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[Army Burger]

I only ever watch Anna’s hauls for the bellows of raw anger that inevitably follow the realization that Bangladeshi children haven’t yet invented a sewing machine that can make her giant ass disappear.

My fat rolls at this point have more brain power than your tiny penis will ever have.

No he isn't. This bullying site is not the real world.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

lolicon and shotacon is a victim-less crime.

 

[Army Burger]

Kiwifarms is thriving because we diversify our hatred, and include people who want to crusade in that hatred!

and of course they're eating their cucumber boats in bed. should have used that BB&B gift card on replacing their disgusting pilled ass comforter from 1995 instead of splurging on au gratin boats

 

[glossdrop]

Bro I got chat banned again for the second time. This is flat out bullshit. Just can't handle my badass ownage as usual.

Tbh I don't know. I go to Reddit and Discord to pity party over there. And everyone is so nice to me there and just accepts fucking everything I tell them like a bunch of spineless pussies. I don't like that. It's just disgusting to me. I wan't drama, I wan't someone to be an actual human being an argue against me.

So I guess I have some stolkholm battered housewife syndrome here. And I think I might have a humiliation fetish IDK.

It's to the point I can't even control what I type and I wanna just end this shit.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm not a law, but I think sexual assault has been illegal for a while.

 

[Army Burger]

This person does not speak for those that actually identify as attack helicopters.

I contracted rectal cancer and a brain tumor from reading these tweets

They can have a crossover with My 600 Pound Life. My 600 Pound No Cock Life.

and to Shmorky's credit he cleaned himself up, joined the Nazi Party, and began creating the comic Stone Toss which we all love and enjoy

The only ship worth fighting for is TinglexGanondorf.

Chris is clearly just a gay Techpriest.

Imagine bragging about hanging out with Lowtax. That's like posting on Facebook about having dinner with Bernie Madoff and giving him a lazy handjob later.

What a normie, I go to the gym wearing nothing but a butt plug.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

To be fair, they put a "YOU CANNOT LEGALLY ENTER THIS WEBSITE IF YOU'RE ASSOCIATED WITH THE LAW ENFORCEMENT" gif on their website. The cops are just hotshots not playin' by the rules.

 

[Army Burger]

Maybe this the year Game Grumps gets a body count.

Rubbing one out to a fictional klansman is an odd choice for honouring MLKjr.

"This guy hates niggers, so he's probably bad at flying."

What about "explosive severing of the penis" do you not understand?

I hope he doesn't get his own Chris Chan style cult where people show up to conventions with tampons taped to their foreheads and hot wax in hand.

Show us your penis, Pam.

She has the most gorgeous Male pattern baldness.

Fucking a stink ditch is gayer than sucking a dozen dicks.

I apologize for derailing the discussion of an ugly, masochistic pedophile into a debate about the comparative merits of different brands of root beer.

 

[killuminati]

Bryan Dunn is a huge fan of buggery and it is impossible to imagine a single person who sucks more cocks, on a daily basis, swallowing the entire load every time.

I'm just telling the truth.

 

[Army Burger]

Also they hate Jews because they're more anti-Semitic than actual Nazis.

Did they shit in the street before or after the cuddle session?

Fuckable ants, not the bad kind.

Autism is the weapon to surpass Metal Gear. A weapon so powerful and devastating that if any one man were to weaponize and control it, he could plummet countries into civil war, reduce currencies to negative values, acquire infinite chicken tendies, move out of their mothers basement, and get laid.

 

[Spedestrian]

She looks like if you tried to put a butt plug in there, the ass would just start falling apart like soggy bread.

 

[Army Burger]

paw patrol is overrated dog shit

 

[MediocreMilt]

As usual the only joy in my existence is being single. Every time I hear stuff like this I'm glad to be not getting laid.

 

[Army Burger]

Any news about cat piss McStanky?

So you're saying that Nintendo willingly promotes and induces leukemia then.

Chud, cucks, kikes and niggers uniting to stop them? Could happen. But no Irish, you hear me?

Somebody has recorded hours and hours of a semi comatose handicapped japanese girl lying on bed and occasionally pooping herself.

Chat is usually epic

TL;DR: "I fucked myself as a setsy laydee in another dimension, among which. Also, I'm never getting a job."

They will never admit they have sex with men. They're totally straight. That hooker I picked up last night was a woman. She tucked her balls in and everything.

Then they wonder why their baby has congenital syphilis.

This talk is just going to lead to him sitting around naked in his trenchcoat after smearing his lady gel all over his crotch.

ok but are we just gonna not talk about this person's diaper fetish???

i cant wait for the fistula ripping and the emergency trip that will transpire when he finally somehow gets a dick in there...
but he might like that and think its his hymen ripping and that his vagina virginity is gone.

Cat piss can read. How delightful.

Who better to get away with pig rape than the servants assigned to herd the swine?

You want me to say..." oh Harvey, I'll drop the lawsuit, and I'll meet you and your pals and let you gang rape me and tape it."

When he throws up a vid of him choking down his boyfriend's cock, I'll almost start to believe he actually thinks he's female.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

 

[Haramburger]

once you get up past the "drive-bys" in the low reply counts, each additional 10 replies approximately halves the number of respondents. In other words, the half-life of a gnomish acquaintance is about 10 replies.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Schiff is living proof that ventriloquists fuck their dummies.

 

[Army Burger]

Lolcows aren't human?

So in kiwifarms Celebrity Clue, its Harvry in the kitchen bending over to take the loaded baked potato up the ass.

If you're 4 years old and already watching GameGrumps an epilitic seizure can't make you anymore r.etarded or braindead.

He has to actually say nigger though none of this pussy "I'm gonna say the n word but not actually shit"

Ma'am. I am no expert, but the etymology of her language appears to be rooted in tard with some loan words from simpleton. Redneck root language is in podunk but heavily influenced by hick.

I 100% support vigilante furries.

So I can spew as much antisemitic hate speech on the normie-web as I want as long as I'm a nigger? Looks like I'm getting melanin injections this weekend.

Us gorillas are actually quite well educated, contrary to popular belief. More of us hold degrees than orangutans, and while chimpanzees may dominate politics, we tend to associate more in the sciences.

I can't bring myself to rate this Autistic so I rated it Semper Fidelis instead.

They said I could be anything I wanted so I became birthday cake vomit.

QUICK SOMEONE SAY “STINK DITCH” SO I CAN STOP HAVING FEELINGS ABOUT THIS

 

[TV's Adam West]

I have a cat turd with a half eaten mouse in it.

Normally I despise stan culture, but I'll happily stan the autistic goldfish.

I'm a woman but you are getting reposted to the authorities.

It would be interesting to see some Pig on pig action.

 

[Army Burger]

audible explosive severing of the penis.

The penis robot did nothing wrong.

Gator and Ralph served together in the great autism war. That's a bond that none of us will ever understand.

It's tough making a channel today without titties.