random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Has the jannycaust finally begun?

The jannies had their mops taken away. Everyone point and laugh at the jannies.

If a redditor really wanted to make a mark on history (or at least get your name added to the reddit wikipedia article), you should commit suicide and blame it all on reddit taking away free access to the API. The more redditors that do it, the bigger the chance that the company will reverse their policy.

Sanctioned Suicide is only a click away if you need any help.

edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Men who are destroying themselves by cooming read a horror story about a guy who destroys himself by cooming and go "Wow, what a happy story!"

trooning out: the new midlife crisis

Life is a fuck
Born to sneed
1488 dead trannies

These faggots protest with the softness of a nun's virgin blowjob.

(offensive jokes are okay when we do it)

When I cheer the fact 500 africans drown trying to cross to Italy, it is not because I am rooting for the sea.

Is it true? Is it finally the Night of the Long Brooms?

OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED.

Hearing about reddit problems is like hearing about bombings in Africa.
By that I mean I don't really give a shit, since it only affects the local AIDS nigger population.

I hit my 40's, bought a 60 year old red convertible with a black top and a 401ci Nailhead and thought I was being stereotypical.

That being said, if I have a choice between running around looking like a linebacker in lipstick or driving a cool car.... I'll take the latter.

At least my dick still works in the latter case.

This is a man who in his own case tried to personally introduce in court how he kidnaps Negro children and turns them into pepperoni.

Physical mass is the only real asset that he has, and even most of that is water and empty subatomic space.

people die three times: when you pass, when your name is last spoken, and when your internet content is wiped from company databases.

R/crack has blacked out. I repeat, r/crack has blacked out.

REDDIT REFUGEES NOT WELCOME
KEEP MOVING

I hope you can one day fulfill your dream of organizing all Kiwi Farmers into beating Redditors with wet HDMI cables and industrial cattle prods.

Nobody would cross that picket line…..but we would, and in one fell swoop, every board would be filled with Terry Davis videos screaming “Nigger cattle!” Many an asshole picture would be seen, many a tranny would seethe.

The prime corpojanny is a Twitch-mod who came in their pants after getting a hug from a female streamer and admitting it on camera. That's the level of humanity you're dealing with with corpojanitors.

You are just salty that null never touched you...

Pro-LGBT Church Destroyed After Act of God

I'm glad God is also celebrating Pride month in his own way

This as funny as lightning striking that wall with the mural of Saint Floyd on it.

Relax, they'll go back to their discords once they pop on here and realise there's no child porn.

 

[Niggolash]

 

[RACISM]

Null knows exactly what he did and he's going to have to live with the consequences of his actions, even if he's blissfully unaware

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Straight white transphobes did this to him. It can't be that he is now fucking repulsive looking and nobody wants to look at or touch him. It can't be that.

It can't be that we don't like seeing niggers burn our cities to the ground and grift for jew-pities and societal favor because normal people demand that there be consequences for their actions. It can't be that we sometimes express disdain toward them because they have made blatant disrespect a definitive feature of their culture and attitude. We're just racists. It must be that.

Why do we keep doing this to poor marginalized groups?

Sounds like you wish she'd grow one. You're obviously in the balls side of the futa camp.

Even if she did, they'd still be bigger than yours. Nigger.

I am woefully uninformed about the vast majority of YouTube Commentary Cows, but I've really got to say that every single time I hear the name Bowblax all I can imagine is a blown-out bottom faggot with a BBC obsession. Bowblax sounds way too close to "blow blacks" for me to come to any other conclusion.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I bring up SA a lot for this very reason, and because it's sort of to the Internet was the Holocaust was to the 21st century

 

[NoReturn]

If you ever wanted to see Goofy dancing in drag...

 

[Gentlebastard]

I need to know how to improve Tor consistency with crystals.

Days since fat men troons tried erasing women to make themselves valid 1 0

Recently John Hopkins University shown their LGBTQ+ glossary describing lesbians as "non-man attracted to non-men",

Imma show them a picture of a couple of dogs fucking, and say "Behold, a lesbian!"

There's nothing more manly than comforting your dudebro during his period.

There is much cope, and all of it is archived here.

"I have a beautiful singing voice"
"I sound like Kermit the Frog"

it’s like Paris syndrome but for faggotry

He kept yelling at the makeup lady, ate the sound guy, and left this trail of grease all over the studio. They were glad to get rid of him but the smell still lingers. Also he broke all their chairs by being very fat.

Chris asks how we deal with the lying media. Someone has a solution*
(*I am legally obligated to say I do not endorse this solution)

There's literally an informal tranny cult on reddit, and sometimes it's a tranny death cult.

I was promised dead troons. I want my fucking BAT back.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

A hundred Auschwitzes won't be enough.

