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[Useful_Mistake]

sorry if quoting myself here is some sort of taboo.

It makes you seem gay. That being said, pretty nice quote

 

[Ed Special]

It makes you seem gay.

i mean, the shoe fits

 

[Return of the Freaker]

From A Black, Queer Birthworker: How To Make Black Lactation Spaces Inclusive

 

[Fìddlesticks]

IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN PIZZAAA DAYYY

HE FELL FOR THE MEME SALT!!!

I'll have to see, I am not sure how much steamed broccc I could stomach, but I'll start off steamed and see if I die. I might change it up a little bit.

I managed to be a long time fan without ever seeing the starfish until this very moment. You took a part of me away today.

This Josh guy sounds like a total cow. He should really have a thread.

this thread exists, and you're in it!

The day his thread leaves the Proving Grounds will be the last day of the Farms.

That is the pinkest and purest looking asshole I have ever seen.

It is pinker than some pussies.

Sweetie does your mother know you're on Kiwifarms?

I apologize for nothing.

The bar is set right now at: "being prosecuted for unlawful pornography".

 

[Kiwi Nuggets]

Big boobs don't define who you are.

 

[Euler's identity]

I am blocked from creating threads

I am silenced

 

[Astin Soul]

Leave it to free speech bastion KiwiFarms to make light of censorship against its users lol

You guys must be liberals because you do not care about free speech at all

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Modern social media is gay as fuck and everybody is overly sensitive

I have autism

 

[Euler's identity]

Leave it to free speech bastion KiwiFarms to make light of censorship against its users lol

You guys must be liberals because you do not care about free speech at all

Free speech is a liberal concept, silly.

 

[Astin Soul]

Tell that to the leftists on Reddit or Youtube who censor anyone who talks about election fraud or covid vaccine and mask statistics that put the CDC in a poor light.

Suppressing free speech to spare feelings is a leftist thing. Conservatives believe in the rights of the individual-- to bear arms, to speak freely.

It is the leftist big government people that want to use big brother to silence those they disagree with.

You are not a conservative community. You are liberals

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Conservatives believe in the rights of the individual

You're thinking of libertarians. I'm a conservative and I definitely don't believe that free speech is an absolute - for instance, I don't think things like Satanist "black Masses" should be legal, but libertarians would argue that they're a form of speech and so should be legal.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Plus, it's Kiwifarms, I came to laugh at niggers and retards.

 

[The_Magnificent_Bliss]

Oh no, MrTickles is going to kill us ALL. He liked the pork too much.

is this still about the ho ho holocaust meme ?

russia should love us.
We supposedly bullied a lot of trannies to suicide and they fucking hate trannies as well.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

If they tricked Chris into fucking Barb why did he eat her out then?

 

[AnOminous]

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Peak @CatParty thread.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Conservatives believe in the rights of the individual-- to bear arms, to speak freely.

Conservatism, as the name suggests, focuses on conserving existing state (opposed to progressivism supporting reforms). In practice conservatism usually supports preserving tradition, social values and social hierarchy.

You are not a conservative community. You are liberals

It's an apolitical community, that is, we have personal political views but we're not unified by any political ideology.

 

[Enterhater42069]

Hypnosis is only hot when it's used to make people murder their friends.

All glory to the Hypnotoad.

How dare the admin squelch the rights of these poor degenerates defiling stolen art with their badly written fantasies!

You and your SYMMETRICAL DOCKING avatar revealed the stench of everywhere around Kiwi Farms.

kill yourself pedo.

Okay women, now you may panic about being replaced.

aborting children to create children. what a world.

Australia, the country, is a furfag. As expected.

Are we allowed to criticize the pedos who don't break any laws?

so did anything new pop up about the sexdrugs shady medical joint or whatever it was?

Well..... I always feared a day would come when this would happen....a day when I would see something that would sicken me more than pamperchu, nick bates, and Old McJenkem.....and that day has finally come.

While epitomising the idea of how fans of 80s cartoons are twisted and pitiful little goblin men who nostalgia hath turned into sad fucks which make bronies look like pimps,

The thread you are about to read should not be clicked lightly. it tells a story spanning years and 8 pages of how one person's obsession with the show manifested in a way which out sick-fucks the likes of Nick Bates, and out-autisms Chris on Bathsalts.

the idea of sexually torturing baby smurfs is getting the author and his fans harder than any aphrodisiac or pill money can buy

And so my friends, on request of our overlord and of chat, i submit this....abomination for your approval

Come with me lil sperg, come die with me in Carcosa

Dunno man. I just kinda don't feel alright mocking a suicidal schizo guy.

