random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

OP needs to switch to decaf methamphetamine

 

[Coelacanth]

Everyday is America day if you tell everyone else to go fuck themselves.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, but she's spiritually advanced.

She's Jonathan Livingston Smeagol!

 

[stuffandthings]

I'll have you know these hands can eviscerate a deer from esophagus to anus without compromising the GI tract, using nothing more than a common knife

You don't want the kind of women that line works well with.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

just because she has a pretty face, nice white body and a yummy pussy does not make her opinions on something like this valid.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I just thank the Lord Jesus Christ that there are men who rip animal guts out the asshole so that I can buy meat at the supermarket.

 

[EyeGuy]

A poem:

Dilation hurts. The pain won't stop me. Surgery hurt. The pain didn't stop me. Electrolysis hurt. The pain didn't stop me. Laser hurt. The pain didn't stop me. Dysphoria hurt more than anything else. The pain didn't stop me. Dilation hurts. The pain won't stop me.

 

[I am vomit]

It's a very vivid memory. I could go into further detail of which scene triggered which ejaculation and the quality of the orgasm of each one if you like.

Oh please regale us with your tale of chronic masturbation. And I do know who you are, Robert Newmark of Sarasota, FL.

Hiking with the last four remaining core members of the cult.

"The holocaust? REEE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT, HOLLYWOOD IS A DOCUMENTARY!!! Kids gettng raped? Hahah interesting lets have a nuanced discussion..."

She wanted to have a kid and she saw Ralph's Rosacea, obesity, alcoholism, drug addictions, family history of diabetes and disabilities, and the poverty crack shack and thought to herself, "Yes, this is the genetic pool I need for my child."

 

[The Un-Clit]

My 7 proxies have still defeated him.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

ShirtBusters/Toro confessing to like monster dicks:

(Source)

 

[A-№1]

he's a simp who ate boiled hamster to impress a girl

 

[Meat Target]

I will preface this with, God preserve my soul. Woman, whoever you are, it is tragic you son committed these acts, may you have peace in this time.

But, dare i say, OO GOO GA GA MOMMY MILKIE PLZ

 

[PhoBingas]

You are woefully ignorant. My emotional support tiger has NEVER mauled anyone!

 

[Table Country]

I simply cannot understand why it was not stated that nipples were sexual dimorphism from the get-go. Yes, it's utterly asinine, but it would be such a simple answer without all of the Nipple-Gate semantics.

 

[Local Fed]

Nearby was a headstone of an obvious troon, who had both his female name and deadname on it. I grimly remarked, "They'll use your real name when they bury you, indeed." My aunt didn't get it, I had to specifically spell out to her what I was talking about.

I have some ideas:

Newfag colloseum

Don't let this abortion nonsense distract you from the far more important Steam Summer Sale.

Then I thought "How can I make this racist?"

Women can't use the semper fi rating because if they try to put their fist on their chest they'll punch themselves in the tit.

The last time I felt real joy was when a teacher taught me how to subtract from 3 digit numbers.

 

[Meiwaku]

It’s called Eastern Europe and it’s unfortunate all gays are mistaken for Albanians.

What a grotesque mystery meat non-white savage. Send these people back to the jungles of central america.

I just don't want to deal with navigating the underground railroad of a goddamn lesbian dating app as a "terf"

 

[s0mbra]

At least post the rest of my quote

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Faggots are gonna feel the pain of Alan Ralooo'ing out with his unfiltered autism strength being unleashed and there's nothing to stop him except elephant tranquilizers.

 

[Meat Target]

You can continue your obsessive para social drama club around a mother raping retard or some white trash washed up streamer with out even coming here.

 

[SCSI]

I'm 100 percent whiter than you.

The government is fat, and I would not have sex with them.

Like that time Mr. Rogers took a huge bong rip on 4/20

Give me back my penis I know it was you who took it.