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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I've been called worse lies than that, I've been called a TERF, a Furry, a Paedophile, etc. Hell, there have been people who also seriously thought I was retarded, gay and even accused me of being a Roblox player once.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You sound like a giga-jew-hyper-tranny-freedom-hating-nigger-lover

 

[Just A Butt]

When I was 15, I had sex with a 15 year old girl with big tits. That same year I had sex with a 30 year old with big tits. There is not much difference.

 

[mr.moon1488]

From blyat we come, to blyat we go

 

[Blacked]

A collection of some of my favorite Alexander Knapik-Levert quotes

actually in this case yes which is why i would have liked a personal army to at least message Katherine Konitzer @ https://twitter.com/Zersetzunged

and get me arrested

way 2 go internet harassment website e-police you totally arent gonna get murdered irl for fucking with ppl

pedophiles of the lumendata base asking me for mercy?

never

so this thread devolved into a tranny hitting on me and disgruntled black guy gramar policing


also a handful of weirdos making shit up while being angry irl


gj

gg I am King I win the Thread again

Bye Losers

i want the webpage saying im a rapist deleted

you're a lonely black creep eh

im gonna enjoy taking your life

i think u want to be called the n word because it'd justify all your spastic obsessions

i made that one ginger tranny uve got on ur forum cry too

she probably slit her wrists

y the fuck was she crushing on me on this dead forum

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/alex-knapik-levert-dare-ispsychiatryascam.30409/

 

[I am vomit]

I just don't understand how it's evil to make love to your mother.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

After dancing and spinning on the grounds outside the church, she later complained, “My aborted babies are all wet.” (It was raining.)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/aborti...-front-door-of-lower-manhattan-church.118554/

 

[Dolomite]

Truly Ethan Ralph is the modern king Midas, everything he touched turns into shit.

 

[Blackhole]

kiwifarms: officially sponsored and funded by israel as of 2022/04/02

My God, I really do fucking hate Americans...

Ooh I love peering into people's houses.

your entire movement is being destroyed by a fat fuck who showed his asshole on stream and a stuttering midwit

If DSP wiped out the credit card companies, I will gladly accept Pigroach as the savior of the west.

Counterpoint: you have a kiwifarms account.

 

[Aunt Carol]

it looks like a shrunken head has been affixed here to greet anyone who might fuck this person

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I literally had neighbors giving me shit about my chickens and composting, who had fucking "Stop Climate Change" signs. Cunt, my eggs, meat and fruit are literally carbon zero. You buy special organic chicken from Whole Foods that flew a 1,000 miles to get here.

This is why I'll never vote for a woman. A body built for making babies and instead she's playing pretend politics across the table from a googly-eyed jew.

Thanks, CNN, for chopping up and editing the video of the interview with me after Army public affairs said you could broadcast the interview, and making me look like a complete fucking lunatic.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, @Meat Target was right again.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

It breaks my heart that I don't have what it takes to watch The Office. Is this what it means to have been cured? And should we cure?

from Stephen William Lafleur's schizo manifesto WITHOUT_CONTENTION.pdf, on the second to last page. This is essentially the closing line since the last page is an addendum.

 

[SCSI]

I get the feeling that if I need to explain the difference between incest and homosexuality, there's not much to say in the first place.

Imagine thinking there’s anything a troon can do to hide its true nature from a creature that can smell cancer and also so delights in life’s rich pageant of scents that discovering a novel pile of shit to just roll in and ~~experience~~ is the essence of joy.

You know shit's bad when you got people asking "Where's the fucking Easter Bunny when you need him?"

As long as you're okay pissing off random spergs on the internet you can do whatever you want to.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

When I was a horny teen I ahem...appropriated my cousin's dirty panties from her laundry hamper. I guess I should report myself to the nearest male death camp because literally nothing I do will ever make me a human of any value. I wonder if they provide you with a free toothbrush or if I need to bring my own.

I for one appreciate your honesty. If everyone was this forthcoming, the national sex offender registry would be far more accurate.

I bet his mom was a single parent.

Kiwi Farms is a place where trannies and terfs and alt-righters and nazis can all share a community, get along with each other.

Respectfully, I disagree - people take what makes their peepee hard and vagegey wet way too seriously

Recognize that the following three things apply at all times:

* Nobody gives a shit about who you are
* Nobody gives a shit about who you fuck
* Nobody gives a shit about how you feel

I think TERFs are confused about the nature of this site. We love the TE part but we hate the RF part.

"On the twelfth day of Terfmas, my true love gave to me,
12 pack of cigs,
11 Stray cats,
10 extra lbs,
9 HP books,
8 New wrinkles,
7 Twitter accounts,
6 Male tears cups,
5 Gold ashtrays,
4 Vag posters,
3 Rowling statues,
2 Free bowlcuts,
And period blood on the tree!"

Can we just find some more angry political lesbians to laugh at?

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Please understand that the intimate surgical images here are posted for medical and educational purposes only.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STOP RESPONDING HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?

I can't believe we've been bullying a literal retard all this time.

Salesmen are like rapists, if they're good at it.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

if I can’t cooom…..NO ONE CAN! TITTY SKITTLES FOR EVERYONE!!!1

 

[Xarpho]

All I want to see is Null to update the first post with new additions. It seems some new stuff has been added to the code.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

“I want to be one of those hot dogs rolling on those rollers mmmmm". But you will never be that hot dog. So your only option is to eat that hot dog.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I've been called worse lies than that, I've been called a TERF, a Furry, a Paedophile, etc. Hell, there have been people who also seriously thought I was retarded, gay and even accused me of being a Roblox player once.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

"Don't start a baseless accusation based on things I previously said"

 

[Blackhole]

It's true, the Beauty Parlor is almost entirely fat chicks dissing fat chicks. (and Null, for... some mysterious reason)

I know there are a lot of ignorant comments made on this site, but this is one of the most ignorant I've seen.