random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Mal0]

And to think I've been pooping out of my mouth this whole time! Thanks, Glamour magazine UK!

replace trannies with grannies and the whole wide world would be cooler

I don't support big clits unless they got the muscles/abs to go with it.

NGL a big clit sounds fun but not taking T or putting a vacuum on my junk fun

Which intersex condition has doctors install a sexy invisible vagina at age 6?

 

[Kheapathic]

National Inclusive Guardians Giving Equity Rights

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Now I know how the disciples felt after Jesus rose from the dead.

 

[Mr Bunny]

chronically raped prison population
chronically raped prison population
chronically raped
chronically raped

 

[Meat Target]

Furries are so disgusting that even Pajeets can lecture them about hygiene

If you pick up and eat a random pizza in a hallway at a furry con you probably deserve whatever aids or stds you get from it.

 

[Mr Bunny]

White people trying to explain to my glorious afro why I "should know better."

 

[Meat Target]

Work may not set you free, but you get a pizza.

 

[PhoBingas]

"You will do anything to protect that child, even by posting on Kiwi Farms"

 

[P. Barnes' THOT]

Forgive me for asking this, but I'm a bit behind on this thread. Who nutted on the pizza?

 

[Meat Target]

Ugly people are thankfully not a protected class.

 

[Local Fed]

I have a bunch of downloaded porn so I'm good on that front, so probably just hunt null for sport.

I support a child abuser cos I have anxiety

Ok, fair enough. I draw the line at pegging... for any reason, including food stamps.

Masturbating in someone else’s underwear is a huge violation that these maladjusted freaks don’t seem to grasp.

I say LatinX to enrage Latinos.

Ok what was the reason Null banned God for?

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

One does not reply to @sanguis draconis, we can only listen and hope that we have the gumption to learn from the wisdom they impart.

I don't think my dick looks like that, then again mine doesn't usually fall off.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Greer write all of his own music.

GREER WRITE ALL OF HIS OWN MUSIC.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Mom always said so, your honor

Is there anything this gimp face won't sue??

Hey guys I’m going on America’s Got Talent this week, I can’t sing and dance for shit but wish me luck!

This is the movie the world needs right now. Have the script on my desk by Friday, kid.

 

[stupid orc]

I will fully admit that I’m a filthy, unapologetic dog racist.

 

[Meat Target]

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"All we are talking about here is arson"

THE ADVERTS! THEY TAUNT AND HAUNT ME!!!!!

you poor stupid exceptional individual, don't put your fork in a toaster.

Citing a receding hairline as physical damage done in a court case is pretty fucking funny.

I'd watch American football if it involved +300lb men mowing over Ben Shapiro.

Genocide is essentially the same thing as a time-out, or going to bed without supper.

his Dissertation Defense would just be him telling the people on the board "Noooooo Child, that's not what it says, you didn't actually Read it"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And the Académie is silent for a change.

 

[TheRetardKing]

When Christmas Eve comes, hang a noose down your neighbor's chimney, dress up as Santa Claus, and throw yourself down the chimney while the family has a fire going.

 

[Uncle Warren]