random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

This proves that you have indeed cannibalized a person before. I applaud your gusto even though humans are not preferred food.

 

[Local Fed]

All she does is tell on herself. There are two types of women who can explain cum shots that specifically.

I swear half of black vocabulary is "shieeeet", "fuck", "muhfuggin"/"muhfugga", , , , , and

Yay I'm an honorary white. Niggers - you're on notice.

Ok I know you will bully me for this. I did think about becoming Trans. Let me explain, obviously I don't have a fetish or think I am a woman. I just liked the idea of the power it gives you.

 

[Meat Target]

If you can't trust an aztec stripper vampire god, who can you trust?

 

[vomitusdeux]

is....is that a dead body in Alice's special box? Did Alice finally 41% and their Pooner can't bear to discard the body?

Since this is apparently a safe space for stank puss spergery:

*In elder pooners who haven't ben spayed this can lead to the whole junk going septic, so if your stinky pooner is more than 5 years on T get her to the vet ASAP before her boi-uterus ruptures.

If Chris is both a girl and a boy now can we call him a Goy?

I honestly hate anal. There’s bleeding, there’s poop, there’s smell. No matter how you prep and what you do, it’s not romantic. That’s honestly the #1 reason I want to get GRS. Otherwise I don’t mind it, it’s like an appendage. Like a third nipple. Is that too vain to proceed w such a high risk surgery?

Yes rather than simply not putting things in your ass, you should amputate some body parts. Only sane solution.

Sometimes being a fag is a real pain in the ass.

look at this smug cunts face. She really thinks shes hot shit when she actually looks like mclovins little dyke sister.

Wtf?!? This absolute bottom tier deviant is keeping a colony of bacteria as pets in his stinkditch?!

You might steal my thunder but I'm still the lightning thief.

 

[Punished Puck]

No matter what happens, he's still our monkey and he will still dance for our amusement.

 

[Spud]

Coded language can't hide millions of dead people

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Clearly we live in a Societussy.

 

[Table Country]

Why the fuck are you talking about this, why are you looking at this and pressing “Enter”

> WOMAN DETECTED

[OPINION REJECTED]

18 naked mid chicks in the showers at Berwyn

Bottom Textussy

 

[Gentlebastard]

Looking forward to when he gets his handicapped sticker and scooter so he can complain about how things are unfair for his specific self-inflicted circumstances, especially when he starts comparing himself to other disabled people who "don't really need to park that close". It'll happen, mark my words.

Well, someone has to find him attractive. It ain't the rest of us.

He's based, but man, types like he also had four strokes. I know Marines are joked as as crayoneaters but sheesh.

Their goal is to stop people from dying and rehabilitate them as much as possible. Inatagramable food isn't in their mission statement.

LOL he's a Jewish tranny who was dating a Saudi Arabian tranny? Absolutely HARAM

Jack is a Wonder Bread wop. A dim-witted dago. A bargain-bin Berlusconi.

A Moulignon Manhood Muncher.

Mayonnaise Mussolini
Scootin' Soprano

Retarded Roman
Alfredo American
Fugazzi Fettucine

Damn, that is some interesting Heresy you found there.

I know someone who trooned out 2020, got the chop in Thailand early 2021, & killed themselves by the end of the year. Tranny speedrun.

Give me 1 smoke and nek minnit I’ll be sucking trannies off behind the bus stop for a huff of petrol from the homeless abo who plays Rose Tattoo on guitar out the front of the local Woolies.

As a gay exmuslim, let me just say, a war between troons and muslims would be the highlight of my life.

It’s a story where I get to hate everyone involved.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

Buckle up buttercup, it's about to get a lot dirtier and a lot stinkier where you're headed.

So much innocence lost in these threads.
Gone forever.

 

[Seafarer]

It is like a autism arms race.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

This poor motherfucker not only falsely accused of rape, his parents named him after Olive Garden
Never had a chance

 

[Quickfix]

The Finns are just Danes if Danes were Chinese.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Real life isn't Dragon Ball Z. It doesn't matter how long grandma has been training karate. I punch her in the head once and it's naptime forever.

 

[Brain Power]

“DICK CUT, CANT COOM!”

FTM triggered due to inanimate boner joke.

Crawling in my dreams
this crotch wound will not heal

*fucks with urethra*

"WHY IS PISSING HARDER THAN BEFORE???!?!?"

"TW: Possible bottom dysphoria"

 

[Zero Day Defense]

There only one reason this happened.

They needed to shit something down.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If I had a time machine I'd go back and fedpost every slave ship before it left for Africa to save us from this kind of lunacy. Then I'd go and try to bang Audrey Hepburn because I'd deserve it.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

If I didn't know it was Ralph I would have been completely disgusted but luckily his ballbag shaped gunt fell out of his shirt next to his purse to remind me.
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[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Let’s see who’s going to get to me first. My wife who left the house about 10 minutes ago or the nurse that I rang to go Ppee [OBJ] about 10 minutes ago. [OBJ]

 

[Meat Target]

Yes this is no time to fulfill sexual fantasies!