 

[RACISM]

I don't care, kiwi farms in 2023 is a dead gay nigger site and all he cares about is shekels. 2022 was a golden year, recently he's ignored all logic, I have no faith he has anything he can do to dig him out of the hole he dug for over a decade of being a fat, antisocial, homosexual sadist. It's one thing to be like "oh, this is a hot potato, I might be worse off for rolling the dice here, but it's for the best" it's another thing entirely to go "so reddit for nazis, run by a man who admitted to watching shotacon hentai and wanting to cut a woman into little pieces and rape her until she shits herself and then leaves her to starve". Like, the sort of stuff that happens here has been happening in Facebook groups the entire time, Twitter has moved towards a more free speech situation. We lift news articles from other websites. Almost everything that's documented is given freely and next to none of it is actually hunted for. I hope Null's saving cause he's been listening to people who fucking hate him and don't give a shit about his website and I'm done caring if I stay or go. We are the website, without us, there's nothing here, and I'm done stressing about him and his long term success, he can either let people speak freely or he can fuck off back to his fucking hovel and have trannies hunt him down like a stuck pig cause he's too pussy to just shoot them when they come to his house with a knife like Greta and Nina did.

 

[Sprate Header]

It's not "domestic abuse" you fucking bigots, it's a "relationship accident".

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Ours is paved with facts and painful truths, and we have no idea where it will lead.

 

[Betonhaus]

I have a vagina, and you're a bigger pussy than I am.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I know it's a boring thread now, but I don't see why it should die when Byuu won't.

She’s a good girl and she merges my quadruple-posts with minimal anger. What more do you want?

This might also be the reason why she randomly cures people's autism.

She said meaningful things to me such as.

"I don't like you but I'll cure your autism"

fire null too

Is this the mod thirst thread? Does she have khazar milkers?

She's my favorite online jew.

She put that in a pickles jar and pissed on it.

 

[Pissmaster]

Modern science has been proven to be less reliable than @animehellenist88 on twitter, the racist guy at the gym and the voice in your head.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

look, i know this shit sound and look autistic but hear me out. wouldn't it be better to browse this site in 4K glory?

fucking niggers, the source code of my site has nothing malicious in it.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The Jannie Genocide is apparently beginning.

A Jannycide, if you will.

Ah, memories! Getting baited into looking at goatse was the quintessential Web 1.0 Rite of Passage

Goatse's an old friend now.

I'll take a pervert with an immaculate stretch armstrong anus over a child killer with an unremarkable one. Or an amhole.

the meatspin song was playing on the radio at work, I couldn't get the image out of my head until the song ended.

HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!

IKEA catalog isn't much of a personality.

I first saw goatse (and many other "classic" images) sprayed on the walls in Counter-Strike. Ah, memories.

My personal shock spray was Rule 34 of Hitler with a giant boner giving the Roman salute.

This may be an unpopular opinion but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.

Who wants to play the ugly tranny game in the long running "we got lied to by some bald creep" series?

Of course, I'm armchair analyzing the minds of men so stupid they think they pass as women. I have no clue what they were thinking.

The chemtrail people are back, baby!

I've joked before that Skynet is going to be sexually harassed into killing all humans but damn if tumblr doesn't make it seem like a prophecy.

It’s like cryptozoology: the study of made up shit by retards.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Typically he's been loudly against pride, because gay pride "diminishes his pride in his lifestyle."

Yo! Zeus, can I borrow a thunderbolt?
Whatsup Yahweh? What are the mortals bothering you with now?
Gay orgies? Please! I turned into a swan to fuck bitches when I was tired of being a literal bull.
What? sterilising and sexualising kids? Even the Cult of Cybelle didn't go that low.

this town ain't big enough for two abusers, pardner

"I heard you say chocolate was pretty good but when I poured it into my asshole and I got constipated and it like, dried out and caked to me, I thought it was pretty painful, fuck chocolate." ~Josh Null Moon, Circa 2023

Also, this means that they have the biggest repository of Furry porn you can think of.

Sounds like a good way to troll yourself into a few decades in prison.

Racial grievancemongering has way more pull than haunted vaginas

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

3/10 Chink Lara has small tits.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

it was more likely the violent pyschotic tranny tbh.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Basically minimalism is the home style equivalent of that chick that claims she's into spirituality, Buddhism, inner peace and all that nonsense, but she regularly gets into hair-pullout fights in parking lots and screams at the slightest bit of unanticipated traffic.

I'm always astounded when someone wants to die but decides that he needs to go through a government-approved euthanasia program instead of picking one of the myriad ways available to him. Like, how pathetic are you when you have so little say over your own life that you can't even decide whether or not you continue living?

ffs, he can't even break a cookie in half

It's the classic tranny vs coomer war all over again.

Your tinfoil isn’t far off at all imo

If there's a tranny on the internet, it's creation or origin can be traced back to Tumblr, Neogaf/resetera, GDQ or SA.

THEY MAY HAVE BEEN A NECROPHILE KILLER.
BUT THEY WERE A HER.

a vast, well-organized online network of right-wing fascist cells (of which the now defunct KiwiFarms used to be one, wink wink)

It's over for the entire continent. A redditor has declared that they all are the big gay (he is very straight and has lots of sex).

If in any given conversation, the african is in the right, you should reevaluate your life choices

Even the AI knows you're a genetic dead end that cannot be allowed to breed at any cost