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[Army Burger]

There’s plenty of black people living in well-off suburbs. Just not niggers.

Is one of her new year's resolutions to actually develop an ass?

 

[TV's Adam West]

I would of loved to have a cemetery next to my local playground as a kid.

If you need an internet test to figure out if you like cock or pussy, that's pretty exceptional.

Learn to multi-quote. Please don't double, triple, and quadruple post.

Shame on Null for harboring a forum of pedophiles.

I remember he slapped himself while saying "you're a dirty whore"

 

[Floop]

I love Andrew Dobson. I want to impregnate him.

I had nothing stuck in my rectum this year tbh.

This one time I got so constipated that I had this single super dry monster turd get stuck on its way out. It was so bad that I was sure that it would qualify for its own classification level on the venerable Bristol Stool Scale. It was at least an inch and a half turtling out and hanging down into the bowl, the rest just dildo-ing back up into my butthole.

It's not even good body mutilation. If he had a character with a gun leg that'd be cool, but nope he's gotta be edgy.

null come fuck me with your giant jew penis

This is the gayest shit i’ve ever seen, and i’ve seen some really gay shit

 

[Army Burger]

How can I be transphobic when I jerk off to Daisy Taylor.

WTF, do they belong to the same fat without ass club?

If he's a tranny then why does his avatar have a dick?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Part 5 of Wardsfedsmoker:

Herk's day: Dirty cops/ rants/ FBI won;t answer Herk calls:

Spoiler: VIDEOS

'P1010286': Herk makes a speech about taking down dirty cops while some cool music plays in the background.
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'P1010998': Asking a dude if the bathroom is open.
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'P1010858': Says tell me about ??? to a rickshaw driver.
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'P1011013': Herk talking to a dude about another dude who was being threatening.
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'Officer Lapinski here americans is so Dirty your can smell her fish always.': Talking to officer Lapinski. Asks her if they ever tracked (?) down. She says yes but they didn’t find any silver camera on him. Herk says that’s a lie and she points out that the camera he’s filming with is silver. He tells her he has lots of silver cameras and lots of blue ones.
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'P1010679': Filming a cop in a cop car. This guy couldn’t answer any questions. Pretends to shoot the cop.
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'P1011140': Filming a street sign. If your nose is up this high, that’ll be your fucking head tore off.
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'P1011071': Filming the attorney generals office and on hold on the phone for 10 minutes. Herk’s not pleased. Pretends to shoot the building.
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'P1010981': Americans I’m about ready to take a shit right here on the side walk because this guy ain't doing his job.
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Twinkies:

Spoiler: VIDEOS

'THIS IS MORE LIKE IT SHARRON, YOU SUCK!': Twinkie in a bikini smoking.
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'THIS CHICKS ALL CLASS, RED GARDER BOYS TRIED RAPING THIS CHICK MARK ROSSY.': Filming twinkie’s crotch while she dances.
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'Stripper Sharron this is the real deal, she is all class,and shes fun.': There she is Americans the hottest lady in Key West, you’ve seen her, you know her. Filming a twinkie in a bikini. She turns around and shakes her as and Herk loses his mind.
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'This is a good girl, guys treat her right, if you see some Pg wearing a black cowboy hat.': Twinkie shaking her ass for Herk.
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'Shaken': Talking to an older woman. It’s your turn now sweetie, come on shake it up. Woman and her husband walk off.
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'%0's a little Scanked out Sharron from the red garder, Rossy wheres your head at.': Twinkie squeezing her titties for Herk.
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'P1010256': Twinkie playing with her titties and talking dirty to Herk.
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'P1010291': Herk cycles up behind two twinkies and yells something at them which scares the hell out of them.
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'P1010294': Twinkie in a restaurant.
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'P1010295': Singing to himself filming twinkies in a restaurant.
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'P1010910': Says I’m Herk news I’ll make you famous get back here to two twinkies walking by.
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'P1010299': Says Hi to a twinkie very creepily.
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'P1010348': Sings where did our love go at a twinkie walking down the street.
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'P1011368': Listening to an audio recording. Twinkie asks him for a cigarette. Herk asks her to show her titties. She list up her top.
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'P1011360': Yells skanky skanky skanky bitch I hate your fucking guts you nasty bitch at a twinkie walking past him on the street.
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Herk's new office outside Dennys/ Carmen Turner Conspiracy:

