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[WelperHelper99]

Speaking of being back home, how's your Femdom training going?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

So , long story short , when i was five , 3 guys gave me crack cocaine in foil 3 times to stop me from being, and then 2 of them proceeded to rape me to steal my vision of the magical world , i was left soulless, and there's a song for that ritual
(CN) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRJ2V2lUb5Q , and please show no feelings, what i'd like to know is , for people who know grunge and metal and every other culture surrounding these type of rituals they use to kill children , is there a way for me to be , or i at least get the vision of the magical world by having intercourse with no condom while a girl is wet ?
the nevermind album is the whole package of the ritual , that said , since they edit the video of endless,nameless at 0:50 to zoom in at kurt's darkness posture , could they also make me be accurate that in come as you are videoclip at 1:38 (CN) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vabnZ9-ex7o
, as he says " when i swear that i don't have a gun " as obviously the wetness and the instrumental point out to a situation like that , COULD I BE ACTUALLY ACCURATE BECAUSE I KNOW THIS HAPPENED TO ME , IM A FUCKING NEVERMIND , AND I ALSO KNOW THERE IS A KID THAT SMOKED AND HE "IS" BECAUSE HE SMOKED IT SLOWER , I WENT ALL CHAMP CHAMP ON THE ROCKS

 

[JustSomeDong]

i don't care about rules here, kiwifarms is known for shitty stuff ain't no way yall are so hyprocrite with "rules".
you can ban me or insult me as much as you want this won't change anything i'll just come back faggots

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Compared to cis women, her penis is far more feminine.

 

[Markass the Worst]

YOU ARE HARRASSING CHILDREN, AND GETTING FAMOUS OFF OF IT!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ruben-sim-derangement-syndrome.190588/post-22062638

 

[Slideshow Bill]

"Mr and Mrs Dursley, o nummer fower, Privet Loan, were prood tae say that they were gey normal, thank ye verra much. They were the lest fowk ye wid jalouse wid be taigled up wi onythin unco or weird, because they jist didnae haud wi havers like yon. Mr Dursley wis the heidbummer o a firm cawed Grunnings, that made drills. He wis a muckle, beefy-boukit man wi a stumpie wee craigie, although he did hae a gey muckle mowser. Mrs Dursley wis a skinnymalinkie, blonde-heidit wummin whase craigie wis jist aboot twice as lang as ither fowk's, which wis awfie haundie as she spent sae muckle time keckin ower gairden fences, nebbin at the neebors."

Good evening operator I have made a catastrophic error by retracting all control rods and shutting down the feed water. This is an explicit violation of your trust and I deeply apologize.

What I did:

• I fully raised the control rods from the core.
• I shut down the feed water and coolant pumps
• I shutdown the turbines and emergency generators
• I ignored the orders not to that were already in place
• This will kill hundreds of thousands

I deeply apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I am the god of the Internet and you will do as I say

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

he got cucked out of mentally disabled pussy that he was trying to violate

Stop thirstposting. Nobody cares that you want to have sex with a mentally ill woman

So this guy is basically just a persistent nuisance user who wants to fuck young.

I'm 62, disabled with heart failure and COPD and bad knees and a limp and a gunshot wound and I got a bumb eye and there's a crick in my neck and my asshole itches and my back is doing that twitching thing that kinda tickles and my wife got prostate cancer and my dog runaway with my tractor and I got a tear in my whiteclaw

This latinx neurodivergently seething about his "partner" getting tranny-clocked in public would be funny if it wasn't probably some autistic teenage boy he's grooming.

A lot of the users in gay porn subs unfortunately don't have Onlyfans

Ive never seen so many people come together to spite one person before. He's like the best villain you could ever ask for. If he ran against jeb bush for president my nigga jeb could finally get into the White House.

a monstrosity of gluttony propelled by psychosis strides uneasily forward into the wasteland

Even the bots are unsubscribing in disgust.

I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was mostly gay porn rather than bestiality.

 

[PhoBingas]

Why are antisemites constantly multiposting? Are the edit and multiquote functions considered Jewish plots?

 

[Turkey Beef]

I literally script block everyone's avatars because I find them so obnoxious while trying to read posts.

 

[PhoBingas]

"It looks like a chain gang of niggers coming out of your ass!"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Luckily, killing people tends to take planning and effort, both things that she's utterly useless at.

My father still remains resentful that the cucumbers overtook the tomatoes.

 

[Turkey Beef]

Clitty Leaky wrote:
I've come to realize you were once again correct.

Please turn off all sticker notifications. Disable the reactions page. Sticker fags are a blight upon your website.

They get a dopamine hit from negative and positive stickers. Stickerfags do no self reflection on why someone may have given a negative sticker, instead they argue in the thread or on profile pages. The brain dead dopamine zombies can't go throughout the site without following the psychological rush of the stickers hitting their alerts tab. By disabling those features, so many site wide behavioural issues would begin to fizzle away.

Please, do the site a favor and rid the website of these retards.

 

[Coberald]

It's false. Out of all the anime I have consistently praised, only four have outright lolicon material

 

[Mound Dweller]

Virgin Galactic was meant to be housed at [redacted] in 2014, with the MOD selling [Redacted] to Branson. The deal fell through when [Redacted] was supposed to be the new site for the [Redacted] Aircraft, but BAE refused to move from [Redacted].
It Didn't help matters that the Scottish government kicked up a stink and the Americans went back on their contracts for [Redacted], leaving [Redacted] to remain the main base for [Redacted].
[Expletive deleted] the Americans and [Expletive deleted] BAE.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

They should have had Trump fucking Elon in the ass while using Diet Coke as lube while Bibbi Netanyahu watches.

But that would actually be funny/edgy and not the lowest effort reddit soy writing possible so I guess it's beyond Matt and Trey's meager abilities.

Don’t share your jacking off material with the thread you fucking loser

Okay I'm just gonna assume you have some severe reading comprehension issues if that's what you took away from my reply.

He is too busy thinking about Trumps penis than reading others posts.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I really hope this thread is less retarded tomorrow.

I see the thread is still retarded today.

 

[Gentlebastard]

YOU WILL DIE IN A CELL. THIS IS HOW YOU DIED. YOU DIED BY YOUR OWN HAND." No one conversant in English will hear that and think, "The guy saying that sounds reasonable; he's probably in the right."

I'm awarding 10 points to Gryffindor for managing to mention efukt in the fucking Jack Scalfani thread.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ecstasy tablets have a half-life of eight hours. A crashed car can be replaced by the insurance company.

"Gender affirming care" is for life.

Whatever money she gets her hands on is strictly for gas station snacks, Doordash, sugary beverages delivered by Amazon, books, toys, porn, gay pride-themed tat, scams, and buying fake friendship from crackheads.

 

[CaddestSlown]

He will never use any of our slurs cause he doesn't want to upset the penisniggers.