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[Floop]

Shut up you fat baby!

I’m not sure whether to pour one out or laugh. I choose laughter.

Because obviously the most qualified person to get on a soapbox and preach to you about politics is some faggot talking about how big Peach's tits are canonically.

Because SJWs are the human equivalent of styrofoam - they exist and they fill up space, but have very little use other than pollute the environment... okay, it's a bit of a stretched metaphor, but whatever.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

you all forget how much ASS that shit has to pass-through to get out of her.
ALL she needs is a garden hose.

When her turds do exit they are probably paper thin because her ass chunks essentially steam roll them

i bet amber blasts diarrhea into a trash bag and then becky lets it ferment in the sun to make jenkem to huff and get visions of the skealatin war

I agree. Amber is a bag shitter. Becky dumps the filled bags in a Walmart bin whenever she's there.

Amber should buy Becks a wet/dry vacuum with hose nozzle for Valentines Day

 

[OwO What's This?]

Being a non passing tranny is the new incel god mode

 

[Army Burger]

Get a cardiac arrest and die

I mean how else will he be able to bond over menstruation with the other inmates?

@DocHoliday1977 Pam, please, just let me see your penis.

That bhole has seen a thing or two

Damn sorry to hear you and Null synced your cycles.

I believe he had his penis inverted at the end of last year/start of this year.

Like royal white trash, he tops off his his salads with gummy bears, chocolate chips, and 1 lb of bacon.

It always comes back to babyfurs, doesn't it?

Im here to slap asses and motorboat titties. Get on my level

I remember he did a Q&A after his Terry A Davis video and was unironically using the word problematic to describe Terry's outbursts. The man had a genuine mental illness and you are seriously talking about how its an issue he said the word nigger a lot? OK

Fast forward a few months "this guy rapes puppies to death lmfao"

"kill yourself" = "good advice"

being on kiwifarms means finding new and strange ways to be disappointed by people you've never heard of, almost every day.

I was going to say I have a vagina but he has one too.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Deep throating black horse cock to win the culture war takes its toll.

 

[Baba Yaga]

"That'll be 7.99, fag" "I WILL NEVER SHOP HERE AGAIN"

 

[Army Burger]

Aren't his boobs also tubular and strange?

who the fuck puts a dick in a poop hole; who the fuck rubs two carpets together

The prolapse is my vagina.

Say what you will about Yaniv, at least he doesn't show us his used tampon collection.

Sometimes when a lesbian and a turkey baster love each other very much...

If you squint hard enough the misaligned nipples correct themselves

This makes me want to kill myself more than normal.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Please don't use f word with the Lord's name

Every spoiler on KF might be a troon stink ditch and I usually click anyway.

That's a really based and redpilled idea you should be keeping to yourself.

I'm already in a trade. It's called "not giving money to entitled spergs"

 

[Army Burger]

I will not apologize for doxxing a dead infant.

Chantal does your grandma know that you shit your pants on camera for fetish money?

Man I wish I were this nigger right now.

Trannies are like Volkswagens. You don't see many of them until you start looking for them.

One time I tried masturbating with shampoo.

I don't know why you're so repulsed; he's already got better tits than Brianna Wu.

Do you jerk off to pictures of your most revent ex?

I ain't dating a fucking nigger..that fat slut I work with should do it.

I made the mistake of drinking a pot of coffee and lurking /pol/ for coronavirus news.

Leon, my sister isnt infected like that yellow monkey ada
So fuck my sister

Should've taken a bath in tard cum.

Go eat some bat sashimi and then lecture me on how I should stop caring.
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The anal passage is self-cleaning? What have i been doing wrong

 

[FuckedUp]

Why did Enzom21 run away? At least he wasn't retweeting Joe Rogan!

 

[Army Burger]

I did a similar thing but with that exfoliating shower gel with the little clay beads, reasoning the extra sensation would enhance it

Infact what happened is i got gel and beads down my urethra and had to spend an excruciating afternoon fapping bubbles and cum out of my dick to clear it while the motion exfoliated my dick from the inside

3.5/5 would not reccomend

What, and lose all his popufur clout?

Too bad he's going to lose all that anyway, along with his freedom and his anal virginity.

He lost his ass virginity to his dog and it tore his sphincter. The more you know!

What's their beef with the humble foreskin advocate? He ain't even do shit.

The crazy shit guys will do just to get off will never not amaze me.

Thank god I can just rape the chick I keep in my basement like a normal person.

