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[30+GameOvers]

@All becomes gunt's name is highly prophetic. Every lolcow of the Sektur eventually becomes Ethan Ralph .

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

You ever had the pee mucus thing happen when shitting?

 

[30+GameOvers]

It’s like being born into a clan of vampires, but instead of blood and superpowers, they need obesity and retardation.

 

[Dr. Butt]

if I was an oil baron and saw her on a yacht I'd find somebody else to piss on who won't burn through my money and badmouth my tycoon friends right after. She'd probably upset the other hookers too.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Maybe if he stopped yelling into his iPhone like a pissed off mongoloid it would recognize what he is saying.

"SIRI, show *AHEM* me a pict*snort*ure of *wheeze* beetza with *cough* proni"
"here's a picture of beets and pierogi"
"this voice texting is horrible"

“Let’s” — nigga there’s no “us” here.

When Chris-Chan fucked his mom, my grown up normie daughter called me from across the country to ask me if I'd heard about it.

Never thought of “buddy” as a subtle way to insult a troon.

Thanks for the tip!

I would be mad for being called a bigot, not because it isn't true, but because it's not true enough.

The speed at which these civilians are adapting to patposting should terrify me and yet I am so fucking happy

Him taking a picture of an empty room with a song called "Friends" is very on point.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Imagine being Kayla in bed, trying to sleep or fuck your husband, and all you can hear is clips of Aaron and Melton alogging eachother.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

If he says Chicago "pizza" is better than NY pizza I will become a sede.

This is honestly one of the best posts I've ever read on the website.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Saying Norm is not funny eventually leads to your patio furniture disappearing and getting dunked on by Rachel Dolezal, this has been noted and a warning has been posted

 

[neger psykolog]

You need to worry less about the mods and start worrying about your meds.

 

[Dr. Butt]

pick a high end?

love the cats. Love almost all you said.

do the cats !

I’d rather have tits you could bounce a Buick Roadmaster off of than a facelift.

 

[Justice Tony]

Your lack of understanding is the perfect response. You are the definition of cattle. Get in the burger.

He may be a faggot but this is comedy gold.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

you must become the raped in order to wield the weapon of the rapist

 

[JustSomeDong]

Him taking a picture of an empty room with a song called "Friends" is very on point.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

At this rate I'll be Jewish before Christmas.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Would you happen to live in or originate from a third world country?

It is "You're".
Language skills: English Second Language.

You are not hired.

Fuck you nigger boat shoes are comfy and perfect for the lazy cunt like myself.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you give an ape a nailgun and it winds up shooting you in the dick with it, nobody is going to blame the ape.

Becky is as mendacious as she is fat.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I'm not brown enough to break the law.

Great we are all gonna die in a nuclear hell fire because street-shitters can't keep it together.

muslims love standing around filming explosions muttering allahu ackbar instead of taking cover

I looked on tripadvisor and it said there’s a cock treatment clinic on every corner.

I thought it was obvious that the king billy stuff was tongue-in-cheek, the guy looks like a drowned chihuahua and is a fag.

I wonder if the phone number perk is gender restricted or not?

Never let it be said that Bill Gates doesn't love children. He was a regular on Epstein Island.

I saw this on /pol/ so its been 100% fact checked by real american patriots™

Ah yes. Anybody who doesn't want to see your grizzled undercarriage is a child.

Sound reasoning.

>go to watanserb.com
>see Arabic
>do I want to translate to English?
>no

.???? is time up ? I don't know your timezone -.- but they are micropeening me again x.x

At least I know My friends want me because of my personality and NOT my body. :"|

Starving africans could have eaten those chrome books ... smh

Some kids just need to get hit

The thinkpad rapes the chromebook when it crashes.

if SONIC himself can't make this shit work
what makes you think your bitch ass could?

 

[CaddestSlown]

israel and US are currently bombing the houthi like john bombs his investments

Height matters not when she can pop your skull with her thighs.

Drink the raw tard cum, faggot. It's delicious.

This thread deserves a better class of retard tbh

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So stop picking on my body ! I aint paying the 7k to get my body fixed ALL BECAUSE A COUPLE OF MORONIC TROLLS CAN'T ACCEPT THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE OBVIOUS MEDICAL ISSUES OR THAT THEY ARE A PLUS SIZE GENETIC TRAIT ISSUE.

AND Y'ALL WONDER WHY I AINT YOUR FRIEND OR ANY ONE FROM SECONDLIFE THAT IS NOT ON MY DISCORD.
FUCK OFF.

I GIVE UP ON YOU ALL YOUR HOPELESS and THIS IS NOT a win, this is me explaining YOU ARE UTTERLY STUPID. You do NOT deserve to see me as your entertainment monkey and you are WORTHLESS to me.

Continuing to bully someone else who you think deserves it due to bullying, is NEVER the answer when you feel they've been bullied.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Free my nigga Toji

That's when I discovered I should be playing with trains.