random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Can’t she just read about war?
It’s just really big true crime.

They mostly stand around pretending to look like their phantom balls hurt or that they're holding back a chili dog fart. I guess they're mistaking that for male stoicism.

 

[Tingle]

mr "you want joker's cock inside your underaged pussy?" is now going to be an english teacher in glorious nippon.

 

[GunCar Gary]

mods feel free to delete the other one, this SHOULD be the actual link

That is also jade.zip

 

[Écho Öwl]

Why does she want a hyena clit condom? Wait. Don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.

 

[Tablet County]

Not only women, also men. No one deserve orgasm love matrimony. el sexo no es derecho humano. Orgasm neither. No guarantee matrimonio not even one fantastico.

Whatever Synth is paying you, I will double it if you kill yourself.

It looks stylish, though I wouldn’t wear it, because I don’t want to be confused with a school shooter.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Logistics are important, there's no cloud storage for beaners and spics yet.

Foot fetishes being a jewish psyop would be the least surprising news I've heard this week to be honest.

i'm sorry but even in the depths of the russ thread I found something I didn't need to know I needed to not know.

Despite rumors of his death in a wood-chipper incident, these have been debunked as a hoax.

 

[Laetiporus cincinnatus]

My disappointment in you is profound. Browser of The Bad Website That Doxxes People Including The Host Of This Website. Maybe you can beg for forgiveness in a few months, but for now, yeah, I think "lemme just spectate this Pride Month bullshit" is enough that I'm throwing you out a window.

 

[Makhnovshchina]

"Right now I'm craving children, like I really want a child, but I know I can't have that in my life right now so I have stuffed animals"

 

[Tread Miller]

 

[Tablet County]

Alert the press, the guy who plays Mario for a living bought the new Mario.

 

[CaddestSlown]

i'm so confused, but i'm also fuckign retarded so confusion is pretty normal.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

ECF 332

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I. Introduction
Here we go again.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

On February 25th, 2017, Joe Winko released a 50 minute tutorial on how to suck his penis.

 

[Metamorpho]

>When your cuck fetish gets so bad you start advocating for eugenics

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I HAVE NOT PLAYED THIS GAME (YET) AND I KNOW LOILCONS HAVE TAKEN A BIG LIKING TO THE GAME BUT I ASK OF YOU, TO BE REASONABLE ADULTS WHEN DISSUSING THE TOPICS OF THIS THREAD

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Call it... pee-er pressure.

First date tip: Do NOT bring up Uncle Ted and his manifesto. Or do it and let her know where you stand on things.

Rising cost of living? Too much work? Chemical additives in food? More "social engineering" against family? Or what if it is cat crap?

Politicians are pushing through retarded laws that work against the interests of their constituents? Release the wolves. Drag queen story hour grooming children? Wolves. You've gained extra weight? Wolves.

What exactly is nostalgic about child abuse I will never know.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Stephen King made a child orgy the solution to the end of his book, and fixated on the fat kid's tiny dick.

Howard Phillips "Nigger-Man" Lovecraft. Wife born 1883. Married in 1924. To my knowledge never touched any kids. Just hated nautical negroes.

Is that gaping, cavernous hole the anus or the "vag"?

Look at it again and try to ignore the sandworm style mouth.

Look at the size of her hand and the circumference of the rotdog.

Thing is ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE.

Me watching Funkytown: dead inside
Me opening Magic Pickle posts:
Yelling at my phone and physically recoiling

Not to fedpost, but… Anyone else see a pic of a troon dilating himself like this, and get this strange urge to kick that thing full power just to see what would happen?

People have the god given right to be retarded.

If you ever feel the need to start a DM chain, try killing yourself instead.

Honestly, if you’re high as a kite on special K, asking your 5 year old son to punch you in the face seems pretty reasonable.

Superman is not overpowered. He is weak to cryptocurrency.

I know you won't see this though because you put me on ignore since you were crying after I cyber bullied you for being only 5'2

>Wanting to be a character in Nu-Park

I'd rather have my hands and feet duct-taped against a wall, and my molars forcibly extracted without any anaesthesia by someone with chronic myclonus using a rusty scimitar covered in fire ants while a hideous tranny plays a DragonForce song on Guitar Hero with my testicles and a pair of cactus dildos as the drumset.

Ah, the classic Talbott "IM GUNNA SHOVE GLASS UP YER VAGINA!"

This is what it would look like if Chris was a billionaire when he saw that blue-armed Sonic.

The negroid yearn for the jungle

>checks rackets thread
>33 minutes of rackets talking about the Animated Child Rape show
Oh boy. Lordy. Need some Jesus in here

Thanks, I've always wondered what food from this country looked like.

Cope, Seth and Dialate. Or something.

The OP got me bricked up. The males, not the female. The show should have no females at all

If they're that desperate to be fucked by a Tetris shape or furry dog penis or tentacle, then just buy a strap-on that already exists like that.

"I WANT EV GIBS!!! I'M GOING TO FLOOD AMERICA WITH INDIANS, YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH MY ROCKET ANYMORE! ALSO YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE"

Transitioning from @-Jack- to @-ACK-, such a powerful pride story

Character creation screens have been a disaster for the human race.

If you got your ears pierced (because you’re a faggot) you wouldn’t say you had your head pierced.

I don't think you should legally be allowed to open a Popeyes if the employees aren't ghetto blacks and white trash.

I refuse to believe someone pretended to be a pooner day in day out and its just a random guy, that would break me. Think about how insane that is for a second.

I mean, what old Superman comic issue would you expect to see an explicit super boner in?

Yaoi is just the greatest art form ever invented

Ladies, how often have you found a man ooh-ing and aah-ing over your ability to use your pelvic floor to send off projectiles?

this pooner's little fake nuts would not be out of place next to some egg noodles at a Chinese buffet, but at least these are less likely to be gobbled up by middle-aged Southern women who say "Italian" with a hard "I."

I just enjoy dicks sometimes.

Tranny Cock Removal Floor

 

[Aunt Carol]

All these memes will be lost, like tears in rain. Time to sneed.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Also, let this be a lesson to you guys who like to find pooners on Grinder to sleep with. If something happens and you die, you’re going to end up as a gay icon with a fucking rainbow flag behind your picture for all eternity, and there’s nothing any of us can say about it. Fair warning.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's 1.2 gb of some broad showing her ass