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[Spud]

Troon rape might be a great deterrence to stop women committing crimes.

 

[Tablet County]

Nick Rekeita, jew nose,
Cucked and everybody knows,
Wife fucks a black guy,
Ceiling cats are in the sky!

No matter how hard you try you're not gonna top how the Fall Out Boy version of the song rhymes George Floyd with Metroid

Two homeless men fight over a can of paint at the end of time.

 

[BirdUp]

A sociologist has called 2016 "a bad time to be a professional clown".

 

[Gentlebastard]

I ain't counting on any soy boy brake cables. I'll just crash into a school bus if I want to stop like a real man.

this article is nearly flawless bait. respect to the disgusting bug person who gestated this monster in their esophagus before it burst through their thorax and skittered onto our screens. I admire its purity.

Damn, it only costs 131 bucks (approximately 3.40 USD) to whale on a kid with a bike? Do i have to be riding it or can I just pick it up and clobber the little shit? I've been 'OK boomer'd' for the last time...

We know just how packed his schedule is with all the Blue's Clues and drooling he has to do so they should be thankful that he bothered to "organize" this fund raiser for them.

He has more than half a million subscribers but he can't raise a SINGLE DOLLAR? Even Stefan Molyneux is less pathetic.

We'll know it's a gang stalking thing once she starts talking about seeing certain colour vehicles around.

Good thing she hasn't noticed that all Kiwi Farmers drive white Subarus; we might really be in trouble then, folx!

The funniest part is that I checked the post history and theres a 99% chance this isn't a troll commenter

Remember, this is the dude who will spoon feed you your own teeth. He has a spoon in his pocket at all times to do that.

GUYS! GUYS! I just had a coworker come out as a fully formed terf to me! she appeared to be the prototypical sjw millennial, I had her pegged as someone I quite liked but needed to be careful around because she seems so sjw (she is polyamorous) but she is a full, down low terf-baby. I am so proud.

Unions actually pushing for their workers to actually do their jobs? What is this, opposite day?

Racist stereotypes win again

There's really no way to reply to that logic save to say that everyone claiming that should be exiled into the nearest volcano.

*trying to type, but body and soul are fighting whether I hate Pakis or Poos worse, can't decide*

Psst, don't talk about the German sex boomer bubble within earshot of the uninitiated.

The response to this should be to let the people shit post.

I don't know that you could convince Indians to stop shitting in the street in a century, even if you mass bred their natural predator, the Glorious Bengal Tiger, to hunt them down in the streets.

I like rape and abuse:
Rape and abuse are my kinks:

Imitation crab meat is tasty and will not kill you or give your children lifelong disabilities. Trannies are not the same.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Joshua “Dreamsmasher” Moon.

You can't be trusted with electronic filings because you're a goofy nigger.

Oiled, and for the Long Haul™

 

[Gingervitis]

If someone saves the Earth from literal destruction then they can creep on a 16 year old all they want

 

[Rotollo 2]

Your first problem was going to a Discord server. Discord is fine, it's servers are not.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Normal people are a small minority in Anime.

god bless the internet (sometimes....)

Maybe her shaman told her to stop being retarded on the internet?

 

[Tablet County]

Unwanted babies should be given crack, be bought for crack, and put into an arena like Saint Cartman intended.

The Turks have had more success denying genocide than these autists. The Turks.

"You know what would REALLY pwnz0r the libs? If you pay your taxes LOL, imagine their faces if they had more money and made better quality state propaganda."

 

[frozen_runner]

If my AI hooks me up with a fat chick, I will summon the ghost of Terry Davis to haunt its deep logic.

Name one straight British man.

Hey folx! Remember when we made Dr. Who a woman and you all hated it? Well now he's a literal niggerfaggot!

I run cyclists over with my car. I back over their skulls.

Expecting women to adhere to contractual obligations is genocide.

Here's some tough love. Don't be such a faggot.

You are too autistic for AnN and that is saying something.

 

[BirdUp]

My girlfriend makes me wear suspenders and a helicopter hat while holding a giant lollipop

@Devious Dave

 

[Rotollo 2]

prostate "orgasm" is a myth made up by faggots to cope with their lust for cock

 

[CansOfCant]

I am reminded that one of Ms. Swift's first hits was about a "letter that you never read." Let's try to avoid a situation in which you never read our pleadings, and get this fixed.

 

[Positron]

 

[Rotollo 2]

They're obsessed with your children, because they'll never have their own.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Quality state propoganda from Dr. Who

 

[Tablet County]

im sorry but the holocaust just didnt happen. jews are not real

if the suicide hotline was just a link to the Pat thread I think the statistics would be halved within days.

as far as incest in visual novels go, that one is probably the most "tasteful" and "nuanced" in regards to the topic.

Vaporwave is just synthwave, but for people who are too unbearably gay to unironically enjoy anything.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Way to make it sound like your 'husband' impregnated your cat, retard.

The insurance carrier could not find an ICD-9 code for "perfomative testicle removal."

Who's out here fucking the tards? It's not the female tards so what gives?

Not all trans people are bad. Some are racist!

 

[Sheogorath]

All I’m saying is, there’s a good reason why cult deprogrammers don’t open with “That’s retarded and you’re a retard for believing it.”

 

[Tablet County]

There are some times where I look to the sky and I ask God, 'why? why give us the ability to retain knowledge?'

Didn't expect to learn today that the cure to depression is to literally eat shit.

Eat Shit and.... live?

So her boyfriend's asshole is depressed?