more interesting at least.

"Well, I'm in my 30s so I totally understand if you as a teenager don't want to sext me anymore"

Name a more unfortunate body type than "fat with no tits".

I don't understand how Mr. White managed to surpass the Giantess Pussy Banana Scenario

i believe you mean cavexer. they're a heckin feMALE now

hows it feel to know you had to clean the company car after Chibi got done blowing a load in it

because you are already stuck on that trip "milahu is a child fucker"

why the beard is partially missing on my right side, i dont know, but its better now

"schizophrenia" literally means "breaking of chains"
originally, this was a name for slaves who broke free, and were on the run
(in that sense, yeah, call me "mister anderson"... or "neo"...)

I would rather not imagine this family as fluffies.

The correct term is nullo, you uncultured butcher!

So, if some porn-addicted faggot goes there and says he wants two extra penises, one to replace each nipple, and he wants to have a total of three penises then this clinic will do it?

That sounds fucking rad! Can we get a tv-show about this with lots of interviews of the crazy motherfuckers that go there and lots and lots of NSFL video clips of the results?

Will the dicknipples be able to shit?

Imagine marrying someone, then driving them to a doctors, them saying 'I am not going to get my balls chopped off' and then exactly that happening.

Yeah, imagine the scandal, right after the teacher explained penises have no gender and showed the 5th graders graphic tranny porn, the Roku box shows an ad that explicitly calls the dog dildo "male."

 

[joker jimmy]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-driven-happenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-18114175

"Are you ready for Joker's cock to go in your underage pussy?" -Chibi

 

[Gentlebastard]

Jap porn to me sounds like a grade schooler getting molested by her uncle. I'm not degenerate enough to get off of that.

I've said this before but these guys all seem to skip the main event of any girls' sleepover and that's trying to summon demons and monsters in the bathroom mirror.

"That heckin valid holesum 100 trans kween that you screenshotted being a pedo? It's probably fake since you use KF, and even if it was real, your results are probably just you secretly working for the Central Joshua Agency and trying to get the world to hate valid trans kweens!"

If I was arrested, couldn’t pay for a lawyer and this was the public defender they gave me.. I would just go to jail instead.

In a world where every faggot as a Mac how did he find a laptop somehow even gayer?

It might actually be a good idea if you're a total Strokey McStrokeface like he is.

Of all the things not to add salt to, this fat fuck who has more sodium in him than Lot's wife decides pasta water is the place not to have it.

"You like things in your ass. That's gay."

Deserved a Pulitzer for that alone.

I personally welcome my Nipponese overlords if they do things like kick niggers out like they do in their nation

This is both fascinating and extremely bewildering at the same time.

Faces of Autism 7: He ain’t heavy, he’s my sister.

Can someone translate those tweets for me?
I don't speak retard.

 

[BirdUp]

he was more like Yagoda. And kuz was like Nero. It's like Nikita Yagoda the jew grooming Nero. cause kuz and yagoda sit both on shitcord posting cp to each other, archon spirits say.

 

[Musashi's Son]

You are a male. Only females can cast curses.

 

[Mr Bunny]

ah yes, once again drama in kiwifamrs has led to the study of erectile dysfunction among the norwegian population

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

But as an orthodox Christian, are you a stranger to punctuation?

I have no stake in this slapfight or the greater conflict in Ukraine, but you're pissing and shitting and cumming everywhere and I find that entertaining.

it's not that rods from God or impractical is that as soon as someone starts doing stuff like that everyone's going to start doing it and it just creates a big mess

smoke weed everyday
no bullshit, keeps me from having to sort out wrassle clowns of mexico based on employment with major companies, couple of legit tismo buddies who run screaming from anything illegal have accidentally got stoned and also agree it helps a shitload
the call to Wapner in Five Minutes is still there, but you can be like "yeah, some Wapner sounds cool, I should get on that later but have some shit to do now"

In other related news, Sweet Baby Inc has just launched massive lawsuit for copyright infringement against several of the biggest game emulating websites. The Canadian Parliament has also launched a new initiative to target pirated gaming. The Biden Administration has also issued new guidelines to the FBI that playing old ROMs of Pokemon and Super Metroid are signs of extremist behaviors and will be prosecuted with the full girth of Alvin Bragg's diseased nigger cock.

