"Sip a soda (or more precisely, use a straw to drop it into your mouth). If you experience a grimacing aversion to the drink such as you've never had before, you have glutamate hypofunction and may have schizophrenia."
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I, Vlad the Implier, based God-King of Transsexual Transylvania, hereby humbly decree that @AncientPhosphur is based. I am wrong and would have sex with him.
"My daughter got knocked up by a midget with a chemical dependency and anger issues, and is getting married to him at a fucking bowling alley. I knew my wife cheated on me. Now I have to find that .44." -A normal father's reaction to this shit.
I don't know Alex's accommodation history to say if this proves anything.
Please keep in mind that saying "I'm no longer living with my parents, I'm a mature adult who can buy a sex doll whenever I want" is probably something many DollForum users would say even if it wasn't true.
That murdering and chopping into pieces thing is weirdly suspicious.
I don't think that we can get too much from this source unless we find some actual link between Alex and Cannotgoogleme. So far it is just a really, really suspicious coinkidink. But it really makes you think.
BTW, I don't think there's any video of Alex's bedroom online. But I might be wrong.
(Cannotgoogleme's bedding is pink in white polka dots, just like Osana's hairbow and kneesocks. Coincidence?)
"I hid the torso inside of a cardboard box inside of my room, underneath some blankets. One day I came home from work and my mother told me, "I cleaned your room today. I moved that cardboard box. I didn't look inside of it or anything. I put it in your closet. I didn't open it. I didn't see what was inside."
I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.
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I personally would nominate Tyler McVicker's IRC message of "If you are a woman, hello!" It feels welcoming and inclusive. The quote is behind a spoiler on the OP. Just CTRL+F Triage and open the spoiler there.
"I mean want a family eventually, but the problem is like I don't... I don't think I'll get the same joy out of a woman that I would with a monkey."
It's just such an absurd quote. It's hilarious with context, but even out of context it raises eyebrows.
Here's a timestamped clip of Nick Fuentes saying it:
I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.
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- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.