Spoiler: VIDEOS

'P1011362': Got his laptop set up on a bollard on the street to up load his videos. Talking about finding someone new to expose.
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'P1011361': Talking about someone dealing crack. Says he doesn’t buy crack only weed.
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'P1011142': Listening to an audio recording, can’t hear what they’re saying.
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'P1011143': Not going to smoke Carmen’s cousin because he likes him. Thinks he was being set up.
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'P1011141': Playing another audio recording. Can hear Herk say he smokes weed on the recording and saying Carmen Turner is the other guys real life cousin.
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'MRS. TURNER OR CARMEN FROM THE FED BUILDING I COULD OF SMOKE YOUR COUSIN ALREADY.': Another audio recording. Sounds like a fight. The pressure technique that the government uses so often I should of killed him. Plays the recording from the last video. Can hear the guy say maybe I was mistaken and Herk saying mistaken for sure mother fucker.
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'P1011369': Audio recording again.
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'P1011367': Drug deals going down all over the place. Listening to an audio recording. Not going to expose Carmen or her cousin because they’re not on his agenda.
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Herk's night: Buskers/ rants/ FBI still won't answer his calls:

Spoiler: VIDEOS

'P1011349': Filming a busker.
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'P1011345': Filming his sign that says Obama is a crackhead loser.
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'P1010414': This is the last time he’s going to try and call the FBI tonight. They’re not answering the phone.
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'P1010415': Let’s go fuck these cops up a little bit.
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'P1010417':Filming people at a bar. Talking about people getting in his face.
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'P1010412': Filming his phone and ranting around a group of people on the street. Americans’s thats the FBI on the line you don’t hear them talking do you kids? No because they’re dirty thots (?) You got that boys? I’m gonna expose this dirty thots (?) with hot pussy everywhere. And they’re gonna see it too FBI you got it. Because this is live bitches.
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'P1010351': Filming a busker tune up his guitar.
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'Americans I’m about ready to take a shit right here on the side walk because this guy ain't doing his job.' Lord Fedsmoker

 

[Army Burger]

Godsped, Droolio, you fucking retard.

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"HANNAH I wear slippers just for my own privacy of my feet"

"TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS AND I'LL EAT PEANUT BUTTER OFF A FUCKIN BATTERY."

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

"HANNAH I wear slippers just for my own privacy of my feet"

The followup scene where he actually did it was good, too.

"Here we go! Eating peanut butter off a battery to entertain people! And for money! Yep! That's where I wanted to be at 43 years old!"

 

[Army Burger]

She's the only recurring fuckable female on the show who doesn't seem dumb as fuck.

This is how Hitler started. By saying it was kind of mean to celebrate horrible things happening to other people. It's just one step from there to killing the Jews.

Hitler is seeming pretty cool, in retrospect.

Chicago sure has a lot of niggers, for a "white supremacist country."

she mad because even a Slaton can get married but not her

Does she have blackheads in the back of her hoof, or does she grow hair on there and shave it?

To think Lowtax once was earning over half a million dollars per year and has mismanaged his wealth so badly he is reduced to eating peanut butter on stream for donations.

She's rehydrating... by exercise purging in a hoodie.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

 

[MediocreMilt]

Fuck your freedom and shove it up your #MAGA ass

 

[Army Burger]

She's still shaped like a goddamned industrial fridge on shifty stilts. She looked like one of those people they keep locked away deep in the backwoods somewhere due to massive inbreeding when she held up that poor bag of frozen florets.

You can’t build an ass in a day!

Don't know why I thought she was a tranny. Disregard that I suck cocks.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I DIDNT FUCKING DO ANYTHING WRONG, UNBAN ME FROM CHAT OR BAN MY ACCOUNT COMPLETLY YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

He got yeeted by a drone while our president ate ice cream.

He went out like a bitch.

Shouldn't Iran be happy we gave him all of those virgins?

 

[Army Burger]

and you fucking nigxers doubted me

 

[MemeGray]

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

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Sounds like someone's got a case of The Mondays.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

 

[Revo]

I forgot about this one.

Most nazis don't admit they are nazis because they are afraid of admitting what they believe.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

"Jooooooosh. Isn't that a cute little girlyboy millennial name? Ooh! Yo, Jooooosh. Huh? And - and - and..."

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'll share a bathroom with you, no fear.

Ya'll jerk off to that shit, i'm certain of it.

I can't believe a thread about some autistic furry and his groomed autistic fat girlfriend has been derailed into how to properly draw assholes.

You put boob posting in the title like it's a bad thing to grace my vision with a pair.

I'd probably enjoy it if I didn't already know the fetish context.