random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Useful_Mistake]

Crimes: Black.

Crimes: Now a troon.

 

[MrJokerRager]

>'the acceptance is fine', she says, as her daughter is beaten and exposed to cocks and balls
Californians are such fucking retards

 

[KiwiFuzz]

They make medication for that. You know, when the demons in your titties whisper dark things to you at night.

Your attempts to make my statements seem based on emotion is truly a work of deception and devilry. You’d do well to spend time with an exorcist.

times are real fucking tough over at fox news lmao

Fun fact that person is now farting out that mandible

Thanks Ben, without someone shining a light on irrelevant internet forums talking about minor TV show hosts being fired the powerful would keep getting away with destroying the ability of the lower classes to accumulate capital, deploying armed force against innocent people harming no one, empowering corporations with monopolies and other privileges, allowing a global elite to leech off the working class and constrain their liberties by force with applause from journalists, a constant panic by said elite's hanger-ons about "democracy" that they want to address by using the power of the state to silence dissent and limit people's choices, and other such things that totally are not important unlike someone on a forum lamenting that somebody who was employed for a long time at your employer getting fired again but by a company you really really really really hate because it ever so mildly steps out of line from your social classes singular "consensus" about the need for the lower classes to have violence deployed against them constantly.

Nothing says masculinity quite like crytyping.

I bet the other chick owns the butthole, so if he does anal he's cheating on his girlfriend with her sister.

lock this fucker up in gay baby jail

They Don't Want You To Know About The Fart Type IX

Nobody wants to ban gas powered statues of the founding fathers!!

"I might be a pedophile, but at least I'm not FAR RIGHT"

Mathpill me or roachpill me or something.

Only nature knows how to create penises and animals that look like penises

 

[Zero Day Defense]

A Dutch man suspected of fathering more than 550 children worldwide through sperm donations has been ordered to stop.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This is why I stick to 2D.

But for real though..

Where did "This is why I stick to 2D." "But for real though.." come from anyway?

 

[Mr Bunny]

I keep screaming but God won’t listen. Instead he sent Winnie the Pooh.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Literally 1984. IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO PARTAKE IN THE BUSS THAT NUT CHALLENGE? NO SAYS THE MAN AT THE SPERM BANK, "WE ALL READY HAVE 5 LITRES OF YOU IN RESERVE"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Apparently Karl from InRange is into wearing dresses and acting like a fat Satanic Retard.

To quote future President Ye, "Who is they tho?"

The algorithm blessed me with this totally real and not an actor exorcism with televangelist Bob Larson with a chick who sold crystals and did reiki. Let this be a warning to all of you witches:

Transitioning did not do this sex offender any favors, just highlighted them.

Putting it lightly. It sounds like clowns with down syndrome trying to make a dubstep track.

He retains a milquetoast anti-government stance from his days as a Libertarian, but now it's more in line with his new audience of gay libtards.

"Mic check, one two, mic check. Can you hear me Satan?"

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

lmfao at the teaching assistant who has to read the psychology of zuko by adam white

Minors will cease and desist use of this site. This guy is hilarious in his stupidity, but the fun is taken out of it because it feels like a 16 year old Jeffrey Dahmer is giving me someone to laugh at.

please tell us more circumcision facts

I am so mad that the Jews stole my foreskin and added it to their massive foreskin golem in the first temple of Jerusalem. I think I will spend the next 3 months of my life sexting with a filipino man who has the mental capacity of an 8-year-old and convince him to cut off his entire penis because I am so mad at the world for depriving me of my foreskin.

“Only a man could be this good at chess! There’s a dick under that burka!”

Oh well, at least that sneeze fetish forum will welcome you back with open arms.
Fucking thing reads like a hay fever bukkake.

her tattoo saturation has reached 'pig who's rolled in dry algae' levels.

Has any lizard ever installed a fence backwards?

Imagine getting assblasted over a user named Kermit Jizz. Like imagine unironically thinking the words "Fuck that nigger KERMIT JIZZ he makes me so mad" and then not killing yourself in shame.

Try To Not Praise Hitler For Twelve Hours Challenge (impossible)

Every 8 pages there's gotta be the one guy here that wants the girls to have dicks, really speaks for society don't it

Video game QTE where every option is "share nudes with people younger than you unasked for".

You know interest rates are too damn high when only a billionaire can have the financial means to stuff a few retards into a house for like a month and broadcast their escapades 24/7 to tens of thousands of people.

I forgot how repugnant his dick is.

Who'd have thought being told to be quiet during a Tomba 2 speedrun would fuck a person up so badly?