Everything else is pure lolcow material, I must admit, though.

Oh thank God. I was beginning to worry I was going to have to make it through the summer without an adequate amount of shitty FNAF fanart for my grill and more pseudo-intellectuals who overthink video games (*cough* MatPat *cough*) to give me a valid reason to drink myself into a coma.

Also I already know my entire family's dox.

These depictions of the torture of mentally DISABLED ponies is ABLEIST and RACIST, you fucking shitlords!
Check your privilege! Give the fl*ffies a voice!!1!

>using the old white background
>what are you some kind of republican

download better eyes

The human race has lasted too long if we produce this stuff.

Bronies, the rabbit hole always goes deeper!

This content is so Islamic my dick shouted "ALLAHU AKBAR" and blew up

American Psycho by Walt Disney.

Retarded horse-hamsters being abused.

Sitting here trying to understand, decode, and read the fluff speak is giving me autism.

We should go back to the topic of women wanting to be colonised by white MEn. I liked that topic the most.

everything's a fetish if you're autistic enough

Woman drives drunk, crashes, passenger dies; Women most affected.

Didn't du nuffin, believe all da whamen.

Anyone of the 41%. Heroes all.

I'm just happy the poor Dutch Bros Coffee is getting a much needed reprieve from rock throwers and vibrating dildos.

(leaving it does give smug rights to those who held the faith that the bic-flicking terrortroop-launching defender of Oregon was still alive when it looked the darkest.)

It is against nature to not be able to speak your mind, no matter WHAT it is.

No flying cars


No robotic manservants

No laser guns


But we do have AIs that will mistake a picture you have of a kitten with a black spot on their chin for Adolph Hitler - and call the cops on you for being a Nazi.

You're sexist. And so am I.

At least she's a real woman.

So in other words, a troon/female version of Onision is trying to take down this site. I get it now.

"Timothy, are you still in there? Don't tell me you're playing that dumb Call of Duty game agai-"

God speed you schizophrenic bastard. You will be missed

May you fight the glownigger menace with Terry in the great beyond.

The pope and his lions finally got him. Rip in pepperoni my duder.

Don't forget hospitals containing a giant trebuchet that launched you into orbit.

To answer another question posted, no, I do not understand memes or meme culture, and I probably never will. Considering what I've seen from meme culture and it's followers, I do not consider this much of a detriment to my life.

"A brave transgender woman pretended to commit suicide- to stop online harassment, and here's why that's a good thing"

I dunno, if they want to troon out it's no skin off my forearm

Donate your foreskin to our nipple surgeries bigot!

It's wild to think that this guy survived multiple terror cells, the Screen Actor's Guild, the Royal family, Canadian soldiers, the theft of the letter "N", and child soldiers only to be taken out by an infection.

Tell me more of these Glow-in-the-dark Niggers, oh my brother.

So fuck Disney, let the spergs sperg.

Be suspicious and aggressively shit on the doorsteps of journos homes.

I was expecting a variation of 'lmao'.

Never trust a woman or a government.

Oy vey, no no no, Goy! Don’t you know that not believing everything written by the (correct) mainstream media is antisemetic, racist and homophobic? Sure would be a shame if someone would call you a bigot on Twitter, freeze your bank account and kick your website off of the internet; don’t ya think so, Goy?

B-But Papa Null, if I can't trust anybody, then how can I trust you? You see the autistic paradox you've created?

I harass people all the time. Online and IRL and I say I'm doing it for the Kiwi Farms.

Threaten anyone who asks you a question with violence.

I didn't realize a 3 year old thread that no one cared about was constant harassment, but its ok they posted pictures of him with cute cats so now you have to feel bad.

"IS KIWIFARMS KILLING YOUR KIDS?!?!!!!1!"

Woman kills man
Gets 5 years
Woman is the real victim

Holy fucking shitballs. Just lock this JD little fuckup in JD correctional school. He'll come out of it in a couple years with a size 12" asshole, and a new appreciation for social norms and standards.

don't all cops beat their kids? isn't this the point?

#bluebuttsmatter

Ralph can't talk about Adrienne Blair because she raped him in court LOL

That's not a child, that's a fucking demon. He needs the Old Yeller treatment.

Death penalty just for hurting the doggy

the right of the people to keep and play xbox shall not be infringed

lol what a reatard

Never get between an autist and his vidya.

