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[Kalsarikännit]

Hell I even tried to offer unbaptism to him to free himself from the cult of sky daddy.

Yeahhhh…apparently he is too brainwashed in his cultist ways of christianity and refused to see that satan/Lucifer was actually a chill dude.

@JustaBatto95

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

Your honor, my client, the SS Nicholas Rakeita, is a private vessel not for hire, travelling the high seas of middle America, and therefore this court has no jurisdiction over the case.

jack "dildo my ass on camera and write articles about how my wife fucks other men" murphy?

EDIT: I tried attaching the file to this post, but for some reason it didn't work. I apologize for my technical incompetence.

Have these spaghettios, I'm gonna go bang your mom.

Considering how hard it is to keep this site up and running because of the troons, if Null was even a quarter as coked out and dysfunctional as Nick, KF would be dead and you wouldn't even be able to mock him properly.

Wil Wheaton's sloppy seconds, no thank you.

Is this something I dreamed up or am I retarded?

How on earth can you get anywhere near an erection with Wesley’s shiteating grin popping up every few minutes.

Hillary Clinton-level conspiracies to take down Nick Rekieta, powerful man, lol

Rush Limbaugh or RDJ didn't abuse children during his pill addiction, Joe.

But how can he be suicidal when he hasn't even started transitioning yet?

Would you ever imagine we would reach the point where Jack Murphy seems somehow less of a degenerate? The entire Right Wing Man-o-sphere is naught but closeted degenerate perverts. All of them.

Once they are done with their criminal cases, they are in for the wonderful purgatory that is family court system.

You don't hate lolberts enough.
You think you do, but you don't.

I can't fap to this.

I'm trying, here. How can I hate them more completely?

April is a dead eyes casino hustler

We know Hunter has a huge cock and it actually works, unlike Balldo

Please feel free to call me a nigger and a faggot if this was brought up before in here. As it's known, this thread moves THAT fucking fast.

Retarded asshole, right place/right time.

Farms>Kino Casino>Lawtube>Supreme Court pipeline established.

Only 50 hours a week? Fucking pussy, when I was in my heyday I did 50 hours a shift.

She is dumb retarded, I am instead Kiwi Retarded (good)

One of my biggest mistakes was looking into how the Balldo works, and what people call "ballgasms."

While I play catch up on the last eleventybillion pages, can someone explain the snow angel thing?

Aaron said he and Kayla ran outside to make snow angels after fucking, at some point. Addendum to that story, April walked in on them after to request dick pills for Nick.

not signing a non-canon image of Full Metal getting dicked up the ass by the Fuhrer was apparently super problematic

Prison is the ultimate Balldo and a free detox clinic. There are also no ceiling cats.

"Wake the fuck up, Jack, we have a balldo to burn!"

All Vic has to do is say "I'm disappointed in him and I hope he gets the help he needs" and Nick's going to take it as a knife to the heart.

Next thing he should wear that hat for is eating a fucking salad.

how does a law man family man religious man from a small town in Minnesota gets access to cocaine?

Nick: King of Cucks
Ron Soye: CUCK
Aaron: Mammoth cuck
Ty Beard: CUCKED HIMSELF
Kurt: Perfect Gentleman CUCK
Legal Mindset: Lord of Cucks

It's like it's a fucking MONOLITH OF CUCKS! They're ALL CUCKS!

Vic is just a well meaning but horny Mediterranean man. His kind built empires.

Aw fuck we're back on butter talk.

Lawtube are a very ethical buncha fellas, and I wish them all a million unconstitutional warrants.

Aaron is a fucking pussy. He got cucked by NICK REKIETA. He literally got CUCKED by NICK.

And before you get on my ass for my join date, I actually joined in 2018 and lost my account due to my own stupidity. Cease your faggotry.

Sacred cows make for the tastiest burgers.

"I just can't explain the differences between Nick and Hunter Biden. It should be obvious. I just can't explain the difference though"

it's not about finding a YouTuber that aligns with my beliefs, it's about having an e-daddy

He crashed into the mountain, got out of wreck, and is now trying to dig to China.

Rackets is blacker than Drex and Bibble combined

the Church should use religion as a cudgel to brutalize degenerates back in line with conservative societal norms.

“YUH HAWNUH, I PLEAD NOLO CONTENDO! NOW LEMME GET A SIP OF YER VAGINA LIQUOR THERE, BISH!”

EVS: "We don't know what that powder was on his nose. I didn't see anything... It could have been powdered donuts for all we know!"
CAMELOT: "Yeah but Dunkin Donuts doesn't make you lose 60lbs buddy."

no one, anywhere, has ever gotten bruised by a limp dick

 

[Potato Burrito]

No more worrying about my dick falling out of a harness and hitting my foot or the harness smelling like ass.

 

[JustSomeDong]

If you post nudes we will believe you and respect your pronouns and apologize for being mean. I pinky swear.

 

[Drip Torch]

My name is Amanda and I’m quite literally clearly a female and a woman

 

[Guest123]

I DO NOT HAVE STUBBLE AND I AM NOT A MEXICAN!!! I FUCKIN HATE MEXICANS

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

The blackest possible gorilla ape nigger NO ALPHABET not even numerals banana munching porch dwelling jiggaboo put out a subsequent video in which they (don't want to assume gender because it might offend) correctly point out that HoloLive EN Amelia Watson's facedoxxx is just up on youtube for everyone to see.

 

[Tablet County]

The Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings turned Japanese people into pudding for the consumption of Dr. Phil.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If I wanted to deal with fat autists, well, I'm already on the Farms.

Not a female, just a faggot.

>tfw no big tiddy retard gf
Why even live?

