Saints Row thread

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What's a bigger flop: GTA: The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition or this reboot?
Financially, SR2022. The GTA name sells.
Emotionally, GTA:tDE. It's painful seeing these iconic games treated the way they did.

Overall, SR2022. GTA:tDE is still based off of 3 amazing games despite it's bugs and poor quality control. SR2022 is a Wal-Mart SR3 with a greasy layer of SocJus and tumblr poison.

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Reminder that it's not too late to apologise.
Just because I saw shit on the street doesn't mean I go apologize to my garbage bin outside.

Still not apologizing for a game born from a DLC concept that threw everything about the Saints games out the window.
At best I can appreciate SR3 a tad more. But I'm still pissed the lead developer for 3 flat-out said he despised the first two games and wanted to "correct course".
I was denied my cathartic end to the original Saints story about a band of brothers gone awry because of it.

It's actually my favorite superhero game. On its own merits, it was a good game. I don't see why the SR fandom has a problem with it.
It's a superhero game in a gangbanger franchise.
If you go to a bar and order some wings but get a crepe instead, you're going to be pissed no matter how tasty that crepe is.
 
God they got TLC and DMX but I see they really couldn't afford any other classic stuff, no rock, pop, etc. (Running over people to I Should Be So Lucky by Kylie Minogue, My Boo by Quad City DJ's or hell even Hounds of Love by Kate Bush or Roam/Planet Claire/Love Shack by the B-52's would have automatically made this at least a 7/10 by far.)


Edit: Are you fucking kidding me with that karaoke scene no no nooo they can't do the B-52's like that. Fucking hell.....
 
The fact that the industry has fucked itself so hard that the joke was almost believable is a scary enough thought.
I bought it hook line and sinker, and I'm still not certain it's not like, from a beta build or something. It's just perfect

I can safely say I have no idea. Even as a younger millennial the humor seems absurdly old. It's the kind of thing that was popular around 2002-2005.
The lead writer is a middle aged woman, so I guess that was the kind of humor that was popular when she was in college, and she got mentally locked there as thinking lolrandom humor is what the youth like?

What the hell is that type of hambeast?
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Someone who we'd make a thread about
 

Nuclear Blast – SM4​

  • “Betrayer” – Insidious Disease
  • “Bleed” – Meshuggah
  • “Cloud Connected” – In Flames
  • “Deconstructing Self-Destruction” – Killer Be Killed
  • “Empire of the Blind” – Heathen
  • “Repentless” – Slayer
  • “Stormcrow” – Benediction
  • “Underneath the Scars” – Kataklysm
  • “Weight of the False Self” – Hatebreed
  • “Worship Decay” – Sylosis
  • “Zombie Apocalypse” – Accept
...not bad.
They could've done a lot worse. Good to know that SR is still superior to GTA in the metal department since 2008.
Kinda surprised Volition allowed infamous super chud leafs Kataklysm on their game given their outspoken support for the trucker protests.

G4TV / Xplay is probably going to save the day and be ass-lickers by giving this game a perfect score for its woke elements.
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42 likes lmao. This beaner ain't saving shit.
 
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"we're disappointed" - gameranx of all fucking niggers
I mean if they were positive about this shit when the journos have decided that woke row must die is suicide at this point and gameranx is usually positive about shit and tries really hard to not say anything bad about a game they are covering.
hm... this is suspicious because these faggots REALLY dance around the bush even if the game is utter trash, cyberpunk of all games got a "it's ok" video by these faggots...
what did volition/deep silver do to journos? i'm honestly curious.
Probably the only type of people I've seen defending it. Redditors who spend all their time on r/gamingcirclejerk who'll blindly praise a game if they see anyone who they think is a " Gamer"/"Chud" get even just slightly bit annoyed at it. Also twitter users who still think Gamergate is a problem.
they never play games you mong, the time they spend playing games is the time they aren't calling people chuds or being contrarian to show that "gamers are bad and they are mad!!" and that is out of question, they go around watching playthroughs on youtube instead.
 
...not bad.
They could've done a lot worse. Good to know that SR is still superior to GTA in the metal department since 2008.
Kinda surprised Volition allowed infamous super chud leafs Kataklysm on their game given their outspoken support for the trucker protests.


42 likes lmao. This beaner ain't saving shit.
What are you talking about? Gta 4 had a lot of good metal, especially the episodes from liberty city. Gta5 doesn't have a metal station unless you count that rock station.
 
Rehabilitating 4 is like people saying the Star Wars Prequels are now "good". Maybe not as extreme but the same idea.
Say what you want about the prequel movies but at least they gave us Pod Racer on the N64, Republic Commando, The original 2 Battlefronts, and a bunch of other mediocre to good games.
 
