random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Useful_Mistake]

I try to be very kind and impartial in my use of ethnic slurs and use only the slurs that actually accurately describe the fat fucks I'm insulting that particular moment.

 

[Crex Crex]

Mickey Mouse is the most miserable ideal ever revealed. Healthy emotions tell every independent young man and every honorable youth that the dirty and filth-covered vermin, the greatest bacteria carrier in the animal kingdom, cannot be the ideal type of animal. Away with Jewish brutalization of the people! Down with Mickey Mouse! Wear the Swastika Cross!

 

[Gentlebastard]

Prepare to have your pleasant memories of yesteryear tarnished beyond repair.

Section 1: What the fuck am I looking at?​

just in case anyone's interested in delving further
and dear god does it go further

Late but some additional lore on that baguettenigger:

Now he's divorced, no longer a PhD candidate and is still writing neocommie diarrhea.

Couldn't have happend to a better person.

Trannies attempt to do tranny things in turkey. The bird people say no.

knocking over flowerpots to own the libs

TOR is too shit for me to archive, send help frens.

I used to think that someone playing world of warcraft was the peak of no lifing something, but fuck me man, this level of drama over being a moderator is just hilarious.

She was a pretty girl, fivehead notwithstanding.

But if they had their way, they'd enslave the farmers and force everyone to work in the Funco Pop mines.

Nothing like spending two hours in traffic a day to rejuvenate your hatred for the human race.

A mall exists and you go to it? The farms DDoS knocked us back to the 80s apparently.

all you need is a chicken, a cage, food, water, an illegal immigrant and a knife

The fartbox tonguepunching of Ukraine is almost as obnoxious and unjustified as the fartbox tonguepunching of the Alphabet cult. Fuck them both.

the rainbow means gay so much now that when kids just try to use every color in their art set, you have to wonder if they're a faggot or just being a regular kid that uses all the colors

if there is a god he doesn't want you to die because he's not done laughing at your stupid ass yet

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I motorboat necrotic tranny tiddies

 

[Shard]

There is literally nothing they can do to stop people from masturbating to nazi rape porn of their characters.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

BUCKOS LOVE HER
FISH FEAR HER

Fuck you you stupid nigger

Then it decided it wanted to grope your kids.

Justice Kentanji Brown Jackson, the women who ignorantly couldn't define what a woman is becuase she's "not a biologist", says "No one benefits from ignorance."

 

[Hitman One]

Fucking nigger how fucking hard is it to just fucking archive the fucking nigger article, you nigger piece of shit. You literally couldn't even do that correctly, you negloid. Couldn't even attach an attachment correctly you half-aborted monkey of a failure.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Where have humans not put drugs and sperm

 

[Meat Target]

say "nigger", OP

say it

say it

record yourself saying it out loud

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I say "cunt" in almost every thread and even I think this is offensive

 

[Gentlebastard]

Everyone get your alt accounts logged in, your pick and jackhammers ready, it’s time to mine some salt!

I am predicting they will be calling Clarence Thomas a nigger in less than 5 posts.

I guess you can't be a good attention whore on the internet if you also talk about the positive posts.

"but i NEED to act like an idiot on twitter for my WRITING CAREER"

"GOD is not done with me yet" You got that right fatso, hes proping you up as entertainment and a lesson for the rest of us who can understand and appreciate how good life is and how not to squander it off the good fortune that comes its way for shitty food.

THERE IS NO CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED RIGHT TO NOT BE CALLED A FAGGOT ON THE INTERNET!

Their humorless butthurt radicalized me more than Trump or Tucker or 4chan ever could have.

SCOTUS is literally telling me it's okay to alog

Can't remember the last time I read a National Geographic.

I remember my first African tribal titties two years before I found some weird porno mags in the woods.

Islamic this all you want people but thats how us old men had to do live back in the day.

Bro, I love NatGeo for all the nature shit and always have but as a doofy, horny pre teen living pre internet, them titties were mesmerizing.

Also how the fuck do you get broader appeal than bare titties?

Well that would explain this erection.

Your brain notices the difference. It rejects modernity and yearns to return to musical monke

He's going to be greasy from sweat again. The flop-sweat of an end-stage alcoholic. This time in front of a huge national audience.

I like millipedes, they're total bros and feel amazing walking across my hands, but centipedes freak me the fuck out. Those I flat out murder, fuck catching and relocating those spawns of Satan.

it's a corn kernel of truth in a sea of bullshit, but it's more truth than I ever expected out of her

Not this shit again. They're determined to claim Elagabalus as one of their own. I mean, sure, his degenerate, disgusting, sexually repulsive behaviour fits right in with all the other troons, but he was a man.

I guess you'll just have to live with the fact someone disagrees with you, and there's nothing you can do about it.

And no, they aren't giving me admin permissions on my machine, even if I offer hamburgers and a blowjob.

 

[Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6]

are you saying humanity has an inherent need for pizza

 

[Gentlebastard]

Are they just incapable of not trying to fuck kids? What the fuck.

"people have stalked and tormented miss chandler for over a decade, all because she once wrote pokemon and sonic fanfiction in 2006"

Honestly a bit nauseated, and I thought I had lost that capacity a while ago about things seen on-line.

Has the mentality of the terminally online lolcow ever been stated so pithily?

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Step 1: just bake til bubbly.

Look how obviously drunk this fat fag is. Imagine embarrassing your entire channel by putting this fat liar on it, telling obvious lies.

The stupid bitch managed to do some research. Which one of you opened the gates of hell for this to happen?

Looks like a faggot to me, chief.

I doubt that anyone other than a deviant fetishist is interested in raping you, dude.

"I'm your huckleberry, faggots."

 

[Meat Target]

besides, everyone knows releasing formosan termites into the cities is a safer and more environmentally conscious way of celebrating the 4th of july

>he wants the land of california to be destroyed by fire instead of letting the termites do their thing so we can salvage back the land and remake california into our own image

 

[DeadwastePrime]

@Meat Target honestly quite agreeable

 

[Clout $ Monei]

In other words - this post made me wanna troon out (but only my feet).

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He killed himself because he was a retarded, inbred hick faggot and had a moment of clarity and realized he'd be better off dead than continuing to exist as Smelly Melly's jizz donor.

An army of stalker children climbing out of a mirror to the dark web.

Wouldn't be the first time a woman only started to love a man when he died.

I CAN SNEED, I CAN SNEED

TRANNIES EAT SHIT

LIZ DONG JONES IS A RAPIST

KEFFALS IS A DRUG ADDICT

I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUCK

he is now burning in Hell and sucking down magma-hot demon semen by the gallon.

 

[Meat Target]

We will piss into the urinal so loud that even the Martians can hear it

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Queer-Platonic? You mean being friends???

 

[Croaking Spider]

What can you expect from a pathetic subspecies that eats cats, rats, bats and hats?