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE VERONICA FRIENDZONES GAMERS

BOTTOM TEXT

this post brought to you by Gang Weed™

"Any message to America's youth?"

"Uh, just to the girls."

Wait a minute… A man attacked while checking his mail? Unidentified trespassers emitting gas in the night? Those are Canadian terror-bastard tactics… My god, Stone-Man was right all along!

DIE FEMINISTS!!!!

Social justice warriors are fat and I would not sex them while sober.

A Korean being racist for knowing Korean? Someone get the SJW's, there is an evil cultural appropriator.

Because being a good student means you are an autistic.

Men can't be raped. Muscles aren't all that's needed to rape a person.

its just a game man

You're goin places, not college but places.

tiers are for queers

Planning to steal Bob's clothes since 2013

Has kink-shamed hundreds of people... to death

A Leading Source of Experimental Internet Gas

Not enough cross dressing children and not enough concentration camps.

Leave me alone, I'm doing my standard anime elbows up pose

You have a salvageable face, lose some weight, drop the nigger fucking, find yourself a nice white non woke bloke and become ascended.

Why do you get mad when people say nigger?

Because it triggers niggers.

Don't be so niggardly with the word 'nigger', my nigga.

Disregard Jesus, acquire depraved Satanist babes and free candy.

I made an account, now give me stickers and/or payment.

plemora is homosexual and lain is not fuckable

waifus are real

But can we say any of the following?
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Holy shit, how are you so stupid? The candy is used to cover up the Satanic influence behind the entire holiday. The candy is a distraction from the fact that you're literally worshipping Satan by celebrating Halloween.

This is KF, not a PR service to rehabilitate one's image. Wheres the dirt

wait wtf does coke zero filter to?
Edit: Oh it's the same as #browns? Very unoriginal

If everyone's a deathfat, no one will be.

Seen this Russian lover of bloated gopniks yet?

"Obsessed with yaoi, can't take criticism, doesn't improve"
Isn't this like 3/4 of deviantart?

ALSO SENPAI NO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP WANTING TO SEE HIM SCREW THE LEMON OR BOMB

wow a show about inanimate objects

truly the epitome of creativity

This makes My Little Pony look like fine art and epic storytelling

Isn't 47 a little old to be sperging about objects with literal children on the internet?

Sorry mommy did I do a no-no again?

So this is how Family Guy is made.

Well the sperg is going back to being a sperg

Reading through this thread was one of the best and worst decisions I've ever made.

Well... If Yakko keeps this shit up, we're considering him a pedophile.

Who would've thought WP Santa would could take down the great Soviet bear?

To be fair, after reading about Chris Chan raping his own mother, I wanted to delete the internet, too.

To the Russian national inevitably reading this thread: Ho Ho Holocaust, мой член твердый

Go to gulag if you pass start on your way collect boolet.

Hint: Most of your problems will go away when you leave twitter. Highly recommended.

Non-binary is a gender that people with no personality identify as. Stop focusing on what gender you feel like being and learn to enjoy the finer aspects of life. Oh and what Gru said.

troonfag lol

Prediction:
THE GUNT LOST

That's not very gamergate of you, fellow oldfag.

Conforming yourself to a political ideology is gay. Therefore coming out as conservative is gay.

More taxes for landlords? What a commie.

Anyone who used to be cucked and enslaved by the English is a nigger.

The Irish aren't white, they're transparent.

A coward dies a thousand times before he departs, the valiant taste of death but once.

The cult of the 90's was being a nigger even if you were white

The cult of the 00's was being a faggot freak even in a marriage with kids

Coming out as anything is gay. Just live your life the way you want. You don't have to announce to the world everything you are doing are believe in.

Why isnt she a fat disgusting fujoshit?

The lack of a penis and 5 o'clock shadow makes this an extremely unrealistic kiwi woman.

I want her to bully me

This thread is oddly wholesome, considering it's on the farms.

I'm bout it.

Thats one gerbil I don't want shoved up my anus.

Nya uwu

4 pages... it took only 4 pages to go from weebo faggotry to tranny nigger.

3/10 needs unreadle curvy writing next to it explaining bio alongside needing to Be ultra flamboyant while bullying CIS kids (this makes my eyes hurt, thank you)

What did Rare ever do to you? I know Microsoft fucks them like Tony Robbins fucks you.

Great idea for a cutaway Pam. I'll get ball rolling on it.

He thinks he’s the next Michelangelo…..of shit….

it's the mating ritual of autists

you'd be better prepare your anus

I've always theorized that bald kids who claim to have "leukemia" really just lost all their hair from beating off too much but are too ashamed to admit it.