What are you talking about? Gta 4 had a lot of good metal, especially the episodes from liberty city. Gta5 doesn't have a metal station unless you count that rock station.
GTA IV's LCHC is not metal; it's hardcore punk.
If you mean TLAD's add-on featuring Max Cavalera, it's mostly been-there-done-that safe bets that anyone into metal would have already heard before and are probably tired of. They're not bad songs by any means, but Volition was doing more than just licensing the hits.
I thank Volition for getting me into The Black Dahlia Murder & Chimaira. I can't really thank Rockstar for reminding me about Bathory or Sepultura.

inb4 someone reminds me of Sleeping Dog's metal station, don't. That station sucked balls.
It's like they intentionally set out to get the mediocre songs from the artists chosen. Choosing "Shock" over "Resurrection" or "Demanufacture" from Fear Factory or whatever the hell they chose from Machine Head & Devildriver over songs like "Wolves" and "Clouds Over California" respectively boggles the mind. Roadrunner records has good music; showcase it.

Unpopular opinion, but it was inevitable that the Saints would turn into a corporate brand in 3 given how they've taken over a city twice and became unintentional idols since the competition was worse.
They still had a story to tell with the hunt for Dex. The Dex vs Boss storyline is enough to spin a new game out of it.

Frankly, I'm surprised that the SR fandom had an uproar with 3 being over-the-top when 2's marketing was bashing IV by being over-the-top in comparison.
Because SR2 was OTT the way the GTA 3D era was. It was a spiritual successor to those 6 games (yes six, no one ever counts GTA Advance) given how R* had rebooted the series into a much more ""mature"" and ""gritty/realistic"" direction.
3 was OTT the same way Howard Stern was OTT; to provoke a reaction and sell via shock jock tactics.

the third one established an identity for itself
What identity? It's still the same one from 1 & 2 only riddled with more immature humor.
Look, I'm not against the idea of people who like 3, but SR3 was not breaking new ground by having giant purple dildos to hit NPCs with.
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Wrong game, that's Watch Dogs 2.


I never cared for Professor Genki. That was bizarre.


4 tried to parody sci-fi tropes, particularly with Mass Effect. There's a lot of character development and fan service with the side missions and collectibles. That said, the puzzles can go fuck themselves.

How did The Boss be President of the United States after 3? Who cares, it's a video game! Although, I think it was meant to parody choices in video games.

The parody aspects hurt the game rather than enhanced it, imo. I know it's in line with Saints Row to take potshots at other games, but did it really add anything to the game when you stop to poke fun at Mass Effect and Metal Gear? Did you really need to shift the setting so much just to have these basic-bitch jabs that people have been joking about for years? If you were to rewrite the plot to take out the shit with the aliens and the spaceships and whatnot, I don't think you'd take anything important away from Saints Row 4. Honestly, I'd prefer a plot that centers around The Boss trying to become a politician like the game initially alludes to.
 
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I heard the new one is a real dumpster fire. I will check it out when it's on Xbox game pass or less than 5 bucks in less than a year.
 
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I wonder how much the studio regrets not fucking doing a Switch port right away. As I've said before, they might have picked up more curiosity/impulse purchases from Switch gamers given how Saints Row was the only sandbox crime game in town, especially if you factor in those who might not have bought GTA Trilogy due to the controversies associated with it.
 
@CWCissey Who the fuck are those artists? I recognize Slayer, DMX, and Busta Rhymes, and that's it. No oldies in a desert town in the middle of nowhere? I'd expect a country rock station with guys like the Allman Brothers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and so on.
God knows. I recognise Modest Mouse, Idles, La Luz, The 1975 (cucks), Ty Segall, Cage The Elephant and that's about it.

They clearly cheaped out.
 
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If you look close enough, you can see the shirtless douchebag has a tattoo of a waffle on his chest.

I know I said I wanted to see him get dragged to death earlier, now I want to see him get bludgeoned to death with a waffle iron.
The only way I'll ever pirate anything from Volition ever again. Much less buy anything from them. Would be if they release a video of Gat Sodomizing that thing with a waffle iron.

Also SR1/2/3/4/IDFKMayhem at least was cohesive.
What in the fuck is this? This is too autistic even for zoomers and theyve been mindfucked by retardo fortnite bullshit.
 
I'm starting to think that the shirtless douchebag is autistic. He's obsessed with waffles to the point of tattooing them on his body & pining for a $300 waffle iron, he coerces the "Boss" into going on a deadly rampage to retrieve some happy meal toy (don't care about the context, I'm sure it's incredibly idiotic regardless), and he seems to can't stand the feeling of wearing a shirt (vanity, or too much sensitivity?).

Maybe I'm overthinking it, maybe the writers just created a character so horrendous that he'd have a subforum on the Farms regardless.
 
>CAPATALISM AMIRITE?
>STUDENT LOANS
>WAFFLES
>HASHTAG HASHTAG

Everything about this game feels like it was made for a subsect of silicon valley hipsters who ignore the shit and drug needles in the streets of San Fran. Nothing about this game appeals to anyone not in that bubble. Tone deaf is the common phrase, but this is tuned to a tone only an up his own ass Californian would be able to pick up. It has no appeal to anyone outside of that subsect of America. To take one of the things they like to bitch about. They gentrified Saints Row.
Disagree. Even silicon valley hipsters would find this shit passé. It might have had a place in 2010 but in 2022? all of these points have been made 1000 times over and it's just laughable now.
 
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