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[The Un-Clit]

Fuck's sake you autistic Demigod, how long have you been storing that list of spergery up?? I can't even count the number of banned users quoted there, DAMN skippy! I'm either impressed or sad beyond measure for you, not sure which yet.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Leave it to free speech bastion KiwiFarms to make light of censorship against its users lol

You guys must be liberals because you do not care about free speech at all

Tell that to the leftists on Reddit or Youtube who censor anyone who talks about election fraud or covid vaccine and mask statistics that put the CDC in a poor light.

Suppressing free speech to spare feelings is a leftist thing. Conservatives believe in the rights of the individual-- to bear arms, to speak freely.

It is the leftist big government people that want to use big brother to silence those they disagree with.

You are not a conservative community. You are liberals

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

 

[mister meaner]

"Man, everybody at this baseball game has probably seen my little baby penis."

x-post from a news article excerpt

 

[Liquid Marlon]

.-. .. -.-. . / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-.

Spoiler: what it's meant to be:

Spoiler: what you did:

 

[Spooky Bones]

Can I just go away? I won’t talk in this thread again.

 

[Penis Drager]

I'm either impressed or sad beyond measure for you, not sure which yet.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

They all look like they do drugs, even though they don't. Well, except Lindsay, she is an alcoholic. Probably has something to do with bitch in their blood.

Bitch, you legit go to the ER due to being a hulking fatass retard who keeps stuffing oreos in her face on the daily.

yeah just how i was saying after i finish to bench press this 300lbs im going to shoot some guns and have sex with a pair of lesbians

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

you don't find out about thermonuclear space alien ghosts until you're too far into Scientology to escape

 

[marisa #]

What even is autism? A social disorder?

 

[NyQuilninja]

You know it's bad when your piss is depressed.

why these post-mergers are tolerated is anyone's guess.

dont forget the donkeys, dont want a minotaur army at european borders

I'm the designated huffer

Am I the only racist who's NOT getting an FBI check?

>JimmyNugget
more like Jewish Nigger

Sperm is crunchy and sometimes burst like pop rocks

i pray to allah that the next time an incel snaps and goes on a rampage he targets journalists instead of random women

'I've been thinking about your penis all day'

Me too, babe. Me too.

There are no gas chambers in Auschwitz! And if there were, you'd totally deserve them.

She looks similar to the bitch who overcooked her cooch with a chainsaw vibrator.

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

"I want to have your abortion."

"Fuck me, nigger!"

On the contrary, I'm not putting my dick in a cat.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

@round robin from general chat

 

[Euler's identity]

Plans are being made about you. Watch your back if you know what's good for you.

 

[Meat Target]

I can't get over this sign interpreter. She looks like she's giving the most uncomfortable handjob of her life.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Imagine ranting about butter, Europe and genetic superiority in the same train of thought

 

[Zero Day Defense]

The defense broke down the anatomy of the butt flab of the cartoon character and stated that it was impossible for an actual child to present these traits

 

[marisa #]

Is there a link between cuckoldry and pedophilia?

 

[Mal0]

I have some references about it though not really porn.

More related to how to draw kids guides and I guess semi erotically???

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

but yeah, I certainly understand that #fukobeme was good(?) at reading a script(?) and sorta sounding inspirational(?) but also sorta not(!) but never anything(!) so decisively said(?) that actually sounded important(!) compared to any(.) other (.) random (.) barakspeak(!?!)
but even that shit was better than about to literally become south park millenium episode rod stewart or HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

No gore, decapitation, or freak injury videos I've seen in my 25+ years on the internet could have ever prepared me for the horror that is the OP.

 

[faucet]

“You’re at risk for, hitting your head and getting a head bleed,” said Dr. Chad Cannon