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Is this nigga jizzing macaroni art?

 

[not william stenchever]

penis is a very personal gift to be only shared between you, your ladyfriend and her sister

@Sammich

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

So much squabble amongst us, and all of it could've been avoided with proper team building via gangbang.
Like Moses have I come unto you with tablets of keks and you have debased yourself worshipped the golden calf of sticker faggotry.

 

[Mannibal]

why be a strong independent woman when you can be a disabled man

"the fun, lighthearted side of having a penis"

"This is so incredibly wholesome… which isn’t something I often think while watching two dicks swinging around on my phone. "

I agree. They have pee fetishes, I see no other explanation.

Must do wonders for your mental health to have a piss-sword of Damocles hanging above your head.

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

1. I came from a very Traditional Catholic academy, and my friends were theologians, philosophers, professors and priests. But the pandemic made me lose faith in God and his failure. In exchange I sought Anime and Vtubers.

 

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@Lomax

"They even stole her husbands broken penis"

 

[Sprocket]

The Gay-Troon Civil War will start soon. We must manufacture more butt beads for the troops in the trenches.

 

[Rozzy]

Any amount of excrement can return when one wipes their tush improperly. It's better to let it become a dingleberry than make a U-Turn.

 

[Mannibal]

Don't feel sorry for any of these 'people'. They are all complicit in this shit show.

If recent training materials and the mass hiring wave are anything to go by, the IRS will shoot your dog as well.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The conservative law makers (a group that is mostly heterosexual white males from America) are trying to genocide the brave and stunning transwomen(a group that is also mostly heterosexual white males from America)!!! Get ready for the dumbest civil war in history.

No officer, you don't get it. We had to saw the barrel off this shotgun. It needed lifesaving gender reassignment surgery and is now a beautiful, feminine pepperbox.

The captcha being literally unusable only makes it slightly less user friendly than normal.

"Good morning, ma'am. I am calling from Microsoft technical support and I must assure you that my penis is quite large and girthy!"

The manufacture of thickened fuel incendiaries is high school experimentation and an introduction. The superior man leaves this and graduates to Homemade Explosives (HME), which is safer than many assume but requires some skill, preparation, knowledge and will to accomplish.

Also, how do you put bomb builder in your social media info and not be a fed informant lol

Show some respect to the OGs of the transphobia game, nigga.

If it’s true then it’s really sad when even redditors call you out for not even having basic human skills.

LITERALLY ONE STEP FROM EXTERMINATION.

Everything above board here, at the mass-graves and bathtub-C4 ranch.

This is why most people don’t care if this man lives. He’s an insufferable assface.

Troons truly are the next generation of victim, they're even genociding themselves. Really kind of them, saves everyone else the hassle

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I will not be giving this Jew and his midget any money

fuck this obvious Ziohazard.

 

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Okay, the nudes I could handle, but a reddit mod? Absolutely haram.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

That's not child porn you dumb fag, that's me winning!

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[vomitusdeux]

I don't know much about penis anatomy, but that dick looks strange. The last picture looks like someone squeezing out toothpaste

If you're seriously going to sit here and discuss the logistics of robbing someone's grave I think you need a break

Taking away the human rights of men under 5'7 in Japan effectively renders glorious Nippon a matriarchy.

A pipe probably doesn't have much use on non flushable toilets.

India is seething and defecating in fury.

After all, troons are just furries whose personas are human men and women.

TFW no daddy issues BPD female dinosaur GF

Unfortunately I had to go to check and he liked a post of a naked troon showing off pierced moobs and a wedge-shaped cock.

Oh, I'm fully aware. He propositioned me a couple days ago insisting I become his slave, gather live animals to deliver to him or poach them for furs, and rape/mutilate the other members of AMB and KF for him to watch and jack off, as well as service him orally. It's thoroughly disgusting. I told him I'd fucking scalp him and leave him to fester in the desert sun if the world went to shit, among various other relatively a-loggy things because in all honesty it kinda pissed me off.

This man has no dick.

It's straight up embarrassing. Utter dickless cowards.

I think they mistook Bureau of Land Management for Black Lives Matter

In my defense, I clearly stated that I was not pumped full of bathtub HRT so I didn't know if it was the actual plan.

Little does @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg know, only *I* get to plunder @RadioactiveMonkeyMan Indian bussy.

Sorry Boss Hog, but we would have never known about your sex life, or the antibiotics required, if you had kept that cockholster shut. And we know it was open because you told us about oral gonorrhea

Nigger Waco

You're a gutless low-EQ waste of space and oxygen who should've never been allowed to crawl out of the abortion bucket.

Where in the Bible does it say women are allowed to speak?

Perhaps amputating your goddamned cock isn’t so easy-going as those Discord mods and Mengele-butchers led you to believe.

