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[CallmeCicada]

Emily is even more retarded than her brother who is legally too retarded to know that it's wrong to pose as a gay prostitute and choke a man to death while he's blowing you.

 

[BirdUp]

this script uploads dolphin porn to your main drive

 

[Pedophobe]

See where we're at now? Even the stupidest shit imaginable seems at least halfway plausible.

Just because THEY believe it doesn't mean the rest of us have to entertain that nonsense.

This man should not be allowed near children, animals, or the internet.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

You genuinely exude the amount of Autism required to operate a whole fucking floor in Monsters Inc, if they took Spazfits from fatasses who sweat over randoms on a thread that make fun of this behavior.

You have better chances at going to Art School and getting kicked out to becoming the next Hitler than ever convincing anyone with a Brain IQ higher then 2 that you're innocent.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You can murder the nerd in deltarune and that's pretty fucking based and anti-troon imo

 

[Dr. Butt]

School shooters are massive faggots but maybe they'd be less likely to shoot up schools if the school system wasn't so shit.

 

[supremeautismo]

“My butthole got fingered so I must arson” is really quite a science.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The fact life found a way to birth such a strange individual is simply incredible when you think about it.

Two years from now, finding out that he somehow won the lottery and opened a brothel or got in trouble with the russian mafia and living in the Vegas tunnels would be equally hilarious.

This may be the dumbest thing I've ever read, and last week I read an opinion piece about how punctuation should be abolished.

Patrick's political position can be summed up using 14 words:

" Other people must ensure the existence of Patrick and prison enjoyment for stalker children. "

In clinical terms: he is a fat faggot with bitch tits and a faucet dick.

He never gives up on anything. Well, other than anything related to self-improvement.

This guy taking a bunch of useless pills that won't kill him so that he can guilt trip everyone is the closest a tranny has ever gotten to mentally passing.

Nothing makes me feel more like an old man yelling at etc etc than the poor standard of written English these days. I feel like I can take a good stab at the age of a poster purely by whether they capitalise the start of their sentences.

I challenge anyone to modify this to make it MORE self-centered. I don’t think it can be done

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

clearly, much of you aren't very smart

 

[A Grey Cat]

I wonder if it'll be like the Star Wars prequels where because it's his money/company and therefore nobody can tell him no, it'll end up fucking retarded.

I used to be a full Charles Xavier and believed in peaceful coexistence. Now I'm a full blown Robert Kelly....look it up.

 

[BirdUp]

I got a whole septic tank full of "Lost Media".

 

[indomitable snowman]

from this article: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nypds-...exual-favors-in-exchange-for-overtime.207425/
NYPD Chief of Department Jeffrey Maddrey

I’m still a n—-r and you look good.”

or uncensored

I’m still a nigger and you look good.”

full quote

“He said he dreamed about f–king me in my a–,” Epps alleged. “I said, ‘But Chief, you’re the Chief of Department.’ He rubbed his chest. . . . His work pants were open. He was like but ‘I’m still a n—-r and you look good.”

NYPDs Lt. Quathisha Epps

“He was always asking me to kiss his penis.”

 

[Talibama]

bluesky has hastened our retreat from the warm embrace of God's light.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I am the nigger's nigger, the niggerest nigger to ever nigger, the omninigger, the nigger of all niggers.

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

Flick in solitude, femcel. Cock status: DENIED

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Like fish in the sea, there's always more cows in the pasture.

 

[Dr. Butt]

There are easier ways to have a rape on your conscience.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Well, if a random stranger on the Internet says so, who am I to question it?

 

[GunCar Gary]

“I’m going to f**k my son tonight. Stand by,”

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

i just love the antichrist and drinking my corn syrup so much

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