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[3rdAccountFuckEmail.com]

"I'm about to crap all over Microsoft like they're the nicest street in existence" - mutahar/pootahar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OeZWfeCCw4 0:10

 

[Oliver Onions]

This case is fully on track to be heard by the Imperium of Man 20,000 years from now.

 

[Crex Crex]

Yes, this 30 year old man, instead of just ignoring Punk and moving on, stated that he hopes a fucking 14 year old gets raped to death in prison over Genshin Impact, Genshin fucking Impact!

Penis theft panic in Africa reveals Russian propaganda campaign against France

"Your penis disappears after a handshake" — this startling claim spread across the Central African Republic in 2024, causing riots and forcing government denials

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

his dick is now fully stuck in the beehive

 

[Wodanaz]

plus the asking about japanese dickgirls to his own dad is not a big of deal,

 

[Gentlebastard]

Who buys gold and silver and doesn't just keep it in a pirate treasure chest like god intended?

Jack was born 200 years late and 6000 miles off course to achieve his inborn destiny of being the loudest and most unsuccessful stallholder in the Marrakesh bazaar.

"I'm an aroace lesbian"

This person is, at the very least, 300 pounds.

Crows are borderline tool users. They will use sticks to get things they cannot otherwise reach. And have remarkable problem solving skills.

They would knife Shitlips within a week and blame it on Hobos.

I don't watch him for his politics, because that shit's dime a dozen, but I do like the snippets since it just highlights how unlikeable he actually is.

 

[Ass to Ass]

First they came for the lolicons, and I said make sure you get all of them.

 

[CaddestSlown]

The nigger doesn't control the global economy and have the power to turn the Earth into a fireball.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The entire article is cancelled, it misgendered the bee.

 

[Abella]

God I wish we had roaming gangs of violent child trannies to rape this faggot right now

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"*starts undressing out of my beaver suit*" - @Cheesy Beavy

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You forgot the best part
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theyre not crazy pills they are psychological cockblockers

 

[Ookoo Squad]

My goodness, he looks almost exactly like a troon from Venezuela who wanted to sleep with me.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

those kids came outta the womb with a thousand-yard stare and PTSD

"I was there... Lily Allen's womb, summer of '14. We lost a lotta good fetuses on that one. When I got out they gave me a free nappie and a World's Cutest Baby award, but I never put 'em on. Part of me knows I should've died there too... Hamburger Hole, they called it."

 

[Randomrando]

"Your penis disappears after a handshake"

 

[SITHRAK!]

The universe seeks balance. For Trump to be winning this much it requires that someone else must be losing just as badly. I believe that person is @Fatpacks.

 

[Thé au lait]

I'm sorry for the number this time but they're all gold

moot question. the fuck would anisa be doing in heaven?

I can respect this. Godspeed, retard.

I know monterey jack shit about cheese

WHAT IS THIS? ICE CREAM FOR ANTS?

wealthy pedophile jews run the world and if i take molly and vodka saba has the same colour palette as the flag of Israel therefore she does it for the mega jewbux

if i get threadbanned for this i understand

I was banned for discussing Jewish space lasers in the Israel thread. For the record, the attempt to silence me only furthered my conviction.

 

[JayseeDenton]

Everyone is a blut-und-boden nationalist when it comes to the ethnic groups they actually care about.

 

[stupid frog]

I bet she has a punch card where it's get five abortions, and the sixth one is free.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Isn't it obvious? You mummify them, put them in a jar and sell them to pooners on the internet.

Some people have the best jobs and I wish I was part of an intelligence agencies "make black people believe retarded shit" corps
hmu cia you know how

They went from election fraud to penis theft

Holy shit Russia isn't fucking around anymore

And if you catch the penis-thieving Frenchman, how do you make him reattach it?

As long as you don't shake hands before the fight, you should be fine.

>be me
>French man
>be born without a penis, just as every French man does
>visit African country, to steal a penis for myself
>steal a penis from a guy walking near the russian embassy
>win.jpg
>run to the airport to flee the lands
>meanwhioe, a local shaman goes Abutalabashuneba
>the penis I stole grows wings and flies away
>sacreblue.fr
It's no fair bros, people notice when I use a baguette as a packer

Nice try Frenchman but I already knew about the French dick thieves. You can’t blame the Russians for your crimes.