No one will ever be able to convince me that being a willing cuck isn't a sign of some severe mental illness, holy shit.

My findom hotwife takes all my money and fucks other guys. She said that by not having sex with me for several years and constantly having sex with other men, our sex will be super satisfying when we do have it. We're trying out puppy play so I've been living in a kennel outside the house for the last few months. Thankfully Darryl moved into our house to take care of things. The only thing I'm unhappy about is, Darryl is playing a problematic game on my PS5.

“Still, my whole lap smelled unrecognizable, not-human seeming, like a cross between hospital air and a livestock barn.”

Why do you have a dick tattooed below your eye?

And if there should ever be two big mean niggers with BBC and old rusty knifes making decision as men you should literally shit your pants right now, fren. Because one of them might think he has to fill a void to make some profit.

RubinRemus could commission an Emu fursuit with strategically placed holes, and take Jon to Nordic FuzzCon where Jon would lose his virginity during a yiff orgy at an avian-furs room party.

Nick looks like a Walmart version of Paul Wall whose idea of a good time is a weekend bender of meth, monkey porn, and tranny cock. Lmao Goddamn you’re embarrassing, there’s no way you’re a real person. You have “Only God Can Judge Me” tattooed on you somewhere don’t you? Your mother has to regret not aborting you

Dis nigga watched Django Unchained once and thought to himself 'we wuz cowboys'n shit'.

Traditionally faggots should be condemned by a shower of fire and brimstone, here you are.

Sooner or later, Tara's gonna have some Lara Croft-esque pyramid tits.

At least try to be smarter than the monkeys you pay people to kill, faggot

Absolutely seem like the kinds of faggots who would shove C4 up a dilator like a tranny IRA

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

one tit on idubbz, the other always looking around for chris' ray gun

 

[GaryGray]

she is the only person who knows who i really am an i literally have her under a 10 page NDA

Revealed in the Chudbuds.lol leaks

 

[internet friend]

Hope the trannies feast on his fat ass.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Journalists really messed up with the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch story… Kiwi Farms did the media’s job better than the media did… Not again…

Adam's mom having to suck cock for rent is just retarded, edgy, and, like everything else Celtic writes, suspiciously fetishistic.

your praxis literally does not correspond to the post-capitalist queer reality

You are showing signs of sluggish schizophrenia and revisionism right now.

Is there enough of a difference to make a difference between real women and sex dolls? You decide.

I can feel the disgust radiating from the poor fuckers in those costumes

I can hear Wendy rage eating from across the country.

I'm sorry that your childhood was robbed by your abusive, mentally ill mother, Desmond.

Boomer incels must have been fucked in special ways. I can look at sex dolls around now, and I can at least get how someone could want to fuck them even if they look mostly offputting, they're at least reasonably shaped like a person, but I can't for the life of me put myself anywhere close to the mindset required for putting my dick in what's essentially a pool toy.

I don't think he's retiring. I think he's just getting ready to charge more. No more dancing in gay bars for dollar bills. He's creating a franchise now. I can't wait for the "skin care line". It's called "Desmond's String Of Pearls".

Eh, i'm happy for the little homofag

Dont any of you have car repairs like tires or power steering pumps to dump that cash into

Imagine falling and hitting your head or skinning your knee and mom won't take you to a first aid station because getting in line for a ride that you won't even get on for over an hour is more important than your wellbeing.

Congenital imbecility is rampant over in that tard zoo.

There is something about this soy face that really bugs me. It's a clear indication they are clearly retarded buffoons'.

Are you trying to tell me that this little girl's name is Splash Mountain? Or did she name her daughter after a character from Song of the South? Is being named after a jive talking cartoon animal better or worse than just being called "Splash Mountain"?

I really liked watching Cowboy Bebop on Toonami back in school and recently saw a figure of Spike for sale. I ordered it thinking it would be the size of those little Nintendo ones and it would just sit on my bookshelf. Well it showed up after several months of delays (actually I ordered it at a different address and the Post correctly forwarded, it to my complete surprise) and this thing is huge. His pistol is slightly larger than my thumbnail for a sense of scale. It's painted really well, the hair is super detailed, and so is his jacket, but I can't put it anywhere, it's too large to fit on my bookshelf. I guess I'll just keep it boxed up and try to sell it in like 10 years. I'm embarrassed!

 

[Table Country]

OMG, I'll write him a longwinded letter on how he changed my life by calling a nigger a nigger and a faggot a faggot! He'll love that!

"I'm being harrassed and mocked by an army of stalkers. I know, I'll post every L I take on my social media, that definitely won't backfire."

Come back here so i can give you your Diaper Discipline

I 100% believe Vaush is a pedophile and should be lit on fire

 

[Sperghetti]

If it helps, your cardboard fort would've been undoubtedly of better construction than Kevin's vagina