This thread is homosexual and I will not be having sex in it.

i mean why not accept the hairloss? the mr. clean look gives me a raging boner

i don't think OP has ever cum in his life. short of drugs or genetic modification you aren't gonna take 8 hours to masturbate so it's possible to have a full time job and beat off

This is like some next level incel shit.

Can we change the title to "Why young men are turning into the ultimate faggots."

This is gay. This is the gayest thing I read this entire year.

Am I a cuck if I fap to the idea of no fap?
BRB, fapping.

Just what the world needs, dating advice from a dude that shoved a dildo up his ass for the world to see and founded fucking VICE

And lo, the first chapter in the life of the God Emperor, who lives and reigns forever was recorded when at the age of one she conquered pneumonia and suplexed a pack of wolves.

Also, that little kid clearly earned his daily portion of vodka soaked bread.

Why can't this fine upstanding citizen keep a job?

"People" who hate animals deserve the gulag.

And they all clapped and clapped and clapped until their genitals fell off.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMER!

I just wanna grill for God's shake.

News says things I don't like and makes me sad, news is BAD. Grill fills tummy and makes me happy, grill GOOD.

Donald Trump is based as fuck. When he wins the election, he's gonna make it illegal for women to develop games, and he'll pass a law that the only female characters in the games will be the ones that true gamers will be able to fap to.

Is this the end of Chris Chan? Tune in next week to find out! Same Chris Time, same Chris Chan-nel!

Best fictional lolcow, that's easy, it's [REDACTED CLASSIFIED INTEL OF THE BATTLEFIELD]

Give the pigs a wig, makeup and a camera and you got yourself a Twitch e-beggar.

>tfw a pig is better than you at videogames

Fucking damn it your making me think of miss piggy being a thot

Imagine it's a pig that just whooped your team's ass at Search and Destroy in Modern Warfare.

Who likes low effort memes?

BARB JERKS OFF PIGS. SHE GETS DOWN ON HER KNEES AND CRAWLS THROUGH THE PIGPISS MUD SLOP AND SNUGGLES UP TO THE PIG, HER FINGERS TRACING ALONG IT’S BELLY UNTIL SHE FINDS IT’S COCK. SHE BEGINS TUGGING AND STROKING AS HER TWAT MOISTENS, HER BREASTS SWELLING AND HER NIPPLES BEGIN TO STICK OUT LIKE ERASERS ON A FRESH #2 PENCIL. SHE GRUNTS WITH SATISFACTION AS THE PIG BEGINS EAGERLY THRUSTING INTO HER HAND, HER GRIP NOW TIGHTENING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE PIG’S GREASY CORKSCREW COCK. SHE LOWERS HER HEAD TO WATCH THE COCK WORK IN HER HAND, GROANS WITH SATISFACTION AND BEGINS WORKING HER CLIT WITH HER OTHER MUDDY HAND, HER HIPS GYRATING WITH THE RHYTHM OF THE PIG’S THRUSTING. “OH FUCKING JESUS GOD YES..” SHE GASPS. SHE CHANGES POSITIONS, STILL MAINTAINING CONTROL OF THE FEVERISHLY THRUSTING COCK AS THE PIG’S SQUEALING INTENSIFIES. SHE LEANS FORWARD AND WITH HER LIPS ALMOST TOUCHING THE PIG’S EAR, SHE WHISPERS COLE'S NAME AND BEGINS TO SHUDDER. SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION AGAIN TO THE PIGS SWOLLEN MEMBER ROCKING IN HER HAND. SHE PRESSES IT BETWEEN HER HAND AND HER FACE, THE PIG THRUSTING IT AGAINST HER CHEEKS AS SHE DROOLS. WITH A MASSIVE GRUNT AND A HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL, THE PIG’S BALLS EXPLODE, BEGINNING A MASSIVE SHOWER OF HOT, SOUR PIG JIZZ. BARB CUPS ONE HAND UNDER THE FOUNTAIN OF STEAMING GENETIC MATERIAL GATHERING IT IN HER HAND AS THE THRUSTING COMES TO AN END. THE PIG SHUDDERS AND BEGINS TO WALK TO THE TROUGH OF SLOP IN THE CORNER OF IT’S PEN, BUT BARB TACKLES IT TO THE GROUND. SHE LIFTS IT’S TAIL AND SMEARS THE HANDFUL OF PIG LOAD INTO THE PIG’S OWN FETID BUTTHOLE, TURNING FLAKES OF CRUSTY PIG SHIT INTO A PIGSHIT-PIGJIZZ MUD SLOP ON THE PIGS ASS. NOW SHE TILTS HER HEAD TO THE SKY AND SCREAMS CHRIS'S FULL NAME, NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE TIMES. SHE SLAMS HER FACE FULL FORCE INTO THE PIG’S BUTTHOLE AND IT’S WREATH OF SHITSEMEN PUDDING, HER TONGUE MACHINE GUN FLICKING THE RIM AND THEN BURYING ITSELF TO THE HILT INSIDE THE PIG’S HOT COLON. BARB WORKS HER TONGUE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE PIGS ASS, AND THEN AS A FEW INCOHERENT SYLLABLES ESCAPED HER NOW BROWN LIPS, SPURTS OF FEMALE EJACULATE SPURT FROM HER PULSATING CUNT.