Mmmpox dada Dada Dada mmmpox Duba Dada mmmpox... Yeah yeah yeah...

I wake up with a hangover. Oh God. Right. I cannot believe all of that happened last night. A name floats into my cobwebbed, nauseated brain: “Ayn Rand.” Jesus Christ.

It's like he specifically sought out experiences that he wouldn't enjoy, just to complain.

That's an awful lot of words to call a guy a Jew.

State sanctioned cannibalism sounds great

But sure, tell me how great your corner store is. Mine has a monorail.

Anyway, the quality of the food probably contributed to the factors leading up to the shooting, if you ask me. I can see someone getting shot over this.

 

[Harm]

so now i have a "child porn entry" in my police record for life. they do this, because when idiots hear "child porn", their brains shut down and immediately switch to "death to all child fuckers" mode... democracy really is just a mob rule

 

[Aunt Carol]

This man seems both genuinely frothing-at-the-mouth enraged and also homosexual. I think he needs some type of medical help.

 

[Tablet County]

"You like things in your ass. That's gay."

Deserved a Pulitzer for that alone.

My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN......HERE IN THE RING TONIGHT WE PRESENT THE TARDFIGHT OF THE CENTURY

MAN OF PIG

VS

MAN IN WIG

"In the vast majority of cases, natural breast milk is better for the infant than formula is."
"WELL, IT WASN'T BETTER FOR ME, CHILD!"

You will give a 5-star review or enjoy prison.

The bombs must flow.

I think you should get a reevaluation for autism.

 

[Hitman One]

I have reported this thread to the constabulary due to it's potentially hateful implication.

 

[Rotollo 2]

There. I did it. Am I black now?

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

I love this fat fucking idiot gets hayfever and her immediate reaction is to hassle the federal government about it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

For someone who claims to be a wog he sure is fucking dumb about pasta.

Agree with the sentiment but I think you mean wop.

Oi Police! You seen this? Women are just going around laughing at us. HATE CRIME.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 Hitler 9.

Tactical Manfeet.

While she does have a point about that dude being a retard asshole, raging at him makes no sense.

Imagine being such a homosexual that sucking on a titty would kill you.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN......HERE IN THE RING TONIGHT WE PRESENT THE TARDFIGHT OF THE CENTURY

MAN OF PIG

VS

MAN IN WIG

Who could have believed that a man so defined by his bitchtits turns out to be such a whiny bitch about tits?

I'm in the 4chan thread on Kiwi Farms and now I have a message: Nigger.

That is all.

Troons giving themselves self-induced erectile dysfunction will never not be funny to me.

Revolting as the thought may be, semen is usually supposed to contain a good deal of nutrients.

To be fair it's really not that hard to not be an asshole, but I guess that's a bit much for some peole.

He is allergic to all breast milk.
Only man milk can satisfy him.

Prepare for heartwrenching scenes, high stakes drama, and a fat motherfucker in need of gibs. Prepare for a distilled stereotype at it's finest.

But don't worry guiz, heart gud, lung gud *death gurgles*, beepee gud *flatlines for a second*

It's actually amazing to see him craving validation in real time.

Methanol poisoning arc?

The lips say "I am trying to mimic a hu-man smile" while the eyes say "I will murder you and wear your skin".

That bitch is a full thanksgiving dinner, not a snack.

I'm baffled at how some fellow Kiwis ever managed to make it through any of his books. He writes like a mentally-stunted teenager entering his edgy phase.

 

[Pissmaster]

Ok what did y'all think of TND? I was quite entertained despite it being obviously ridiculous. It's hard to "rate" because it's so unlike most other things, but I would say it's an 8/10 ...it created its own reality and succeeded on its own terms

I didn't defend any pedos. I said if I was a 13 or 14 year old I would fuck a 22yr old girl.

I was literally banned for being a straight white male.

 

[eatler]

I never said I wanted to fuck my own family.

When you watch a horror movie and you see some really gory shit do you think it's real? If you play a video game do you literally think you are the main character?

Can you not distinguish reality from fiction?

No one watches porn for the story dude. Get a fucking a clue and stop being a faggot. LOL