Now don’t bs sexist. We’re inclusive here at the KiwiFarms. Everyone is capable of being ugly and have an ass for a chin, not just the troons.

Pot calls the kettle "Dunning Krueger"

This individual said Lola was their favorite Hooligan. Just terrible judgment.

No dildo was sent it was a lie to mess with me.

Pot meet fucking nigger kettle you tard

Can i borrow him to teach my dogs to be heroes

Or atnleast to stop eating blutack and wine corks

 

[Shield Breaker]

today's highlights!

Kevin being delusional
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Kevin explaining why the troon troupe chose Colorado (aside from the abundance of SRS surgeons)
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Kevin being gross
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Kevin weighing in on the Joe Rogan/Bernie Sanders non-event (featuring cow crossover )
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Kevin is now on 'Byte', which is think is supposed to be a successor to vine.
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i believe that the troonosphere has declared that tiktok platform as application-non-grata because of hOmOpHoBiA or something, so prepare for Byte to be a haven for looney troons.

ranch update - Penny actually has children
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let me know if spoilering these dumps is preferred.

'Transitioning has involved a lot more dick sucking than I originally thought, tbh'

 

[Army Burger]

Someone told me to shut the fuck up because I wasn't sucking SonicFox's enby black cock. Life is good.

Autism is a vicious cycle

Nice botched mangled peen skin you have there, Big Kev!

At this point, the only way for Carl to truly take the mantle of supreme cowdom is for him to drop a sextape of him and a transsexual having intercourse, bonus points if a visible plate of cocaine is in view.

They do sometimes, boys and girls. It’s known colloquially as “witch’s tard cum.”

Anywhose, I did the quick and dirty to @A Big Bumbling Black Man 's tremendous work.

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I agree with this person.

"how can people actually look at the xenomorph and be like "I want my ding dong in that thing""

I did say that it was gavin mcinnes gay erotica, I thought that would be sufficient warning

Gross. I don’t wanna see somebody else shitting unless they’re physically attractive.

Another day, another chance for John to slide in "DID I MENTION HOW STEPHEN LYNCH IS WORSE THAN 42 1/3 HITLERS?" on someone's post that has fuck-all to do with Lynch.

Now might be a good time for Jude to evaluate how she feels about girlcock.

we all know god just LOVES child abuse. right!

 

[Token Weeaboo]

STOP TAKING ME OUT OF CONTEXT

 

[Army Burger]

I really want to see these "amazing breasts".

Why are his ass cheeks in the front?

Using a public forum makes you part of an evil fascist hive mind. This is proven facts.

It's more commonly known as a wrap around ass

My cock is small. Therefore, fisting.

have it your way, you got some nerve. i'm leaving this fucking websites, fuck all of yous, worthless outlaw pieces of shits!

My favorite Kai moment was her showing off her Neapolitan tits.

My wife is fraudulently claiming she needs money for a lawyer, she's actually using it to feed herself and my daughter! Bitch might even try to move out of a domestic violence shelter! Fucking cunt!

Her tits are absolutely tragic.

 

[Brain Power]

Congratulations, your arm frankenflesh is bumping up against the buried nerves of your clitoris. I, too, can masturbate through my clothing. It doesn’t turn my jeans into a true and honest dick.

 

[Army Burger]

Let me know when you can hotbox daycares again.

Infant emphysema builds character.

Enjoy your autism, I suppose, then.

>tfw being so angry you have to post your ass cheeks

I'd imagine he's used to bending over and offering his asshole to strangers.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'm sober now and wanted to thank you for the entertainment. You're all right faggot.

Is being a fat stupid fuck a character too?

I want you to die knowing that every single bad thing that has befallen you happened, not because of misfortune or evil, but because you were a beta faggot. You were, are, and forever will be. This is your legacy.

 

[Army Burger]

Rachel Dolzael but make it police and Hispanic

I thought only niggers were allowed to reply with sassy nigger gifs. Is Kyuuji a nigger?

I love you Corona-Chan!

RIP.

oh wait i'm on kiwifarms

HAHA NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

It amazes me that THIS is the kind of shit she worries about us talking about. Not, you know, her unhealthy obsession with transsexual penis, her own excrement, dead serial killers, and being best friends with Satan.

yeah, she beat anorexia all right, beat it with a tire-iron and threw it down a well, then shot it a couple of times to be sure.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

When the only people who are sad about your death are people who fuck animals, you've lived a wasted and useless life.