random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

John still has a penis a inverted penis is a penis and then he wants to show everyone his penis

Nevermind the fact that without industrial civilization and it's consequences, there are no trannies and there are no bathrooms.

don't do the mariana trench like that, it's the deepest place on earth

 

[Law]

You done messed up Brittney Jane Rogers from Texas.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Whoever said Twitter is about imagining somebody who doesn't exist is real just to get angry about it deserves a Nobel prize.

If you seek purity, you will find nothing.

Fluoride in the water not Nature Gender courses.

Racist shitposters are literally killing trans animals

Wait is it a female deer that grew antlers or a male deer that has no penis?
This distinction is very important

"Kyle... we've got one more mission for you."

"I don't do that anymore, chief."

STOP. APOLOGIZING.

Ten to one odds, if this fag had a time machine he'd rape himself.

I hate queers more than i hate myself these days

Wouldn't that violate the conservation of energy in that no two same amounts of matter can occupy the same space or something from Timecop and cause him to destroy himself by assfucking?

I'd have more respect for this guy if he just admitted he jacks off while fantasising about Marty McFly butt fucking his teenage father.

Fuck you, it is perfection and if you don't like it how it is you should pour a bottle of bleach in a bucket and DROWN YOURSELF IN IT.

I assume the son's time travel novel is about him traveling back in time to rape himself to ensure he becomes a troon.

Pounded in the Butt by my Future Butt.

 

[SCSI]

What a retarded web we weave.

Equality means crack pipes for all of us.

Glow niggers supply the crack and congress supplies the pipes to smoke the crack. This is absurd even by clown world standards.

The merge has truly begun, the deer have started to troon out. They must have discovered reddit

Everybody gangsta till the deer get groomed

Goddamn. Even the deer are trooning out.

 

[tranny2000]

Calling your potential lawyer a "downs syndrome loli" is a great way to build rapport.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Judging from how bloated he's become the only thing Trudeau would be putting into his mouth is a butter stick

Oh shit frenchy just switched to English to tell off a faggot lefty grandstanding. Ill try a shitty clip shortly

Fuckin jannies give me back my winner sticker

I turn the stream on and the french woman is making sense. We're truly in clown world.

I’m not watching these cunts say the same 3 things over and over again, let me know when Trudeau kills himself or resigns

Why not both? Meth and GRIDS go together like sin and damnation.

Am I kawaii, Trudeau-san?

Wrestling is real, folks. Don't let this faggot mislead you, sweet children.

If a Saint Bernard decides he likes you and that he wants to be a lap dog, you don't get a say in the matter. He is now a lap dog, and your lap belongs to him.

You'd think, but this is Clown World and every day brings fresh horrors.

Build your own overland shipping economy bro

I hope your cat pukes in your shoes.

(I am not watching like 10+ hours combined of politiroaches ranting, I have neither enough rum nor autism for that.) (Well, I do, but my liver can't keep up and I'm pretty sure I need that to shitpost.)

 

[Law]

As the Cobraverse lore master I laugh at you all.

 

[Meat Target]

IF A&N FAGGOTS COULD PLEASE STOP SPINNING UP CONSPIRACIES ABOUT MODERATION FOR ONE FUCKING WEEK I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Minions! How evil. The boomers must be stopped at any cost!

Jut stop being faggots and jannies won't have to clean up the spedghetti you threw all over the walls.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

An old Japanese meme.

“チャリで来た。”

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

no one ever feels bad for saying nigger

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Persona 3 was really ahead of the curve by making taking a shit a gameplay mechanic

Their faces are basically just skulls with skin pulled over, and they have Power Ranger suits that are also space suits. So much more appealing than period blood.

 

[Aunt Carol]

and by queer couples, i mostly mean lesiban couples where one of the lesbians is clearly the man butch-lesbo but whatever.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Hope she gets the rope and have a dude dressed as Spongebob kick the chair.

Equality means crack pipes for all of us.

I remember null said he yelled at a gypsie child who got between him and McDonald's

It was a positive, I still think we should gas the thieving pikey bastards, its the only way to ensure those smelly fucking gippo caravans don't show up near my house again.

if I had busted my ass for years to get to the international mcdonalds orgy and then it's some police state shit because goddamn mainland china I'd be pissed af too

 

[Meat Target]

My lust for Hillary Clinton is more legitimate than his football career.

I’m not a faggot homosexual, sorry.

"Free Automobile and Gasoline Government Of Truckistan"

What if I get a bullhorn system that gives "meaningful" critiques like "you r gay and that's bad because AIDS and furthermore..."

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

If they want to read the insane gibberish I send to my friends via group chat, such as complaining about how not believing in the Moon landings proves people don’t believe in fairies, and talking about old Georgian farmers whining about the cold, then let them.

My friends don’t even understand half of what I‘m saying. I can keep an entire team of CIA translators busy by myself.

 

[PhoBingas]

It's like if you were hired as a replacement for a shelf stocker in a grocery store, but the previous employees could block your path and shoot you with tennis balls american gladiator style while you tried.

 

[AMHOLIO]

from @garbage cake 's proving grounds thread on erin the troon

 

[Meiwaku]

@bernadette:

its giving a lot of credit to a brain that is essentially neuron soup.

tfw mobilefagging

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY HONK EM ALL!!!

From the Freedom Convoy thread.