RIP Jack Scalfani who died during the FDAs raid of his house, forever known as TACO Siege.

there does come a point where all the old fat faggot (with bitch tits) jokes and nikkki getting pooted into by the urban demographic quips and my light hearted sexual assault fantasies about me buttfucking him into the asphalt and other such tomfoolery stops being enjoyable because you remember just how much of a pathetic and despicable sack of shit he is as a person

I have yet to meet a single person who plays Stellaris who isn't a diagnosed autist

Guilty as charged. It's a top tier sperg game.

Powerword: Sir

 

[vomitusdeux]

His whole vibe is someone who uses the Bechdel test to grade snuff films.

Is it so bad I wanted to help him lose weight and not be such an idiot? Hell I even tried to offer unbaptism to him to free himself from the cult of sky daddy.

"jealous satanic troon shits up deathfat thread" wasn't what I had in mind for this fine Memorial Day, but it's a good distraction while I wait for the BBQ.

and no i'm not willing to accept "he gives me the ick so he must have the girl dick" you people smell cock everywhere

Ma'am the reason you cannot get a goth lesbian GF is because you have a penis.

Who the fuck cares that I’m mtf and hate ftms? Also that stupid brony video is irrelevant. Also that’s not my twitter and I don’t “skinwalk”.
I dunno why you guys are going after me. This is a hatin on fatty thread, not bout me.

I’m here to see which stinkditch goes wrong first, his or his house’s.

"we also like roman noodles and female dragons who stand up to go pee in the toilet if you know Dragonia you know" is not a sentence I could ever have imagined.

I don't recall meeting a single tranny in the Deus Ex fanbase

Prime Video and Mating Press

How the fuck do you get manipulated by a man with autism and cerebal palsy? AND AIDS?

At this point I'm convinced every apartment in Ukraine is housing at least one person with a swastika tattoo.

Y'all gonna make that behemoth chimp out, and she's going to destroy her computer desk. Not that it isn't totally fucked already...

Ability to say nigger has a trickle down effect on freedom.

Abused animals, coom caked in shit that has been cooking inside diaper in 30 Celsius heat, tears, sweat and cope.

Progress Report: I'm still better than you for not being into incest.

These no good dirty journos are forcing me to commit major thought crimes...

You sure we're talking about Jesus, not Gork and Mork?

Guys I promise your penis is fine the way it is

he should speedrun it while refusing to clean his yellow-stained bedsheets, for old time's sake

Women of Calories.

The internet is phasing jpg out with the superior webp. This means digital black people are going to look more black now?

If demons are real, Magichan is probably a realistic being too.

It infuriates the cubfur that the ragebait backfired

What would Null do with the Medallion? I think the demon would be kind to Josh and punish him by becoming a gym rat, taking TREN, and fucking fat chicks.

Virgie is a natal woman who was just born that ugly you could call it a tragedy and it would be an understatement.

But I want to give him 2 to 3 more retarded brothers as I bust into the Adam's Momussy

let’s inject a violent mental patient with testosterone

At least it's Japanese woman sweat so it'll smell like a sakura blossom versus a western woman that will smell like birth control and hot chips. Still gross, though.

Armpitfaggots, this is your mindset

At least make it something erotic, not feet and armpits like some kind of retard.

Even the most unfunny Garfield is better than DAE GOD SMOKES WEED LMAO 420BLAZEIT X333333333

We did it lads! A round of vagina liquor for everyone!

Did this retard get his law degree from a Crackerjack box? Did he buy it from a diploma mill?

So then, what about a tail plug?

If you don't know what that is, good.

Looks like a redheaded 12 year old redneck bully from some kid's movie.

I need to know more about his washin machine fetish. How do you even develop such a fetish? How does he relieve the horny?

Nigga, you firebombed 90% of the country in one night. Riceballs with sweat is tame in comparison.

I say nigger online.
Im somewhat of a cybercriminal myself.

 

[Asian tech support]

Imagine being completely undone by reading "anime sucks... cope and sneed" repeatedly. Like saying "beetlejuice" three times.

 

[Meat Target]

All's I know is, you ain't getting me to take my shoes off and squat on the rubber floor of no Deathcocoon even if there is a bus full of orphans trapped at the bottom of the sea floor ah hell naw fuck you rich niggas.

 

[Tablet County]

There isn't a "machine gun ban". There is a requirement that you not be a broke nigger and that you get a Federal Firearms License.

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A BALLDO

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

You better start believing in Happenings. You're in one.

Fellers we've seen Dear John and gosh dern it's time for John Deere, hooooooooweeee we gon reap us a harvest of them law folks.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

We did it guys! KF is the MLK Jr Blvd. of the Internet!

 

[doodoocaca]

(Who knows, if these pooners get old, maybe they'll find social justice lectures comforting.)

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Rekieta making fun of null for being a feeder while his kids are starving is pretty kino

 

[Gog & Magog]

While i rate all albanians below human i rate macedonians the lowest. Fucking albos who pretend to be greek, when greeks are already turks, desperately pretending to be italians.

There's simply no good reason for anyone to be Albanian nowadays.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

How one even begins to un-fuck this situation in general would be almost incomprehensibly daunting.

this has only happened so far to people who put on ILLEGITIMATE sonichu medallions
now what does that tell us

I would open up bottles of cleaning products and mix them in a bowl together for the lols.

Prerequisite of becoming a Kiwi Farms user is being a little piece of shit menace when you were a child.

I think I may need to take a break from Nick for a little, I’m actually starting to get triggered and I didn’t even know that was real thing.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

God bless our US soldiers who fought so that pedophile Satanists could erect statues of Baphomet in our state capitols and so that gays could force our embassies to fly sodomy-supporting flags .

 

[GunCar Gary]

ALL YOU AND THIS WEBSITE ARE IS BULLIES