A drowning fetish is very strange

There's something wrong with you if you don't think it's hilarious watching an 3 retards forcibly sissify an Asian man against his will so they can do a sketch comedy routine about a Dr. Goldberg eating baby foreskins and giving out Covid vaccines that turn people into trannies.

In his own discord he used to post long strings of letters and numbers then lie and say his cat walked across his keyboard so people would talk to him. I think he’s doing the same thing here except with his penis.

you can't uncumshot yourself from those videos you sent, you retard.

"I'M A REAL INCEL NIGGA"
"I'M NOT A NORMAL PERSON I'M JUST A FREAK"

From the recent Beardson featured video.

 

[JustSomeDong]

They're the lumpenintelligentsia: too stupid to succeed at white collar labor, and too lazy to give blue collar work a go, they demand free things while simping for the class they wish they belonged to.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

...dude, what the fuck is going on with the hands?
sorry i mean paws uwu

I am not and will never be cool enough to ride a motorcycle or hide from the IRS

You at least don't pee your pants on video for what I know.

The 80’s made people think that Hoverboards and the rise of the unstoppable force of the Internet and vintage video games would change the way we view society. Problem is that the wrong kinds of forces chose people that subverted the changes we see in these kinds of lolcows today.

When I die and go to Hell, Satan will torture me with Kino Casino reruns for all eternity.

Don’t forget to ring the “RETARD ALERT” triangle! Whoa there, folks! That’s going to be the end of our free eternal punishment segment. The PREMIUM Damnation for All Time will be available on the Cumroad for a mere $1,000 a month.

Is it really a scam if retards online are willing to pay money for their retarded thoughts to be read aloud by their E-daddy.

Looks like his diet consists of tendies, and mountain dew

Don't worry. We'll soon have enough data for another case study on tranny insanny. Just keep posting.

If "Wanko" means "small dog" and "Wanko Soba" is a noodle dish, does that confirm the Asian stereotype?
I always thought it was Koreans that ate dogs?

Yeah it's not like Ralph would ever release revenge pornography to get back at someone who made him look like a bitch.

Are you implying that the grey in Nick's hair is Drexel's semen?

this thread moves too fast and i'm not autistic enough (and have an actual life) to read 100+ new posts every visit.

Some big hot dog drama going on

 

[Berrakh]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/matt-e...beansoy-queerly.112822/page-139#post-16268327

Beardson’s screeching. The bits where he calls himself a loser who has no one in his life and asks “what’s your fucking problem” to the guy laughing at him.

 

[Faceless Whore]

@General Insomnia

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

NGL when I open his channel on Telegram and see him hawking his "special offers" for the beginning of the semester I lol. Like wtf, 50% off terrorist threats and attempted murder, what a deal

"Thousands of people don't laugh at me, stalker. Never have."

It's not Trump's fault you're such a fat diabetic retard.

 

[Watcher]

Where did "This is why I stick to 2D." "But for real though.." come from anyway?

99% certain I was quoting Cute Anime Girl in chat at the time. Which prompted him to reply "but for real though" when I did. At the time chat would post thread replies as they occurred in real time.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Well gosh, why is it so hard to find respect when soliciting strangers to stage puerile, porny sexual acts?

Has anybody tried telling them thats there's more to life than orgasms? Or is that just a bridge too far for them?

Short answer, duh.

Long answer, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't fucking lie to me, I know your kind.

I'd rather fuck a corpse than a troon. At least the corpse is supposed to be necrotizing.

Communicating with someone online without coming off as the Platonic ideal of an asshole

There's a lot of happy ground between "famous" and too chickenshit to try and fail.

"Ooohh I'm so glad I had sex-ed lessons so I didn't start RAPING anyone after I become a MANLY MAN who's HORNY all the time I treat women with RESPECT."

That fat imbecile will always somehow squirm his way out of a WIN. Every single time he is about to get a W, his ego gets in his way and he fucks it up.

It's easy: just don't post your ENTIRE life on Twitter and you'll win! "No!"

The good lolcows are the ones that write their own demise, with their own hands.

Bless his dilated fat heart.

Stroke number five is going to be magic, I can just feel feel it.

Ah, the old 'conditional performative kindness' trick. Then they act all shocked when they don't get any authentic kindness in return.

 

[Coelacanth]

my friends made me play pony town once and i said nigger one single time and got ip banned

 

[Rembrandt]

I wanted to share this as I found it powerful and moving and really made me reconsider my opposition towards punching small animals to death.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Don't have any tits to monetize, stalker.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's hard to trust women who are animes, it's even worse if they are a narutard.