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[Revo]

I found this glitch.
Edit : Credit goes to @Slav Power for the screenshot made.

 

[Slav Power]

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I found this glitch.

Uhh, no? That's my screencap. Bloody thief.

 

[Revo]

Uhh, no? That's my screencap. Bloody thief.

I credited you.

 

[Haffhart]

masturbation fantasies about triangles

 

[Childe]

Oooh I know who some of the Kiwi trolls are now. Rofl. Glad you decided to out yourselves so easily. Keep trawling for your laughs while you are doing exactly what I want.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I wonder if the wild iguanas or the rampaging gangs of herpes monkeys can carry it.

You've never sent any before, I've never received any before. We'll both experience something new before drowning in our own lung fluids!

let's all take a cold, hard look at our 'tism levels gang.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I absolutely did not type Big Black Dick

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Ewwww, you use white mode.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Begging Ted Cruz for a pizza.
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Diana Aretes on Twitter

“dear @tedcruz, i am a #democrat. I can barely afford to eat. I am also transgender. If you and the rest of ya'll aqaeda in the @GOP had your way I'd be dead right now. tell ya what ted, put your money where your mouth is. https://t.co/z2FfN0vKXB so i can at least buy a pizza...

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dear @tedcruz, i am a #democrat. I can barely afford to eat. I am also transgender. If you and the rest of ya'll aqaeda in the @GOP had your way I'd be dead right now. tell ya what ted, put your money where your mouth is. so i can at least buy a pizza

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I'm pretty sure the last thing anyone wants is to have a scat fetishist come over to "sort some shit out."

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Especially when any girl willing to date a Redditor probably already owns a dildo bigger than any man who ever lived.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Yee-haw pardners, this lol heifer is so full of lol tard cum, le's get 'er down to the lol barn so we can suckle on those sweet lol teets. Jus' be careful not to cow tip before she's ready to send off to the lol slaughterhouse to be made into lol steak, y'all.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

With all that race and religious talk I have a feeling, that her academic pussy soon will be a part of the jobless academic proletariat.

"Nothing but the finest genetically engineered ubermensch for Hillary's brave new world. Also Trump supporters are fascists don'chaknow."

the AWFL cries out in victory as she removes herself from the gene pool

This might even happen when somebody whom you have never talked to nor heard of, speaking totally sincerely, asks you to atone for your uterus's role in black genocide when you chose to implant Caucasian-Asian embryos instead of the seed of a less privileged, far more systemically oppressed race.

I'm all for vacuuming rando sperm up your orifices at will but this lady's reasoning for picking jap jizz is hilariously faulty and i hope that her kids join the yakuza

How do the yakuza regard a Caucasian-Asian who was gestated in the womb of a third party, anyway? Do you get a cool gang name based on some centuries-old folklore abomination that was abducted from its father's noble Nipponese testes, mutated and corrupted by demonesses from the Makai, and spawned anew as a strange, slavering beast in the realms beyond the Rising Sun?

'I made them a half-Nip elf so that they have a +3 resistance to disease and magic (addiction).'

Nevermind, I can see how this is escalating and you win. I am shutting it all down. Thank you for the brutal education.

I chose Japanese for 3 reasons: 1) for health- as a completely opposite genetic profile my total English WASPy propensity to heart disease & weight issues; 2) bc lots of addiction in my genes and Japanese have one of the lowest rates of addiction of major ethnic groups and 3) I really didn't want to bring another white person into the world.

 

[Thornforg]

Bestiality is not inherently immoral

Having sex with animals is not morally wrong.

I would literally stand in front of the wheelchair with my elbows buckled out and just walk through people like Moses parting the sea of brown in front of me so my cripple can make it through.

 

[wabbits]

The genome is definitely deteriorating.
--Virgo Rouge, 3/1/20, at 2:00 here:

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I hope she starts talking to the aliens

 

[Arctic Fox]

Kiwis who aren't of the habit of regularly moisturizing or fapping, please get yourselves some lotion.

From the Coronavirus Megathread.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I remember this girl I talked to on the phone almost every single night for over 1 year in Junior High school. She had come to my school as a mid-year transfer during my first year of 8th grade.

 

[FuckedUp]

Disagreeing with someone has been a federal offense and a hate crime since 2010. It's even in Twitter's ToS.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

When an open furfag can shit on your standards of indecency, it is time to rethink your existence.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Barb then fell in love with his massive senior citizen chubby. It almost makes sense.

I'm starting to think Chris' future actually, seriously involves devolving into the Tommy Tooter of Ruckersville.

Then the cycle continues.

Nothing says spreading love like harassing theme park employees because you don't like a character in a children's movie.

Rest In Peace, Ol Smokey Boi; May you get stuck in traffic on the golden highway in the sky.

God no please say it isn't so.

 

[Army Burger]

Live and Let Dilate?

Mature adults know the secret to a happy marriage is to immediately stop dating once you each say "I do."

Kiva's face looks like if you took a can of smashed assholes and dragged it down five miles of gravel road.

Japanese sperm donors: For when you want minority kids, but want them to finish highschool.