GAMERGATE
GAMERGATE
GAMERGATE
GAMERGATE
GAMERGATE
GAMERGATE

Holy fuck, will it never end?

HereWeGoAgain.killme

>gamersarewhitesupremacists.wav

This is the Platonian Ideal of an article. It tells you everything you need to know about the subject in the very first sentence: “I am an autistic faggot who cannot let go.”

Super Mario but at the start of the game there is a text box that says "mario is gay"

Is this for real?
Disgusting faggot animals.

What games really need is pedophile representation.

These people just want to have sex with kids thats all. Stop being so pedophobic.

Video games have lots of LGBTQ representation. Jump into a CS:GO match and count the number of times you hear/see someone point out that someone else is homosexual.

TLR: Jackasses using an event that exposed them as being corrupt and using it for money and oppurtunites.

Stop writing 1 dimensional characters whose only defining trait is how gay/trans/queer they are.

Cool story, faggot. How many copies did you sell?

Are you trying to give him an aneurysm?

They keep mistaking society for daddy who must give them attention.

Before fucking a browser, at least buy it dinner first.

his braps are so toxic it burned the hairs off his asshole.

Don't like it, don't read it. Try that instead of being a triggered nigger.

We believe that the “gf” is not really a gf but a paid tard wrangler

POV: You're a Girl Scout troop and hear autistic screeching behind you

I’ll be your trap card any day big man. Uwu.

Sheltered American soyman discovers people elsewhere in the world actually quite admire Hitler. The average person's response: "I wonder why they think so differently from me." His response: "This man must be punished."

that's not autism. it's D+ grade faggotry. maybe a C- if he punched himself in the dick. definitely not a tism though.

Reminder that trannies can never be based. They are sexual predators and they are the antithesis to a strong society. The tranny chasers are just as bad.

All degenerates are the same. There is no better or worse.

Even niggers hate niggers, so yeah it's fine.

.-. .. -.-. . / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-.

So, instead of globohomo, you got indoctrinated by polfags, brilliant.

Don't listen to PCfags on here who've never interacted with the North American Pavement Ape.

based black man explaining why it's okay to hate niggers

Q: Is it ok to hate niggers?
A: Yes but only niggers, black people are okay.

I know that your average multicultural loving liberal isn't really smarter than a typical chanfag, but at least it's more legit than blatantly edgy shit likes "muh niggers low iq lazy no civilization" crap.

You know you lost the argument the minute you decided to use an anime avatar right?

Nigger hate is mandatory. No exceptions.

Personally I think you should hate everyone regardless of the color of their skin.

I suspect that niggers are black, because they like to stand too close to the fire when they burning stuff. And i hate when stuff is burning.

I'M GONNA OOPERATE AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Null has spoketh.

Gargle my balls

What they're trying to say is their private equity holders shit themselves when they realized that would basically tank all of their revenue since it all comes from gay shit and trannies sticking vegetables up their ass.

comfy dog fren, 10/10

 

[BaconWhorehees]

I say a go0at and deer blow themselves. I helped a dog blow himself. He knew exactly what I was doing when I gently pushed on the right side of his face. He puckered up, knowing what he was going to do.

I guess this is from an autistic PM chain so don't click it just to see the ''you do not have permission.." page.

 

[Penis Drager]

@BaconWhorehees
Edit the post to mention that it's from an autistic PM chain so people don't click it just to see the "you do not have permission..." page.
Edit: good enough.

 

[Meat Target]

Nevermind, I'll just burn this VHS tape and jerk off to stick figure drawing I guess.