random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JustSomeDong]

I post because it's there. To shitpost where no man has shitpost before.

 

[mindlessobserver]

What the fuck is even "modest" child porn collection.

 

[Metamorpho]

Here's the last post of the thread
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Archiving is totally evil.... because it just is, okay!

What you call "documenting" qualifies as stalking and harassment more often than not.

 

[Bloitzhole]

he’ll win this suit and have plenty of money to open the Mile High Neon Waffle House and Whoreatorium

 

[Sneed Force One]

Noses are red
Fingers are blue
I chokeslam my son
And hit my wife too

 

[Oh Darn]

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[Mister Fister]

Don't forget LOAD BEARING SLURS

 

[Bear Powers]

Simple explanation:
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[Aunt Carol]

Ernest has always been a gay autistic furry weirdo, but up until his late 30s he seemed at least to be a functional adult.

"Um, Ackshully, I really DID commit suicide once, so therefore I know more about this than you. Did I mention that I'm VERY SMART?"

In conclusion, Ernest is VERY SMART, and he knows this because the videogame characters, deities, horses, dragons, dead relatives and Guts from Bezerk that live in his head told him so.

Again with the Gnosticism.

 

[Metamorpho]

Someone's not having a good day over on /x/
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I don't understand why we'd use Goofy's Son here to ask this, but I'm guessing neither does he.

Have you ever manifested sex or a girlfriend?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am begging you to touch grass instead of children.

 

[JustSomeDong]

One day my kids will ask "what was the old internet like" and I'll quote metokur who said "you used to be able to put in 'Nigger Fight' into a youtube search bar and come up with a billion results" and I'll have to explain why that was a much better world.

As the lines between internet and IRL start to blend, the ability to remove people from comment sections starts extending to the rest of their thinking, and they become convinced that they should be allowed to remove you from reality.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I was taught to look both ways to cross a street at that age.

One less future rocket surgeon.

Tragic.

 

[Crex Crex]

Russia is a terrible poo country.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Only jello wrestling can settle this dispute to my satisfaction.

I don't think I can fix her, bros...

I really missed out, I grew up watching evangelion and cowboy bebop so I just got depression instead of trooning out.

Is her age still a mystery? Like is her date of birth still listed as "ca. 1980-1988 [citation needed]" on wikipedia like she is a piece of pottery from Roman times?

Sir, “please sit down, you’re scaring the children” is not flirting.

No, little pooner, you do not have "erection city" because you do not have a penis. You don't even have "erection town," "erection village," or "tiny erection campground."

Why has no on else commented on the fact that this sasquatch-moder is wandering the Appalachian trail dressed as an indentured prostitute?

The best part is that when you look at his profile you realize he is 100% serious.

Was he raped by an internal combustion engine or something holy shit

“No, stalker, I am not ‘an moron.’ I am a moron.”

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Nintendo Switch 2 is a garbage system for garbage people, and if you buy one, I hope you get fucking raped by your wife's boyfriend.

 

[Dr. Butt]

So I looked the good doctor up TIJUANA OFFICE (MAY-JULY) ONLY $1,999 USD FOR BILATERAL ORCHIECTOMY!!!

 

[Aunt Carol]

This kinda stuff would never work in a gender process tactical field kit.

 

[Potato Burrito]

No, little pooner, you do not have "erection city" because you do not have a penis. You don't even have "erection town," "erection village," or "tiny erection campground."

 

[Meat Target]

just buy the Chinese tires, you get free cadmium

America lurches to war and here we're talking about drugs, racemixing and used mexican tires.