random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Skitarii]

We have nothing to lose but our bans.

 

[SCSI]

Imagine thinking it's a lovely day. You go outside for some fresh air and a dead thief is hanging from a post with his eyes bulging.

Neovags are like mystery boxes - you don't know what treasure will come out.

I now eternally have "Alister Crowley erotic fanfic" in my history forever. Thanks me.

((I know this last one's not text, but it's sure as shit random. Expand the quotebox to actually see the play button.)

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@secret watcher THIS IS NOT A THREAT, THIS IS A PROMISE.

 

[Cats]

 

[Table Country]

You wake up one day just to find a big fat hairy stinky naked leftist that is Vaush was spooning with you. What would you do next?

Freak out, because I've obviously been turned into a horse.

Would any fatass shooting be a "mass" shooting?

God does a little trolling

 

[Pringles Can]

PS: Take my childrens address off of your website. And furries who have spread it: Fuck all of you. You're not hurting me, you're endangering their lives. Please think about their safety, even though Joshua Moon NEVER WILL.

-Gabe Sickel

 

[Crazedking]

To be fair, just because someone sodomize’s a boy, doesn’t mean he’s gay.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

@Mr Bunny offering his solution to America's problems.

A lack of gun duels is the problem, we're clearly in the wild west again. So might as well go back to shooting each other when they throw out disrespect.

More Dakka is clearly the solution to American's problems, is what I am saying.

 

[Just A Butt]

So you deny penis in the vagina?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I'm remembering one guy specifically whose directory photo on the hospital website resembles an Al Qaeda proof-of-life photograph of Eeyore.

 

[Table Country]

Doubleplus damn it.

It's not a flags fault you often think of men fucking buddy.

I identify as a gay nigger from outer space. I am appropriating heterosexual culture because of italicized text.

 

[Karellen]

When you get BTFO'd so hard your pronouns fly off.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

terfs mark their territory by leaving behind pubes.

 

[Meat Target]

Sir this is a no Ya'lling zone

 

[KiwiFuzz]

A topic to discuss further. Transgender "people" is actually an oxymoron, because "people" who are transgender are not really people at all.

It's always been a mystical place where a lot of energy is released when you take massive dumps or get raped which invoke sexual silent hill type demons, everyone knows this

The Clinton Foundation did not respond to a request for comment.

 

[Hitman One]

You're a mud person, fuck off back to Mordor.

Us rats disavow Baked Alaska and ask that he not be compared to our noble brood

 

[Autistic Joe]

fucking lol at "I really hope the hole thing can be 'lowered' somehow in the revision surgery".

maybe they can move his butthole higher instead

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

“Squirrel powered.”
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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

George Takei is every negative trait a lefty can have all rolled up into one person.

How the fuck do these zombie internet companies keep going?

No zoomer is going to watch 35 year olds do a bunny challenge and immediately go to buy two shirts which cost 130$.

Spoon feed me, please.

Never try take a nigger's gun, his crack or his watermelon.

I blame the pighorse hybrid's existence on God trolling me for posting that

I don’t know if I like the implication that Daphne is into furry porn

the fact that it gets worse the longer you stare at it definitely suggests this was the work of a furry.

Atari games are an absolute waste of time. You can play every good game on that system in like an afternoon.

Like Custer's revenge

 

[I am vomit]

Let him live in your house and fuck your mother, why don't you?

At this point, he just reminds me of a rapey, retarded Butters.

If the "herbs" she used to "treat" Josh's rabies was weed, I think my brain would done explode.

You think his parents bribed him with pokemon cards to make him stop sniffing random animals from outside if that is the case?

DistantKingdom is not a pedo. He just likes the feet of little girls

SJWs hate boobs on cishet women unless they're really fat.

4chan went to shit & I like being racist

You can take nigger out of the sand but not the sand out of the nigger.

I actually appreciate that the children aren't rainbow-coloured but just standard black, nice touch.

Oh shut the fuck up, you irrelevant bag of lymph fluid and scabs.

Leave it to a thread full of obese bathrobe-wearing Pall Mall smokers not to understand thing one about power dynamics.

Miss beluga nigger fucker may not even be able to see though the forehead fat blocking her vision by Gage's fifth birthday lol.

"Lululu, lululu, goin' home on monday lululu.... lululu, lululu, gonna fuck my barbie, lululu"

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

HP Lovecraft wrote about this and niggers.

They always feel like looking at something, though incredibly gross, sexually neutral. Like roadkill.