random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Now I think your therapist is shit for encouraging this fantasy, but if you're going to be a tranny, you need at least a dress and programmer socks.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Niggers are giant retarded violent children.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

look at you niggers....actually having hope......must be nice.......

 

[Gentlebastard]

Real men piss right next to each other. Shoulder to shoulder, like the spartans at Thermopylae.

I have a splitting headache today and laughing this hard only made it worse

And when standing next to your new urinal buddy, it's customary to gently place a hand on the small of his back. It's one of those little acts of acknowledgment and validation men like to do for one another.

Discussion over, farmers. The troon has spoken.

I made the mistake of opening the spoiler assuming that the micropenis would be a drawing instead of a real-life photo. I now wish I was blind, thanks.

Eunuchs were seen by many ancient societies as wise men whose opinions were sought out by kings and great men before making decisions that could affect whole nations.

It's seem standards have slipped. Eunuchs these days think castrating themselves makes them True and Honest Wahmen.

It's a good week for tranny arrest bodycam videos.

Does his hubris know no bounds? What am I saying, of course it doesn't.

He really thinks that watching star trek made him a scientist.

bet that guy's space ships don't even look like butt plugs at all, if he's actually designed any.

Wow! Look how shitty the city I live in is! Impressed? Wait until you see my hovel’s basement, child.

If he is anything in the gay “community”, he is a proper old school self loathing closeted married man ashamed of himself for cottaging and wanking in gay porn cinemas.

He might have been a degenerate faggot but his story is actually sad. He never had a chance to live in a normal environment with normal people.

 

[BirdUp]

GET HER GARETH FUCK HER UP!
KILL HER NOW!

 

[Tablet County]

You're not a true gamer until you ignore the futanari renamon with distended asshole spray while capping domes and throwing piss.

That reminds of the time when I had a place where we offered interest-free loans, an angry Ultra Orthodox looking man got in, shouted the real name of JHWH and exploded into little silver coins.

Do you hate life, fun, and joy, or are you just incapable of learning from experience?

Some random dude on Twitter with “ballslover” in their username insults you? Obviously this needs to be addressed.

he quite literally posted a video of someone calling him a fat retarded Jewish faggot and not a single person cared.

 

[Pedophobe]

I trust the power of lysol and so should you.

When it comes to e-celebs it's safe to assume they're either all faggots from the start or will eventually become faggots in one way or another as they go along

Internet's dead bro. Assume every other site is botted to hell.

Until there's evidence one way or the other I will 100% believe it because I think it's funny.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

I guess Israel needs some Naruto runners.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I don’t speak to men. I don’t work for a living

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

*eyes dart from left to right, sweats profusely, nibbles turd to retain my composure*

 

[Aunt Carol]

As gross and disturbing as a chestburster or the ballsack spiders are, they're just natural parts of the Xenomorph life cycle, they're not deliberately trying to twist nature or acting out vile fetishes for the sake of getting themselves off.

This guy is going to report his pimp to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Imagine a timeline where Donald Trump convulses while yessing too hard.

how do you lose nudist biker autist chick

Using a made up Tumblr word does not score you any IQ points.

You can only measure a man by what he builds, not what he tears down (or obliterates with airplanes).

I'm not so sure they realize that their brand of "fabulous" would be tossed off of a rooftop.

Jimmy Deans Breakfast Holes

get the local fashionista necromancer to reanimate the one guy that's clearly straight up dead

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Wow, two retards for the price of one.

 

[Tablet County]

When I have issues with historians, I ask: ‘Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the f*** up then.’

"Hey goy, here's why you should hate this guy: A) He's based B) He's based C) He's based D) & he's based . Hate him yet?"

Perrottet is perhaps the largest authority on Napoleon’s penis

Look at me. I wear the funny hat now.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You don't get content for the tard babies thread with gay sex.

Please don't tell me hentai features dick cheese?

NECROPHILIA IS NOT EMPATHY YOU FUCKING LUNATIC. GET HELP.

I feel like if the words manga and dick pic are in the same sentence it’s likely related to a retarded disaster

I forgot where Jesus said to be a niggerfaggot on KF, but OK, lol.

Also I always asked for informed consent before sending the penis selfies, partly because it's the gentlemanly thing to do and partly because the only people who say yes are the people who want to roast the fuck out of a little white pecker.

Fun fact
Retards get big mad if you reply to their dickpics with a dickpic of your own and its clear yours is bigger.

What intention did they imbue into it?? You can't just be drinking water imbued with unknown intentions now.

That's some cringe as shit, and I just got done reading how some jews want to jerk off their dead husband for their sperm.

Do I share the gay Jesus porn here and make Lidl cry or not

No porn in my thread unless it is of Null, thems the rules.

when porn appears their dicks become sentient and possess them

Oh, come on. It's a part-time job, not a brothel.

Oh intelligent design isn't real? Then why are cocks so suckable, huh? Under evolution, cocks shouldn't be so juicy and suckable. Checkmate atheists.

Who the hell can take life advice from a sub called "smalldickproblems"?

Liz Fong Jones has discovered new forms of rape he never thought possible.

Liz Fong wants to touch Josh’s dong.

Never thought anything involving goatse would invoke a feeling of wholesome nostalgia, but here we are.

honestly any woman without a penis is too good for the gunted hobbit Ethan Ralph.

Imagine getting brainwashed by a man who keeps a toilet in the middle of his bedroom.

Maisie howled at any stimulus. She paced all night and pounced on anyone who came to the house.

Clam down its just Brazil, being shot by an underage tranny is just another tuesday down there.

Torturing, murdering and eating people is still morally wrong, even if they make a really good movie about you afterwards.

I'm very happy that it's slow at work today so I'm being paid rather well to read the words "cock guillotine".

why are half the new threads in this subforum about pedophilia

How do you know what a dead man's asshole tastes like?

This is why we need KiwiSingles. Don't neg-rate, go on a date!

Fuck, I've been a hoe my entire life.

If I eat lentils I get "indoor air pollution" after five or six hours. I can probably light it like a gas stove, too.

"Mild Trolling Causes Severe Discomfort"

And drunk driving has never once, not in the history of idiots, been medically necessary.

no one famous. Originates from the Toledo, Ohio area.

"how can I use natural disasters to get pussy?"

Women can't shut up about their fake rubber cocks

And now they want to walk around with cock cleavage?

Bruh why do you have a whole playlist with time stamps taboot about doo doo pee pee prison rape dungeon experiences locked and loaded ready to go?

We are getting closer and closer to zoomers reading Mein Kampf in mass unironically.

Yeah everywhere people are pedophiles. My mailman is a pedophile, my garbage guy is a pedophile, my neighbours are pedophiles. Even my dog is a pedophile.

i like looking at women

Heterosexuality is pretty much an achievement in 2023

 

[Big Nasty]

I imagined sitting on a bench in the park, throwing handfuls of stale hosts to a flock of elderly nuns.

 

[Sneeds]

Instead of investing your money in a car like a responsible human being, you could invest it to bossman and make 1.5x times your worth!

 

[Tablet County]

I just think it’s crazy that kiwis are hooking up on this site, like it’s Tinder. I’d sooner fedpost on 4chan and try to rizz up my federal agent when they came to drop off my untraceable ghost gun.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

It's incredible that Jews can fight a life and death holy war against a hoard of inbred retard monsters but still can't go one day without making me hate them.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I like watching women reboot after I consensually choke them out in missionary/mating press. It's not the same for everyone but some of them have the most euphoric experience I've ever seen and I like making that happen for them. There needs to be a lot of trust though.